'Cause sometimes I like to look at the negative feed8ack on random sellers and sometimes it is hilarious.
"i was buy glazing machine, it was brooking. they don't answer me back no servi"
"GARBAGE GEM BRACELETS!! Cancelled Trans after I requested Refund. SHADY."
"not a voice,doesnt jump out and its 2 & half in tall. not worth plastic made of."
"Tired to wait the product and or my refund Beware!!! See other similar feedback"
"I got very small item I can not ware it and both sleeve has too different size"
Comments
"They send for me a wrong blouse and even the money they havent send back!!!"
"just stay away from this company. unserious to spoil for others who are serious."
"i cant satisfied your service."
"Full not compliance of goods. Horror"
"The sizing is very size I order size 20 it is about size 14"
It's fun trying to figure out what these people think they were trying to say.
I am sorry to hear that you feel disposa8le, random e8ay shopper. ::::(
...what?
"!!!!!!!! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE !!!!!!!!"
"!! VICE !! GIVE A number of packages OTHER PURCHASER !!!!"
"SELLER TO LEAK!!! not received, refunded by paypal after complaint. THANK PAYPAL" (they left this one twice)
You might have had room for spaces if you didn't put that checker8oard shit in.
"Came without booklet and with the cover detonated."
Do I even want to know what this person purchased?
"Purchasedatsametimeasseveralotheritemsfromotherseverythingelsecamebutthis.poor."
8reathe, e8ay customer. 8reathe.
And some more:
"Not the object i order. There is no brake, and that was the main argument.."
"Don't purchase if you want this item this century"
"Wrong item received not as pictured! No BLING JUST BLAH and cheesy cheap !"
"Ren Hoek said it best - You are an Eeeeediot !!!!"
"who knew your thighs were on your knees... definitely not thigh highs"
"Very disappointed does not WHORT a penny. Hair is falling off 1st time I used" (how do you whort a penny?)
"Product is not so good. it's very thing. not going to be a comfortable bed."
Someone doesn't get how customs forms work.
"item never received " somewhere in the planet now ""
"Say case for macbook, but i receive a shelf-adhesive, the color is not the same."
"*CameRIPPED*HadToSewMyOwnHat*SellerMadeNoOfferOfCompensation* (it is a cute hat)"
"Item exploded when turned on for the first time. Burned my hand badly!!"
"I ruined my ceiling, unprofessional seller 0 knowledge of product!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Item is useless. Can't even hold my eyelid. Sad"
"It took a month to get here and it broke when I dropped it" (Sounds like the 8r8king is your own fault, customer)
"Finally received it and the arm was broke off of it. Wore it. It cut my stomach."
This was a neutral feed8ack left on... red nail polish. What did they think it was going to do?
"Only made for foreign girls..... It sucks"
"Worst product. Hair doesn't match" (This was left on a necklace, there was no "hair" anywhere on the product.)
"A Ebay Shamer Criminel Not to trust a Hillbill tame taker"
"Pling Plang Pling Plang No itim Newer send the itim seller dont care only like t"
"Time Robber No Itim China seller take monny for no itims newer newer get bag"
"Crime China Seller No itim only Air and bla bla bla"
"Frii shipping Ha Ha Ha Newer send Anithing Monny gorn"
"Feag itims newer Bay here seller hawe no itims"
"China miscredit Seller no respons no itim dont respect customers Dont Bay Bandit"
"Try to sneek away and rise Pay 1300 % not to trust Kina Bandit"
...how did this person manage to spell "customers" correctly?
"ALL pet shops FORGERY !! Poisonous smell awful !!!! DANGER FOR CHILDREN !!!"
"My son loves Pokemon" (This is not a weird feedback to leave, except that it was left as negative feedback on a vibrator...)
...what?
Also:
"A dear friend? What about my product is already Multakha it to me? ... Have not"
"My lips feels weird after using it ! my skin it's peeling off wouldn't recommend"
"You can t not use this items on cats or small dogs are too big."
"Bad pruduck8" (I parsed this as "predicate")
" :-( layers"
"Very bad quality the seams cracks and i have to sew it all the time on my own!
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"Did not fit-was too short and sung." (I think they meant "snug" 8ut this was too funny imagining their garment singing)
it did not say what the feed8ack was on since the transaction was marked private
"Thanks for turning my finger green!! Not real!"
"just 1 glove not 1 pair. You were going to send another and never recieved it" (does it fit? must you acquit?)
"the nape item arrived"
"This lipgloss dries to a glue consistency, it glues ur lips together" (Good, maybe it will shut you up. Also I have used the same lipgloss this review was on and it didn't glue my lips together.)
"Everything comes barely broken exploits nothing" (...what?)
(spoiler for size)
"Rip off company sent me a frisbee instead of my fitness tracker that I ordered"
8oth on same seller. I wonder what they'd send if you ordered a Fris8ee?