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Obā-san · 2012-02-08 00:03:48

Flannel Jammies FTW~

Imipolex G · 2012-02-08 00:04:08

Kraftwerk

Obā-san · 2012-02-08 00:05:13

Phuture.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-08 00:15:23

Tangerine Dream.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-08 00:17:54

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Viani · 2012-02-08 00:18:12

Kraft Cheese is Worst Cheese.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-08 00:23:38

Their deli cuts series are okay, but other than that I agree wholeheartedly.

Always been fond of Heluva Good, myself.

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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 18:27:13

Well, the trip lasted way longer than it was supposed to, but it was totes worth it because stuff happened.

vM's list of "firsts" newly accomplished:

First time in a cheap, sleazy motel

First time boinking a girl in a cheap, sleazy motel

First time propositioning someone for a threeway (they said no, but hey, still a first)

First time actually watching the superbowl

First time having a fluent conversation in Spanish with a random Spanish speaking person

First and most likely last cigarette

First time dancing in the middle of the street with a group of people, stoned, at 3 in the morning

First time breaking up a bar fight by groping one of the fighters

Aaaand some other stuff I cannot remember right nao

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-08 18:30:00

First time in a cheap, sleazy motel

First time boinking a girl in a cheap, sleazy motel

High-five?

Viani · 2012-02-08 18:31:02

First time boinking a girl in a cheap, sleazy motel

FINALLY?

I had sex in a sleazytel back when I was 13. You have some catching up to do, betch

millercross · 2012-02-08 18:33:48

First and most likely last cigarette

booooo

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 18:46:48

Come on vorphelia, not everyone can reach that holy, unattainable level of supersacredslut as you, oh loose one.

Obā-san · 2012-02-08 18:49:10

Whoo, listening to Oval.

Viani · 2012-02-08 18:53:27

Come on vorphelia, not everyone can reach that holy, unattainable level of supersacredslut as you, oh loose one.

Hmph, I am not loose. I do not have mileage, tire burns, or clamps. I respect my body and would never go into insane levels of body deterioration for such sex...unlike you...you masochist. OH THURRR

and on a more serious note I kind of wish I was regarded as sacred, then I probably wouldn't resort to such pathetic levels for approval and long-term love IRL.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 19:02:26

Poor sweet, naeiv Tnophal Evanelia. The body deterioration is a prize in of itself the sex is just a bonus. ;3

Viani · 2012-02-08 19:03:31

Well then Vocinight Velmasocelvet, we have a major difference in opinion.

This can only be solved by lesbian sex...or death. Lesbian death.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 19:10:22

LESBIAN DEATHSEX COMMENCE

-the screen fades to black, and the only sounds that can be heard are ones of lust and pain and clanking metal parts-

Imipolex G · 2012-02-08 21:25:44

Odd. Very odd.

I'm eating bacon.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-08 21:32:55

I'm eatin cheerios.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 21:38:02

I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT

I'M AT THE TACO BELL

I'M AT THE -is mauled by chagen's ghost-

Imipolex G · 2012-02-09 00:14:09

I have a pudding cup.

Anonus · 2012-02-09 00:14:45

I figured you'd say that.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:15:46

I love Pudding.

Obā-san · 2012-02-09 00:16:55

No you don't.

Unknown · 2012-02-09 00:18:13

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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:18:48

Oh don't I?

Coincidentally, this picture is inaccurate as Pudding is 19, but whatevs.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-09 00:20:10

I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT

I'M AT THE TACO BELL

The comination made my eyes bleed, it's earl and I be swervin' the nervous emcee and I'll rap on the track if my friends let me (thank you, friends).

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:20:35

Viani · 2012-02-09 01:44:25

Space Channel 5 Derail, Initiate!

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 01:47:03

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 00:08:05

I have a pudding cup.

Also, I need to start going to bed earlier. If I'm still here in an hour, tell me to GTFO.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-10 00:08:54

Guide The Ferocious Owl?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 00:10:16

Get The Fuck Out!

Justice4243 · 2012-02-10 00:31:16

^^ That sounds like a fantasy themed metal band.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 01:58:27

I'm still here and nobody told me to GTFO.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-10 02:03:17

that's because we love you too much

Viani · 2012-02-10 02:03:38

^^ GTFO

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 02:05:12

Aww, Cent, that means a lot to me.

So yeah, gonna GTFO now

Unknown · 2012-02-10 09:14:05

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Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 20:46:38

I have a pudding cup.

Anonus · 2012-02-10 20:49:10

We stopped at Murphy Express on the way home from Village Inn and Family Dollar and I got a honey bun.

I haven't eaten it yet, though

Princess Alice · 2012-02-10 20:51:45

What's Murphy Express?

Anonus · 2012-02-10 20:54:41

A convenience store. This one is across the street from the shopping center with the green Wal-Mart and a newly-opened Dollar Tree, which mother initially thought was going to be an Aldi (she was chagrined to find out it was going to be a Dollar Tree.).

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-10 20:55:33

Aldi is only good if you're German.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 20:55:42

CHAGRINED

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 20:58:43

I want to watch some violence.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-10 21:02:59

Does that mean it's Happy Tree Friends time?

Anonus · 2012-02-10 21:05:02

I guess so!

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 21:10:12

I don't even know where to start, though.

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