The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

Fossilmaiden

It's time for... Fun Facts with Fennel Fledermaus!

Did you know?: If you ate one thousand HB pencils in a single day, you would die.

Princess Alice

What about 2B pencils?

Fossilmaiden

You would die, but it would be a soft death.

glennmagusharvey

Fossilmaiden said:

 Did you know?: If you ate one thousand HB pencils in a single day, you would die.

it's kinda hard to do that though.


but if you ate one thousand 2H pencils, you would die harder.

glennmagusharvey

move got yale

Fossilmaiden

Play popular party games, such as You Are Not Aware Of Jachariah: River of the Year Edition, Questionable Stabbity Festival, Furious Town Beats, Blieckjack, Jokewhip, and many, many more!

Crystal

Stabbity, huh.

Fossilmaiden

Stabbity.

Crystal

S t a b b i t y.

Fossilmaiden

Popular actor Bandersnatch Cornfield, starring as a Grench.

Tatterhood

in this game you get to be a lice

glennmagusharvey

benedict arnoldbatch

glennmagusharvey

is it possible to make eggs benedict in a continuous rather than batch process?  discuss.

glennmagusharvey

m. night shmayalayaman

glennmagusharvey

Sen. Warren Specter (R-PA)

glennmagusharvey

general toe identity

glennmagusharvey

your face is showing

glennmagusharvey

your face is snowing

glennmagusharvey

the fart is just stunning

glennmagusharvey

usic eacher

glennmagusharvey

peach broth

Imipolex G

your epidermis is showing

glennmagusharvey

Imipolex G said:

your epidermis is showing

oxygenated nose

glennmagusharvey

tithing baby (pronounced teeth)

Fossilmaiden

ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI
SHONEN YO SHINWA NI NARE

Fossilmaiden

To respect Miss Christie's wishes, we are not going to spoil The Mousetrap, and also "And Then There Were None" will be printed under its original name.

glennmagusharvey

like an angel who hath no mind for mercy

glennmagusharvey

coricidin core-uh-seeden H P B me fee key C D she key lee quee bee flee pee

glennmagusharvey

i like it yaddi daddi dahm dahm

you like it yaddi daddi dahm dahm

glennmagusharvey

current status: yaddi daddi dahm dahm

Tatterhood

ohio, canada

Tatterhood

poison seems good

Imipolex G

poison are just the real version of steel panther

Fossilmaiden

Like an angel with cruel and merciless intent.

glennmagusharvey

Fossilmaiden said:

Like an angel with cruel and merciless intent.

this puts the downbeat on "less" in "merciless", which makes it not sing as well

Fossilmaiden

It's from the translyrics of professional singer/anime VA Amanda Lee. :P

Crystal

professional singer/anime Amanda Lee

Fossilmaiden

Yes, she is definitely an anime.

Calica

Fossilmaiden said:

To respect Miss Christie's wishes, we are not going to spoil The Mousetrap, and also "And Then There Were None" will be printed under its original name.

is the original name the one with, uh, h p lovecraft's cat's name in it?

glennmagusharvey

Behold, the Four Fiends!

The Fiend of Earth...Filet Mignon!

The Fiend of Water...Gonorrhea!

The Fiend of Air...Arthritis!

And finally, the Fiend of Fire...Marco Rubio!

Fossilmaiden

Calica said:

Fossilmaiden said:

To respect Miss Christie's wishes, we are not going to spoil The Mousetrap, and also "And Then There Were None" will be printed under its original name.

is the original name the one with, uh, h p lovecraft's cat's name in it?

Yes. Yes it is.

Tatterhood

headless implies no heads

glennmagusharvey

chicken-centered restaurant

glennmagusharvey

chicken-centered ideology

glennmagusharvey

chicken-scented ideology

glennmagusharvey

public transit development proposal for Gensokyo

glennmagusharvey

The largely rural nature of the region has stymied prior efforts to plan a bus line connecting its major locations, but the recent rise in tourism may change this.

Imipolex G

buses in Gensokyo????

glennmagusharvey

Imipolex G said:

buses in Gensokyo????

at present, there are none

there are some people who are ideologically opposed to it, though

Tatterhood

The music is decidedly warlike, and will no doubt infuse violent urges into many players' bloodstreams.