The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-08 16:09:52

  are there any latin words that end in "-on"?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-08 16:11:32 edited 2015-08-08 16:11:44

  > dona nobis pacem
  
  > pachem
  
  no no no you church latiners pronouncing things with ch
  
  i will insist on using a hard c
  
  paaaaaaCKEM
  
  YOU AND YOUR KURK LATIN
  
  obnoxiousface.png
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-08 16:14:17

  i wonder whether that latin belongs to James T. Kirk or Mark Kirk
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-08 16:14:26

  it's funny because "kirk" means "church"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-08 16:14:49

  "do i like church, or do i like picard?"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-08 16:15:11

  i wonder if any religious nuts have ever targeted star trek as being un-christian
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-08 16:49:04

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  
  

  Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  they do; they're all over the internet

  But the internet is fake, just like magic, and Canada!

  Meanwhile, Touhou does not exist.
  

  See, you get it.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-08 21:08:47

  do you hate country music because you really don't like it or only because it's associated with rednecks and conservatives?
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-08 21:10:19

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I'm not a big fan of the country sound. Too twangy.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-08 21:12:45

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Tachyon

  2015-08-08 23:58:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  country music is a really obscure niche genre over here
  
  it's much bigger in Ireland
  
• MissUtilis

  2015-08-09 00:27:22

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  Sometimes I wonder if Disney owning Fox instead of ABC is a preposterous, idiotic idea
• Odradek

  2015-08-09 00:30:27

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tachyon said:

  country music is a really obscure niche genre over here
  
  it's much bigger in Ireland
  

  This is odd to me.

  
  

  Although apparently there was a time when Soul Music became pretty popular among Norther English youth.
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-09 00:31:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  MissUtilis said:

  Sometimes I wonder if Disney owning Fox instead of ABC is a preposterous, idiotic idea

  You worry too much
• Tachyon

  2015-08-09 00:32:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Northern soul, yeah
  
  which owes part of its popularity to Ian Levine, bizarrely enough
  
• Odradek

  2015-08-09 00:33:14

  My dreams exceed my real life

  U2 were super into American culture and music too.
• Tachyon

  2015-08-09 00:34:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh American music *is* very popular over here, but country never caught on
  
  mostly it's been rock, hip hop and R&B, i believe
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-09 00:39:12

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  relatedly, it's crazy to me that The Four Owls were able to work with DJ fucking Premier

  
  

  in the states they'd be considered a joke.
• Tachyon

  2015-08-09 00:41:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i'm not 100% convinced The Four Owls aren't an elaborate joke
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-09 00:43:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Are the Four Owls like the Five Singers?
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-09 00:44:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  they're a British rap group

  
  

  they wear owl masks.
• SpruceZeus

  2015-08-09 02:33:35

  7:30 SpruceZeus: no if you have sex with a woman who's already pregnant, then she has twins

  7:30 SpruceZeus: that's absolutely how it works
• Tachyon

  2015-08-09 02:35:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  PROVEN BY SCEINCW
  
• Calica

  2015-08-09 04:22:51

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  touhou does not exist.  touhou plushies exist.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-09 04:43:42

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Ex-act-ly.
• Crystal

  2015-08-09 05:02:17

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Queen Poison said:

  they're a British rap group

  
  

  they wear owl masks.

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-09 05:06:51

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  they actually look pretty similar to that, just cheaper and way less cool
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 17:47:51

  shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 17:48:44

  wiggling jelly
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 17:48:48

  artifact wiggling jelly
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 17:48:54

  legendary artifact wiggling jelly
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 17:49:16

  legendary artifact enchantment - wiggling jelly human interface
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 17:49:44

  What's the proper way to use multi-word creature types in Magic the Gathering?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 19:16:20

  Touhou en Español
  
• Sex Grips

  2015-08-09 19:17:11

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  http://cheeziswin.tumblr.com/post/126233540879/what-a-headache
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-09 19:20:42 edited 2015-08-09 19:21:15

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Touhou en Español
  

  
  Puta, ¡salir del camino!
• Section42L

  2015-08-09 19:23:27

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Touhou en Español
  

  Puta, ¡salir del camino!

