Panurge watches every Irate Gamer review until he doesn't

Odradek · 2019-04-24 00:31:27

Thoughts:

*This game was addictive

As it was fun

*The greek word Tetra which means segments containing four pieces

*BITCHIN

*What if video game but real life

*Chris hits on 8 bit dancers

*I'm guaranteed you're addicted

*Chris's gaming face

*Despite all its flawls

*Just in case your gamer is an inspire fucker musical conductor!

*Tetris 2 is weird

*EGGPLANT WIZARD????

*I find puzzle game gameplay vaguely hypnotic

IRATE-O-METER FOR THIS REVIEW: Four out of four segments

Odradek · 2019-07-22 23:26:13

Thoughts:

*TAKE THAT YOU BITCHES

*Still had its share of flawls

*Chris is a phillistine

*ANOTHER PERSON!

*I like that he did the whole sketch without a joke

*Chris pretends to not know how the laser works in Contra

* ANOTHER PERSON

* Haha Chris has no friends

* ALIUMS

Imipolex G · 2019-07-23 01:54:22

Whoever reads instruction manuals? Fuck you, I did.

Obā-san · 2019-07-31 23:37:46

Just going to say it: why isn't it called "Panurge watches every Irate Gamer review so you don't have to"

Odradek · 2019-07-31 23:48:42

Obā-san said:
Just going to say it: why isn't it called "Panurge watches every Irate Gamer review so you don't have to"

Odradek · 2019-08-04 01:13:45

Thoughts:

*JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY GUYS THEY HAVE COMING AT YOU

*What if you had a controller for a hand
* haha white men can't jump is a movie

*Hey it's the other human being that isn't Chris

*ALIUMS

*Ah yes I agree

*kinky

*gasp 40 dollars

*beans

*what a shit flipper

*beans

IRATE-O-METER FOR THIS REVIEW: beans

Aliroz · 2019-08-04 19:23:28

Odradek said:
*JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY GUYS THEY HAVE COMING AT YOU

So many Bros coming at you, it's a family reunion!

Imipolex G · 2019-08-05 06:49:35

$40 was the typical retail price for a NES cartridge back in the day, IIRC

Odradek · 2019-11-03 01:14:54

https://twitter.com/ArtofLostandCan/status/1190091805842427905

Aliroz · 2019-11-03 01:17:15

I'm sure somebody has a backup somewhere.

Odradek · 2020-07-02 00:25:42

Thoughts:

*Contra 3 had been the sequel fans had been waiting for.

*Always seem to follow along a certain pattern

* I like that death tortoise

* The sprite art in this game is nice

* Chris you used a game genie, you don't get to whine about playing on easy mode

* I like that this video is called Contra 3 and 4 and he spends five seconds on Contra 4

Imipolex G · 2020-07-02 00:33:35

well, I kind of agree with him about the "endings" in Contra 3. What a bunch of crap

also, Contra Hard Corps > Contra 3

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