The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)
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poison ivy oils
nightshade
suffocation
i can't remember when or why i wrote this, or what i was getting at
sample entries: gadwall, croup, starbirth region, univocity, piggin, catchpenny, femtosecond, opera omnia, enteric, besom, crosstalk, kiss-me-at-the-gate, macroeconomy, floorwalker, viva voce
eventually i hit the point where the lists became unmanageable, and i never did memorize all the words
I WILL ASK HOW MUCH THAT ROLLS ROYCE IS WORTH
Fucking is done using flesh. Screwing is done using hard, metallic objects.
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"There are two kinds of people in this world, Mr. Potter," said Quirrell in a racist voice of colonialist imperialism. "There are the smart people who matter and the stupid people who shouldn't exist. The world rightfully belongs to the smart people who matter. It just so happens that most of these people who matter are white males, but that is in no way an indication of me being a white supremacist."
"YES, IT FUCKING IS!" I screamed in the anti-racist voice of Robert Mugabe.
"I would like for you and your friends here to be among the smart people who matter," Quirrell told us bourgeoisly in a sardonic voice of intellectual elitism. "We can only speculate as to what it would have been like if I'd been possessed by Les Wright when I taught you in your first year. Just imagine if you had been raised by Michael Verres and I taught you while being possessed by Les Wright. That would have resulted in a flawlessly intelligent story deserving of the Hugo Award. As it is, I have to work with you after your mind has already been polluted by bad ideas. Fortunately, the fact that you abandoned Dumbledore's libertarianism in favor of communism indicates a willingness on your part to change ideologies."
"I will not change ideology again!" I shouted bravely for the progressive proletarian people. "COMMUNISM IS THE CORRECT IDEOLOGY, YOU CONSERVATIVE NAZI!"
"When you were Dumbledore's wonder boy, you thought his ideology was the correct one," replied Quirrell in a responsively fascist way. "You changed your mind before, my young apprentice, and you'll be changing it again now."
y'know all this creates is an impulse in me to watch some of that allegedly shitty anime to see for myself
thanks to all the complaining about it, i'm actually slightly more inclined to watch asterisk war than i otherwise would have been
...or actually, more like, "oh right, it's a steam sale again, nothing hugely interesting, not even as exciting as a GOG or Humble Store sale"
things i definitely want
Castle in the Darkness -70% $2.99
The Hurricane of Varstray -80% $3.19
things i might want but only if i squint hard enough
Beyond Eyes -75% $3.74
Sideway New York -70% $2.99
Dr. Green -80% $0.59
The Oil Blue -75% $1.24
12 is Better Than 6 -70% $2.99
Squishy the Suicidal Pig -75% $0.49
this is gonna be hard to force $10 out of this
oh well i guess there's also looking through 36 Games I Probably Have No Interest In every day until july 4th
time to revive my thread on IJBM liveblogging this