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 19:59:16 edited 2015-08-09 20:48:21

  Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Touhou en Español
  

  
  Puta, ¡salir del camino!

  calláte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 20:01:47 edited 2015-08-09 20:30:47

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Touhou en Español
  

  
  Puta, ¡salir del camino!

  calláte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸

  i admit i got that last one from here: http://travelated.com/10-phrases-you-wont-learn-in-spanish-class
  
  then i applied voseo to it
  
  considering that these are argentinian insults, and argentina doesn't use voseo...it is probably horribly wrong lol
  
  edit: my bad, Argentina DOES use Voseo.
  
  it's probably still horribly wrong though hahahahahaha
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 20:13:13

  pachyderm
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-09 20:48:01

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  cerráte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸

  I'm... pretty sure none of the touhous ever said this line?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 20:48:53 edited 2015-08-09 20:49:01

  Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  cerráte la boca y andáte a la mierda 凸

  I'm... pretty sure none of the touhous ever said this line?

  well who said "bitch get out of the way" and when?
  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-09 20:51:21

  
  

  ludacris said it
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-09 21:09:08

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  well who said "bitch get out of the way" and when?
  

  Reimu: "Freeze! I was wondering who was behind all this trouble tonight. So it was you, Marisa!"

  Marisa: "Hey, don't slander me. The villain's this girl over here."

  Alice: "What?! You're no different, Marisa!"

  Reimu: "What are you thinking, coming out and doing such terrible things?"

  Marisa: "Er... Not really... Reimu, we're just..."

  Alice: "Why all the stuttering? Just yell at her like you always do. 'Bitch, get out of the way!' Like that."

  Marisa: "No, don't! We'll be in for it if she gets mad!"

  Reimu: "Cat's got your tongue, eh? Get over here. Tonight, I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!"

  Alice: "Silly shrine maiden. Can't you see what's wrong with the moon? It's so obvious by now, even you could notice it!"

  Reimu: "Ahh! Corrupting the moon, too? How dare you?!"

  Marisa: "Okay, okay, I give up. You're right. The endless night, and stealing the full moon, and hiding the human village, and putting funny hats on stone statues... It's all Alice's fault. Now, bitch, get out of the way!"

  Reimu: "All right, if that's how you want it. In this luminous soil, under the moonlight... You two will make such a beautiful pair when I grind you both into it."

  Alice: "I must confess, you've taken the words right out of my mouth."

  Reimu: "Come on! Let's settle this and stop the endless night!"

  
  

  from Touhou 8: Imperishable Night, fourth stage boss dialogue.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-09 21:17:51

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  naney said:

  ludacris said it

  the Touhou character Ludacris, yes.
• Princess Alice

  2015-08-09 21:25:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  glennmagusharvey said:

  S T E V E N
  U N I V E R S E
  
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  © 2001 CARTOON NETWORK'S UNCLE
• Section42L

  2015-08-09 21:28:14

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Central Avenue said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  S T E V E N
  U N I V E R S E
  
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  © 2001 CARTOON NETWORK'S UNCLE

  I dislike Uncle Grandpa, but I still like the idea of him being Cartoon Network's uncle.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-09 22:18:04

  1. You.  You there.  You came off as an apologist for the crap that started this mess.
  
  2. And you.  You there.  If you're going to throw out severely damaging insults, the ONLY time you should be doing that is if you want to cut ties with and COMPLETELY piss off someone.  If you're not sure you should do that, then you had better back off and come up with a lighter criticism.
  
• Tachyon

  2015-08-09 22:20:20

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  1. You.  You there.  You came off as an apologist for the crap that started this mess.

  
  i know i did
  
  i'm sorry
  
  but i don't know what the heck else i'm supposed to do here
• Odradek

  2015-08-09 22:21:51

  My dreams exceed my real life

  glennmagusharvey said:

  2. And you.  You there.  If you're going to throw out severely damaging insults, the ONLY time you should be doing that is if you want to cut ties with and COMPLETELY piss off someone.  If you're not sure you should do that, then you had better back off and come up with a lighter criticism.
  

  you are right