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• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-09 18:24:05

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I swear, one day we'll find out that Gamzee's been on every panel of Homestuck. Even the ones in Act 1.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-03-09 18:38:27

  
  

  as a tumblrite pointed out calliope's symbol has, in light of the update..

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  ...become a bit more perverse.
• Justice4243

  2013-03-09 23:16:34

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  

  

  
• Obā-san

  2013-03-10 03:01:49

  
  

  oh yeah in case anyone was wondering how Gamzee is getting around and hasn't put it together yet

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2013-03-10 13:54:08

  
  

  UPD8

  
  

  
  

  GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAAACK
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-10 15:17:18

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  MEENAH: ugh 
  MEENAH: you and your intermissions 
  MEENAH: what is with your intermissions they aint even intermissions most of the time 
  MEENAH: they just an excuse to tell another dumb story inside a longer dumb story 
  

  
  

  Hee hee, meta-humor! ^_^
• Obā-san

  2013-03-10 17:57:44

  
  

  and another upd8

  
  

  
  

  someone really shoulda told Sollux about those stairs
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-10 18:18:11

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  In less than 300 pages, Act 6 will finally have as many pages as Act 5. :)
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-10 18:58:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I think I find the latest page funnier than I should.
• Obā-san

  2013-03-10 18:58:58

  
  

  is there a particular amount of funny you should find it?
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-10 19:05:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I dunno, I just kinda get the feeling other people would be all "It's not that funny" if they saw me laughing at it.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-10 19:23:08

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Homestuck makes me giggle like a small child almost every update.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-10 19:36:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Earthlight Ray said:

  Homestuck makes me giggle like a small child almost every update.
  

  Same here.
• Justice4243

  2013-03-10 22:05:12

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  It was pretty funny. Especially Meenah's

  Spoiler:

  So...anyone gonna help the blind guy? No? Fuck it then, I'm outie.
• Tachyon

  2013-03-12 20:39:27 edited 2013-03-12 20:39:34

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Update.
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-13 12:03:17 edited 2013-03-13 12:04:25

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  Spoiler:

  So anyway, it seems Cherubs are born from Cadbury Trickster Mode creme eggs. XD

  
  

  Also, Gamzee hugging Calliope is the cutest thing ever.
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-14 11:30:20

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  updorts
• Obā-san

  2013-03-14 11:31:11

  
  

  shiny upd8s
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-14 11:42:01

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  Spoiler:

  Now I'm wondering how Lord English got his powers...is there an Even Bigger Bad someplace? O_O
• Justice4243

  2013-03-14 13:36:35

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  You know, Hussie might have hinted at that back when Vriska and John first reconnected.
• Obā-san

  2013-03-14 14:24:25

  
  

  

  
  

  Yaldababy’s choices were known for their wild extremes. And to Tinky Winky, he offered his most extreme choice of all. 
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-14 14:47:49

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  Cherub eggs are full of Tubby Custard! I knew it!
• Obā-san

  2013-03-14 16:08:05

  
  

  lee4hmz said:

  Spoiler:

  Now I'm wondering how Lord English got his powers...is there an Even Bigger Bad someplace? O_O

  Spoiler:

  Given that Yaldabaoth is the Demiurge i wouldn't be surprised
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-14 16:48:16

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  Another thing: All of the Denizens seem to be serpentine. Cherubs have a serpentine form. This has to mean something.
• Tachyon

  2013-03-14 16:51:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Hephaestus' icon doesn't look serpentine, and neither is his mythic basis.
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-14 17:08:12

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  Yeah, that's the only one I wasn't sure of. 
• Obā-san

  2013-03-14 20:53:04

  
  

  i have a headcannon kankri voice now

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2013-03-14 21:13:59

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  It's not really that Denizens are serpentine as much as serpents are primordial and have deep connections in most (if not all) mythologies.

  
  

  Still, the Demiurge is going to haunt my nightmares tonight.
• Obā-san

  2013-03-14 21:18:42

  
  

  that reminds me i was gonna get a Yaldabaoth avie.
• Bunny

  2013-03-15 13:57:39

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Dudes

  
  

  http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/cherubim

  
  

  New homestuck album
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-15 19:48:12

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  I'm watching Let's Read Homestuck. The person they have voicing Karkat sounds like Montana Max, and Terezi sounds a bit like Elmyra. :P
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-15 21:16:49

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  And Nepeta sounds like Lil' Sneezer. I'm really starting to wonder if someone in the collab is a TTA fan.
• Anonus

  2013-03-15 21:17:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  where are Babs and Buster Bunny in all of this
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-15 21:19:53

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  Dunno yet.
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-15 21:32:10 edited 2013-03-15 21:32:18

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  (Man, it always shocks me just how much of a cruel bitch Hivebent!Vriska is. >:P)
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-15 21:49:56

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  Heh, Doc Scratch sounds like The Red Guy.
• Obā-san

  2013-03-15 23:17:59

  
  

  upd8

  
  

  
  

  Spoiler:

  Lord English is Lister
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-15 23:54:14

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  And I still want to kick Eridan's ass. He's even more punchable with Octopimp voicing him. :P
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-16 00:04:25

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  Part 9: In which Vriska turns into Master Fucking Shake. >:P God fucking damn.
• Anonus

  2013-03-16 00:13:59 edited 2013-03-16 00:14:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  If Vriska is Master Shake, who's Frylock and Meatwad?
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-16 00:31:03 edited 2013-03-16 00:33:08

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I wanna be Meatwad. :)
  
  oh wait wrong thread to for me to type random stuff >_>
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-16 00:48:30

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  Tavros is Meatwad, and Kanaya would be Frylock.
• Anonus

  2013-03-16 01:04:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I thought of that myself...but was unsure.
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-16 01:04:56

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  BWAHAHAHAHA THEY GOT BOWMAN TO VOICE HUSSIE XDXDXDXD
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-16 02:29:22

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  Oh man, how is it that Karkat can troll John and somehow end up arguing with himself at the same time? (The pesterlog at the very beginning of A5A2 where John says he's not a homosexual.)
• One-Winged Eagle

  2013-03-16 03:28:06

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Wait so is Caliborn playing Pool or is this a Sburb speedrun?
• Lavaz

  2013-03-16 04:56:51

  Homestuck has been full of pool references since the first intermission. And judging by all the "this is so tedious" stuff that his quest entails I doubt it is a speedrun.
• Tachyon

  2013-03-16 05:47:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Naney said:

  upd8

  
  

  
  

  Spoiler:

  Lord English is Lister

  i thought the same.
  
  Wouldn't be surprised if it was a deliberate reference, either.

  lee4hmz said:

  (Man, it always shocks me just how much of a cruel bitch Hivebent!Vriska is. >:P)

  When i was first catching up with the comic, it puzzled me how popular she seemed to be.
  
  Probably more so because Tavros made me laugh and i didn't like how she was treating him.
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-16 14:55:08

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  Yeah, constantly abusing the cripple isn't very endearing. :P
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-16 16:33:04

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Draco in leather pants, perhaps?