The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 17:59:47

  The Tick, or
  
  The Life and Strange Surprizing
  Adventures of The Tick, Of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and
  Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of
  America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been
  cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself.
  With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 17:59:59

  deliver'd by pilates
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 18:00:13

  Pontius Pilates
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 18:00:31

  the mental diarrhea is coming
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 18:00:36

  the grinch
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 18:08:52

  the grinch adventures of mandy and the tick
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 18:08:55

  change lighting conditions
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-12 18:09:12

  somehow the spamfilter actually prevented the mental diarrhea successfully
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-13 18:39:00

  *refuses to hit the baby one more time*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-14 01:27:05

  Hunter X High School of the Dead XD
  
• Calica

  2019-04-17 14:30:01

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  for the honor of gayskull
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-18 07:50:55

  rage of undefeated bahamut chronicle
  
• Aliroz

  2019-04-20 21:02:34

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  FEEFOSEFSAJEFOWEADWEDFAJUMWEAFJUDAWFEIEFSADUHJEFHUGTROGFIBCUISEIOSWIOJEAWOSEC can actually be pronounced.
• Imipolex G

  2019-04-20 21:39:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Cthulhu, however, cannot.
  
• Aliroz

  2019-04-23 14:51:32

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  wair haav ahl thUH GUHD mehN GAHN
  

  aaND wair AHr AHl thuh GAHDS

  wairS thuh StrEEtwIES huhrcyoolEES

  too fIEt thuh rIESEENG AHDS
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-04-23 15:53:12

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Jack traded his cow for some magic beef.
• Imipolex G

  2019-04-23 16:45:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hmmmmm
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-04-23 17:33:45

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Sneks, dogges, and rocket roles.
• Aliroz

  2019-04-24 01:17:27

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It turns out it wasn't done under false pretenses at all!  It was done under true pretenses!
• Imipolex G

  2019-04-24 05:12:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  floatation devices
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-24 06:07:26

  Imipolex G said:

  floatation devices

  apparently a former DLC pack for Operation Abyss includes a series of characters with swimming-themed attire and equipment
  
  this includes an inflatable raft as a shield
  
  i have no idea what went through that character designer's mind
  
• Tatterhood

  2019-04-26 05:33:20

  jackhammaren
• Tatterhood

  2019-04-26 05:33:54

  you can't spell RUSSIA without SSI
  
• Imipolex G

  2019-04-26 06:01:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  or USS
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-04-26 15:16:41

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Stan Tuna
• Calica

  2019-04-26 15:18:47

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Has anyone asked Eminem what he thinks about Stan becoming a verb
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-27 04:31:49

  USSR AI
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-04-29 14:32:39

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Bear witness, goddess of life, to the testament writ with mine own blade. Thou fallen god, to beasthood turned, if Primordial Mother be thy title, attend, and hear my name. From the mountain abyss, I come, and only death do I bring. I am the Old Man of the Mountain, the First Hassan-i Sabbah. The bell of evening tolls thy name. Touch not the sky, for by heaven's will I shall strip thee of thy wings!
• Crystal

  2019-04-29 14:41:11

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-04-30 16:19:32

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Acceptable names for slitherbeasts:
  
  Sneks
  Scalefriends
  Safety Noodles
  Danger Noodles
  Nope Ropes
  Snootbeasts
  Dark Lady Boopsnoot, 7th of Her Line
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-30 20:17:26

  Snake!
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-30 20:17:30

  Snake!
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-04-30 20:17:38

  SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
• Tatterhood

  2019-05-01 13:17:34

  swords: you can only get cut with em so many times before you're like "I gotta lie down"
  
• Tatterhood

  2019-05-02 01:20:59

  you called for delivery and a dog killed me
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-02 01:37:38

  then who was phone?
• Tatterhood

  2019-05-02 01:47:22

  glennmagusharvey said:

  then who was phone?

  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-05-03 14:28:19

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Nyanesia: A Pusheen for Pigs
• Tatterhood

  2019-05-05 00:24:09

  be a dog coward
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-05 08:52:30

  go home and be a _______ man
  
• Tatterhood

  2019-05-05 13:07:36

  wo
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-05 21:26:59

  whoa
• Imipolex G

  2019-05-05 23:43:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  whoaman
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-06 00:35:30

  we'll be going down sepulveda
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-07 02:23:18

  chuck fik-fil-A
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-05-08 16:26:24

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Little known is the fact that before Sega settled on Mr. Needlemouse, the mascot they originally intended to use was Divorcio, an electrician wearing a blue cap and overalls.
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-08 19:07:09

  #punsthatonlyworkforbrits
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-05-09 15:22:45

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Remember Snake, this is a sneaking mission. The facility has been taken over by the terrorist militia Yeast Rising: Buttered Scone, Jammie Dodger, French Toast, Decadent Sponge, and their leader, Big Bakes. You must stop Yeast Rising before they are able to activate Metal Gear Breads and cause World War III.
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-09 17:35:34

  in which Snake has to rely on some grainy footage for reconnaissance, and has some floury language for describing his experiences
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-05-11 04:14:27

  I regret to inform you that the following things are now banned:
  
  * seahorses
  * grapes in bunches larger than 7
  * excoriating substances
  * Romeo & Juliet & Rosencrantz (but not Guildenstern)