The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Tatterhood

  2017-02-23 23:14:08

  twelve chinas policy
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-24 16:32:17

  united states ambassador to MY ASS
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-24 16:57:46

  Tatterhood said:

  united states ambassador to MY ASS

  you have a donkey too? :D
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-25 04:49:36

  Bird Salad Title
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-25 10:47:25

  Bear in mind that not all the laptops here are running full-blown Windows. The cheaper laptops can run Windows with Bing ((it's the same thing as standard Windows, but Bing is set as the search engine by default)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-25 18:34:22

  the words of meanings aren't important !!!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-25 18:54:19

  Gender-neutral version of "I know that feel, bro": "I know that feel, yo".
  
• Calica

  2017-02-25 19:44:57

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  I actually remember something about young black people using "yo" as a gender neutral pronoun somewhere
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-25 20:27:47 edited 2017-02-25 20:34:16

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Do birds exist? Ancient astronaut theorists say "OH GOD, MY FLESH, WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS, PLEASE, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP ME!"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-26 02:54:16

  Odradek said:

  

  Does anyone else see a photo like this and feel a mild sense of pleasure and comfort from the patterns of the sunlight?
  
• Crystal

  2017-02-26 02:56:57

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Yes, but I'm all too busy focusing on the kitties.
• lee4hmz

  2017-02-26 07:24:35

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO 
• Calica

  2017-02-26 07:33:51

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i think dogs should vote
• Anonus

  2017-02-26 07:39:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Calica said:

  i think dogs should vote

  
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-26 19:23:23

  The title text points out that it would be funny to see bees with tires. This is because bees, like other living creatures, have no wheels.
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-26 19:50:42

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tatterhood said:

  The title text points out that it would be funny to see bees with tires. This is because bees, like other living creatures, have no wheels.

  Is that from explainxkcd?
• lee4hmz

  2017-02-27 00:32:45 edited 2017-02-27 00:33:41

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  IM TEH SPAEC BBY, the monolith is a giant VHS tape, and the Stargate is an animation from an old ABC ad.
• lee4hmz

  2017-02-27 00:34:14

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Props if you spot the MST3k reference there.
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-27 00:36:00

  Central Avenue said:

  Tatterhood said:

  The title text points out that it would be funny to see bees with tires. This is because bees, like other living creatures, have no wheels.

  Is that from explainxkcd?

  yes
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:02:14

  vick chew o's are food
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:02:24

  glennmagusharvey said:

  vick chew o's are food
  

  why english pronounce "tu" as "chu"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:02:32

  pikatu
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:02:44

  mewchu
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:03:42 edited 2017-02-27 03:04:34

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  vick chew o's are food
  

  why english pronounce "tu" as "chu"
  

  why english pronounce victuals as vittols
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:04:26 edited 2017-02-27 03:04:43

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  vick chew o's are food
  

  why english pronounce "tu" as "chu"
  

  why english pronounce victuals as vittols
  

  maybe they do because lulz, attoly
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:04:58

  Bikini-a-Toll
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:05:10

  atonement
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:05:22

  day new monk munk
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:05:42

  PRONOUNCE THE FUCKING H YOU STUPID HAIR
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-27 03:06:50

  my nybor totoro
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-27 20:24:14

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  Banana for scale.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-28 15:57:52

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Kyouko Sakura, an elegant Madoka for a more civilised age.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-03-01 19:30:47

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  What happens if you put John Dryden at the end of a sentence?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-01 19:38:44 edited 2017-03-01 19:39:35

  to go there, by bringing up the abortion debate and staking a firmly-held opinionwith regards to the issue of beginning of personhood, specifically one wherein life only begins at birth, rather than avoiding the beginning-of-personhood question altogether
  
  

  "LET'S GO THERE.  LET'S HAVE THIS FIGHT.  CONFLAGRATION STATUS IS ON."
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-01 19:39:21 edited 2017-03-01 19:39:57

  and there was much gratifying zingers and food physics were practiced
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-01 19:40:38

  do pro-life vegetarians eat eggs?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-01 19:41:35

  Tatterhood said:

  twelve chinas policy

  something about twelvers, though that relates to islam, which is only a thing in china in western china
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-01 19:48:55 edited 2017-03-01 19:49:14

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Tatterhood said:

  twelve chinas policy

  something about twelvers, though that relates to islam, which is only a thing in china in western china
  

  Apparently Uyghurs are mainly Sunnis, while Twelver is a branch of Shia Islam.  (Source: Wikipedia)
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-03-02 03:26:49

  I was vaguely aware of that.
  
  I didn't pick the number twelve for any actual reason though.
  
• Alduin

  2017-03-02 05:48:44

  Did you guys know that I'm responsible for the Habsburg curse?
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-02 05:50:31

  Alduin said:

  Did you guys know that I'm responsible for the Habsburg curse?

  Hab you cursed anyone lately?
  
• Lunate

  2017-03-02 12:51:24

  Transient.

  Happens to the best of us.
  
• Alduin

  2017-03-02 14:06:42

  Yeah
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-02 16:26:20 edited 2017-03-02 16:28:58

  Three of these women are so fly that they've been in space.
  
  
  
  "But, Doctor, Doctor..."
  Okay, now you're just talking to the fourth one.
  
  L to R: Stephanie Wilson, Joan Higginbotham, Mae Jemison, Yvonne Cagle.
  
  Source: dailykos.com/stories/2017/2/28/1638497/-Wilson-Higginbotham-Jemison-and-Cagle-You-don-t-know-who-they-are-do-you
  
• Alduin

  2017-03-02 17:16:44

  That's what those fuckers get for colonizing my country
• Alduin

  2017-03-02 17:17:00

  I also cursed the Kennedys for the exact same reason
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-02 17:28:24

  this is the future that confusing internet communicators want: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/837316461077069824
  
• Anonus

  2017-03-02 23:15:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Report: ABC Warner Offers $38 a Share for TEGNA
• Odradek

  2017-03-02 23:20:22

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Alduin said:

  I also cursed the Kennedys for the exact same reason

  You're from the moon?????
• Tatterhood

  2017-03-03 01:50:45

  lemonade is worth it