The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Imipolex G

  2018-10-05 05:08:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  margatroid
• Calica

  2018-10-05 06:02:41

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  
• Imipolex G

  2018-10-05 06:21:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  desk hitting, it's everywhere
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-10-05 16:30:39

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Yannow, I heard that the Queen sentenced her court jester to racking. Apparently, she kept making tortured puns about the Queen's breasts.
• Imipolex G

  2018-10-05 16:35:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  lolz
• Princess Alice

  2018-10-05 16:39:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Motion to change the thread title to "Fossilmaiden's Punnery"
• Crystal

  2018-10-05 16:51:05

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  🐦
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 01:10:30 edited 2018-10-06 01:10:44

  (i actually didn't get the previous pun)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 01:11:26

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Some jerk destroyed all my desert golems. Oh well, you know what they say, the best laid schemes of my sand men, gang aft agley.

  this one specifically, because apparently i missed that there was a new pun posted
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-10-06 01:42:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Say the second sentence aloud.
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 01:47:03

  Pippi Longstocking said:

  Say the second sentence aloud.

  ...how do you pronounce agley?
  
  because either i'm mispronouncing something or i don't know what's being punned
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-10-06 04:36:08

  OP is right. Fat old people don't exist and should obviously never be depicted in fiction.
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 04:46:07

  Noiman Cascade said:

  OP is right. Fat old people don't exist and should obviously never be depicted in fiction.

  *vomits words*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 04:49:17

  New York - because we want you to know where you are and where you're going
  
  Boston - because fuck you

  
  

  Florida - because we thought Boston was funny
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 10:39:51

  Lord of the Flying Rings
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 10:40:29

  mergetroid
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-06 22:30:18

  how do i had fun without cost or negative consequences?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-07 01:08:51 edited 2018-10-07 01:08:57

  consider: alternative architecture
  
  > https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/ghost-in-the-shell-arise-alternate-architecture/
  
  well
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-10-09 15:55:19

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Met a girl the other day, Cassandra, she called herself. Told me she was a wannabe comedian. But with jokes as bad as hers, I'm thinking she was just some punkass kid.
• Princess Alice

  2018-10-09 18:04:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  That one's a stretch
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-10-10 17:26:21

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Oh dear, I can't believe that every button on the Princess's keyboard has been replaced with a turbo button. What a tragedy.
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-10 18:18:37

  butter makes you fast
  
• Calica

  2018-10-10 19:52:35

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Turbo button more like slow button though
• Crystal

  2018-10-10 19:54:40

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Princess The Turbonerd.
• Princess Alice

  2018-10-10 20:34:37

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Crystal said:

  Princess The Turbonerd.

  Hi, pot! I'm kettle. ^_^
• Crystal

  2018-10-10 20:35:57

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  wao
• Tatterhood

  2018-10-11 04:25:21 edited 2018-10-11 04:25:27

  I know what the heisenberg group is but I don't know why you're talking like a pirate
• Calica

  2018-10-11 04:57:59

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Noiman Cascade said:

  I know what the heisenberg group is but I don't know why you're talking like a pirate

  does this have context
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-10-11 06:30:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the alien cell
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2018-10-11 10:17:29

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  It's almost like brand new
• Tatterhood

  2018-10-11 12:53:42

  Calica said:

  Noiman Cascade said:

  I know what the heisenberg group is but I don't know why you're talking like a pirate

  does this have context
  

  technically yes
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-10-12 15:53:42

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  You know what they say: You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelettes.
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-10-12 18:05:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  HITMAN 2 2: A Ballet to Die For
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-12 19:13:36

  Fossilmaiden said:

  You know what they say: You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelettes.

  This post violates the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics and will be summarily P#OUWO:JFO:#*ORO*SYFD*Y(PW*#JRO*#JSO*FO*SUO*#UOUO:#*UOSDO*FJO:S#JO:JFOJ:JD:OFJSO:JF:SO#*$U Firefox WebIDE
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-12 19:14:37

  Man, I feel like a ________________________
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-10-12 19:45:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  goat
• Tatterhood

  2018-10-14 00:30:35

  what if I placed a sword near your head? what would you do then, living embodiment of a fountain?
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-10-14 02:46:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  goat
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-15 17:15:25 edited 2018-10-15 17:15:39

  > moderators are biased
  
  if moderators are based could it mean they are lyeing?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-15 17:55:59

  is gacha a gotcha?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-15 17:56:32

  bisexual biplane aces who aced the test
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-15 17:56:47

  in clubs
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-15 18:56:56

  shotophop
• Tatterhood

  2018-10-16 13:17:47

  ogre, n. British spelling of oger.
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-10-16 16:30:04

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  THEW ORLD
  ISSQ UARE
• Crystal

  2018-10-16 16:37:31

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  no it isnt
• glennmagusharvey

  throws a donut at @Crystal

  2018-10-16 17:28:59

  /me throws a donut at @Crystal
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-10-16 17:35:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  goat
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-16 21:43:28

  DO NOT BEAT
  ANGEL ESCALAYER
  $350 PENALTY
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-10-16 21:45:11

  if there were a $350 penalty for exceeding 350 ppm, someone would be rich