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Section42L · 2014-02-26 18:27:42

Village Green Preservation Society

Tachyon · 2014-02-26 18:30:32

God save Donald Duck, Vaudeville and Variety

Imipolex G · 2014-02-26 18:32:21

I was gonna post the song before I realized this is TEXT ONLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Princess Alice · 2014-03-01 12:05:08

Honest John's Used Atari Cartridges (1980 - 1985)

Johnny's Nintendo Superstore (1985 - 1991)

Sega Genesis with Johnny (1991 - 1997)

PlayStation or Something, Also Johny (1997 - 2002)

Alicorn Systems Inc. (2002 - present)

[Note: Not canon]

Imipolex G · 2014-03-01 12:05:49

anything that starts with "Honest" is not gonna be

Previous Calica · 2014-03-01 15:26:39

and so reality was unveiled

what did it want

what did it think

what did it do

how did it get burned

how

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-03-01 18:20:30

And I want to walk a-round with you...

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-02 11:58:49

dit dit bee

Imipolex G · 2014-03-02 12:01:53

round & poofy

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-02 12:20:58

so my cousin, when she was a toddler, called the Teletubbies "dub dub bee"

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-04 22:42:36

twfstefswfstwfstwfstwefstweftwefstwewefsdtwefsdtwefsd

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-04 22:43:20

Tpwotheli lsthwjfih woh owhapto ttoeoint aothe whti hhwn a a tibatn.

Twhoeithwote i iathwo o apwero aw 2 ghalek axcvwwoo.

lee4hmz · 2014-03-04 22:52:26

http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-04 22:57:26

oh gosh

some of them actually sound like real things someone might say

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-04 22:57:48

also now i have a bunch of people behind me so i can't look at the main thread anymore

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-04 22:58:05

Section42L said:
Village Green Preservation Society

why did i first misread this as 'village green perversion society'

Tachyon · 2014-03-04 23:02:18

because you don't know the Kinks

Imipolex G · 2014-03-04 23:04:58

Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-04 23:08:13

foo man, chew

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-04 23:08:24

Tachyon said:
because you don't know the Kinks

i don't know jack schitt either

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-06 18:43:57

Imipolex G said:
Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula

Mubarak, Gaddafi, and Assad

Tachyon · 2014-03-06 21:38:30

glennmagusharvey said:
Mubarak, Gaddafi, and Assad

i rather think not

Obā-san · 2014-03-06 21:45:46

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/06/fashion/the-monocle-returns-as-a-fashion-accessory.html

u know that thing where you cringe when someone embarasses themselves in public super, super bad?

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-06 23:58:47

for some reason i fail to have an opinion on that issue

Obā-san · 2014-03-07 00:00:39

that was in the wrong thread actually

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-07 00:16:51

for some reason, after playing guacamelee, i am finding myself oddly interested in mexican cultural features, the way that some anime/manga fans are interested in japanese cultural features.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-07 00:17:03

Yon Assassin said:
that was in the wrong thread actually

lol

no worries

it just makes this thread more interesting

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2014-03-07 20:15:17


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lol cat

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-03-07 20:21:30

Oh hai Reginald.

I am a tufted deer now.

Princess Alice · 2014-03-08 01:37:09

HRH Prince Anonus Airport Expressway

lee4hmz · 2014-03-08 05:01:51

And I got her, nigkuh #grocerybag

Princess Alice · 2014-03-08 05:06:49

LEFT LANE

UNICORNS ONLY

7 AM - 9 AM

MON - FRI

Imipolex G · 2014-03-08 14:04:49

Must Be D-Cup Or Bigger To Use Left Lane

Princess Alice · 2014-03-08 17:32:26

That's discriminatory

I'll see you in court

Aliroz · 2014-03-08 17:53:25

Must have hat to use right lane.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-08 18:06:36

are unicorns like a common animal in centralia or are they a notable status symbol?

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-08 18:11:14

you know what sucks?

the scan line corrector fucking up

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-08 18:12:47

example: https://directory.eoportal.org/documents/163813/503113/LS7_Auto7

on the left: landsat 7 working correctly, showing a picture of san francisco bay

on the right: landsat 7 trying to take a photo but with a fucked scan line corrector, resulting in a giant backgammon board overlain on san francisco bay

Princess Alice · 2014-03-08 18:15:52

glennmagusharvey said:
are unicorns like a common animal in centralia or are they a notable status symbol?

I always figured it was the latter

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-08 19:36:20

seriously

how has apparently NO ONE yet compared the way landsat 7's improperly-working scan-line corrector fucks up images with a backgammon board

that's EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

(well the triangles are sharper

but seriously

it's like, the image now has black triangles cut out of both sides of it

but it's just fine in the middle

Imipolex G · 2014-03-08 21:47:52

Central Avenue said:
That's discriminatory

I'll see you in court

it's my road I can do whatever I want

lee4hmz · 2014-03-08 23:47:59

⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-09 18:05:48

so if when you read a newspaper you mark off with red the bits you've read

then when you're done

it will be disgustingly read red COMMUNISTIC REPUBLICAN all over

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-09 18:07:31

CONSTIPATED COMMUNIST CONSTITUTION

lee4hmz · 2014-03-09 23:47:37

sounds like a freerf

saus saus saus saus lel

lee4hmz · 2014-03-10 23:24:59

so we can't say enough about the valnular granues of carbonated carbon

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-11 01:08:56

[read this with a silly swing rhythm]

car bona tedcar bon, car...
...bona tedcar bon.

car bona tedcar bon, car...
...bona tedcar bon.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-13 18:41:33

i should add nobby nuss to the list of games i've played, on backloggery

i know it's a little flash game but i have played it extensively

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:31:29

so in eXceed 2nd

there is a character named Sense Abel

this MAY be an intended pun on the word "sensible"

but i can't tell since eXceed 2nd is a japanese indie game and i have no way of knowing whether the creator actually had this in mind, or just cobbled together some engrish

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:34:27

Central Avenue said:
Honest John's Used Atari Cartridges (1980 - 1985)

Johnny's Nintendo Superstore (1985 - 1991)

Sega Genesis with Johnny (1991 - 1997)

PlayStation or Something, Also Johny (1997 - 2002)

Alicorn Systems Inc. (2002 - present)

[Note: Not canon]

did johny buy out johnny in 1997?

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