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• lee4hmz

  2014-02-15 21:24:12

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  i'm runnin through these HRRRRRRRS like Drāno
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-16 06:35:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  pePper.html
• Tachyon

  2014-02-16 06:46:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  anne?
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-16 12:16:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  sgt.
• Tachyon

  2014-02-16 12:21:12

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  anna liebert
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-16 13:04:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  anna is a palindrome
  
• Section42L

  2014-02-16 14:50:06

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-16 14:57:37

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Tachyon said:

  anna liebert
  

  Most unlucky woman to be around.

  
  

  
  

  Section42L said:

  Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.

  Rats live on no evil star.

  
  

  Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:19:08

  Yankee Canuckdle
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:23:43

  bit box
  
  blit box
  
  bit blox
  
  blit blox
  
  blit lblox
  
  lblit blox
  
  lblit lblox
  
  lblitl lblox
  
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• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:24:44

  the correct pronunciation is "foal coal"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:25:09 edited 2014-02-19 08:25:34

  Lee, was not involved in its production
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:26:32 edited 2014-02-19 08:27:08

  there are two regular bobs, and one shishka bob
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:26:47 edited 2014-02-19 08:27:51

  when I was a lad, I thought isopropyl rubbing alcohol was consumed by adults 21 and older
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-19 08:27:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  which am i
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:28:34 edited 2014-02-19 08:28:56

  _turns out ^{it is}
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:29:19

  Tachyon said:

  which am i
  

  you're bob from symphogear G
  
  or maybe from accounting
  
  i'm not sure
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:30:15

  high noise ratio appropriate for dog-whistling:
  
  people who don't get it will be distracted by the noise, but people who do get it will be able to filter out the noise
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-19 08:30:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
  
  it's good to see ya buddy, how ya been?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:31:33

  peter piper pepper picker pitter panner packer putter patten paffer poppy punter pucker pennin' pecker pocky polka pox
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:33:03

  Maniac, is, I feel the movie that best encapsulates the human spirit
  

  missing a comma
  and overuse of a comma
  so a net of misplaced comma i guess
  
  correct phrasing is "Maniac is, I feel, the movie that best encapsulates the human spirit"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:34:00

  fast pruhnuhnsayshun
  
  suchian = sutchun
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:36:03

  the "say 'gex'" chronicles
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:52:12

  guacacanal
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 08:53:35

  man-made aqueduct specifically for transporting avocado sauce = largest of solomon islands [#4: -1]
  
  #4 = fourth letter
  -1 = decremented by 1
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-19 12:22:24 edited 2014-02-19 12:23:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  llllllovely lllllllady llllllumps
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-19 12:22:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  what did God do for the zillions of ages before the Creation
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-19 12:22:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  mana fortress
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-19 12:23:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  how many angels can dance the tango on the head of a pin
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-19 12:23:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  faygo
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 12:55:58

  ^^^^ He did the Godly Mash
  
  it was a heavenly smash
  
  it caught on in a flash
  
  He did the Godly Mash
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-19 12:56:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  oh.
• Tachyon

  2014-02-19 13:38:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Imipolex G said:

  how many angels can dance the tango on the head of a pin
  

  a potentially unlimited quantity, but it must be an even number
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-19 13:41:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  makes sense
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-19 13:42:14

  what if they are demons
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-19 14:18:01 edited 2014-02-19 14:18:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  hm... i want to say it's the same, but 'demon' is a vague term that applies to a all manner of mythical creatures that are not related to angels, and i really have no idea what properties they possess
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-02-19 21:39:12

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  yo dawg, we heard u liek water, so we put a water tower in a water tower so u can drink while u drink
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-20 07:28:59

  the baby-change station
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-20 12:34:33

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  glennmagusharvey said:

  the baby-change station
  

  My child is defective; I demand a refund.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-25 16:38:48

  Dispersant types OR effects
  
  don't try to cover both
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 11:58:58

  fee bass
  
• Obā-san

  2014-02-26 12:06:03

  
  

  thee infinite beat
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 14:53:03

  whisked away by a moonlight shadow
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 15:03:37 edited 2014-02-26 15:04:30

  I want to eat, eat, eat, eaples and beaneaneas
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 15:04:17

  I want to ghoughpteighbteau, ghoughpteighbteau, ghoughpteighbteau, ghoughpteighbteauples and bghoughpteighbteaunghoughpteighbteaunghoughpteighbteaus
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-26 16:31:50

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yon Assassin said:

  thee infinite beat

  *squelchy bassline*
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 17:48:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  wah wah
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 17:50:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it's nothing to cry over
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-26 17:53:06

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  It's just something to *ludicrous guitar solo* over.
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 18:04:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  fuzz