i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It is said by Dan Mandel, the show's creator, that Don and Elise Sr. don't really care about Elise, dislike Chris a lot and hardly even know Ben exists.
they're complete jerks to Chris and Dan all the time in any case, and we never see them paying much attention to Elise (or like any attention to Ben at all)
but free internet is basically the only thing keeping many libraries open these days
brb making people appreciate libraries for the books and doing my best to keep libraries existing and accepting that people coming for the internet is better than people not coming at all
brb destroying e-books, Kindles, and all that soap
If this is what the world is becoming, I'm not sure I want to live to see the future. Oh well, might as well be the angry person going "you stupid people, you're messing everything up!".
Gigundo-Mart confused me. Are there really stores that won't let you in without a membership card?
Also, i felt really sorry for Dan at the end of Dan Vs Reality TV.
I think Gigundo-mart is supposed to be a parody of stores like Sam's Club and Costco, which might of at some point not let you shop there without a membership card (Someone else might be able to confirm or refute this). I know what those stores do now is let you shop there even if you're not a member but that add an additional surcharge to your purchase if you're not a member (10% at Sam's Club and 5% at Costco).
but free internet is basically the only thing keeping many libraries open these days
brb making people appreciate libraries for the books and doing my best to keep libraries existing and accepting that people coming for the internet is better than people not coming at all
brb destroying e-books, Kindles, and all that soap
If this is what the world is becoming, I'm not sure I want to live to see the future. Oh well, might as well be the angry person going "you stupid people, you're messing everything up!".
I watched Dan VS. The Lemonade Stand Gang, and I can't help but keep remembering on what cause Elise to wanting to take those kids down.
[If you haven't watched this episode yet and don't want to be spoiled, then I suggest that you don't continue reading this part. Just a fair warning so I don't get blamed for spoiling things for people.]
When Elise saw Chris looking all beaten up, she finds it funny that he got beaten up by kids, and couldn't care less.
Then we see her the second time, and she's still laughing about that whole getting beaten up by children thing.
The third time we see her, she snapped when she heard about their car that got trashed by the kids. That is when she decides to do something about the kids, and get revenge.
What is it about cars that always seem to trigger the persons anger? When anger and revenge happen it's usually the car. An example on how humans are just insanely in love with their cars.
Also, just finished Dan vs Wild west town. That might be my favorite Dan vs episode. Absolutely everything about that was great. Elise wearing Clint Eastwood's getup from the dollars trilogy and the end of the episode really made it a cut above other episodes for me.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
As unnerved as I was buy Dan Vs. The Animal Shelter where Chris gets poisoned and Dan drags him around town on a dolly and uses his credit card to buy thousands of dollars worth of explosives, it was oddly thoughtful of Dan to buy Chris a milk-shake...
How far is it necessary to watch to determine if I like this series? I watched the first two episodes and they were amusing enough, and I keep thinking to myself "Oh I should watch more of that" but not actually watching. (Whereas with that pony show, I never told myself I needed to watch more, I just watched it all.)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Dan hooked me within the first episode.
There are better episodes than the first two, but the humor is pretty much the same. The season finales definitly tend to be high points and a lot of the best episodes aren't until season two and three.
If you're enjoying it, I guess I'd just try another episode or two when you feel you could use a good dose of dark humor.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Wikipedia editooooooooooooooooooooooooooors!
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
brb murdering humanity.
we invented books, remember?
but free internet is basically the only thing keeping many libraries open these days
brb destroying e-books, Kindles, and all that soap
If this is what the world is becoming, I'm not sure I want to live to see the future. Oh well, might as well be the angry person going "you stupid people, you're messing everything up!".
thanks for reminding me that you don't actually enjoy reading, just books
so long as people are reading, does it matter whether their books are made from plastic and electronics?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also, i felt really sorry for Dan at the end of Dan Vs Reality TV.
De nada. Thank you for not being fooled by me.
Anyways, what happened at the end of Dan vs Reality Tv?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
- New Mexico is known for a hot air balloon festival near Albuquerque, New Mexico. Virgin sacrifices are not part of the festival.
Sure, Dan Vs. wikia, sure.☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
and go
EBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Dan VS. Elise is a jerk tooby ssstawa
[If you haven't watched this episode yet and don't want to be spoiled, then I suggest that you don't continue reading this part. Just a fair warning so I don't get blamed for spoiling things for people.]
When Elise saw Chris looking all beaten up, she finds it funny that he got beaten up by kids, and couldn't care less.
Then we see her the second time, and she's still laughing about that whole getting beaten up by children thing.
The third time we see her, she snapped when she heard about their car that got trashed by the kids. That is when she decides to do something about the kids, and get revenge.
What is it about cars that always seem to trigger the persons anger? When anger and revenge happen it's usually the car. An example on how humans are just insanely in love with their cars.
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also, just finished Dan vs Wild west town. That might be my favorite Dan vs episode. Absolutely everything about that was great. Elise wearing Clint Eastwood's getup from the dollars trilogy and the end of the episode really made it a cut above other episodes for me.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
season 1 had some of my favourites, tho, like Dan Vs Art and Dan Vs Canada
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis