You know what they say, though, you only live once. Whoever designed that probably wanted to get out and read books while sailing near farms on hills instead of designing a logo.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It looks like something someone would have thrown together in 1998 using generic clipart from a CD-ROM. At least, the CGI books and ship do.
Actually, why are the books even there? It makes sense for the ship to be there, since it's in the water, but the books are just shoved in the foreground. They're not part of the scene, they're just kinda there.
The type is your run-of-the-mill boring Times New Roman, though I must mention the terrible kerning on "County".
Alameda County's seal is nice. Minnesota's seal is okay -- it would be nice if not for the "MINNESOTA" at the bottom, which doesn't seem to fit. Maybe if it were in wide smashed-looking seriffed font like the big text on the U.S. dollar bill.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Ironically, despite my fondness for heraldry, I'm not really a seal kind of person. Too much stuff going on in too little space, though Alameda County's is alright.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My county is lazy. They just took the state seal and slapped their own name on it:
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I always liked Colorado's flag.
Ohio, on the other hand, forgot what flags are supposed to be shaped like:
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Arizona's flag is cool, but it looks to me like a sunset over an ocean, which seems odd for a state not located along a coastline. Though I guess the blue is a more aesthetically pleasing choice than a desert-like color.
Speaking of sunsets, I always liked Denver, Colorado's flag:
And obligatory "LOOK AT ME, MY HOMETOWN HAS A FLAG TOO" post:
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know, my mind somehow parsed that as a crossroads in a suburban area. Green lawns, tan sidewalks, and inexplicably blue streets.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Speaking of British flags, my mind was blown the first time someone pointed out to me that the Union Jack (or Union Flag? Rose Tyler got me all confused) is just St. George's Cross (England), St. Andrew's Cross (Scotland), and St. Patrick's Cross (Northern Ireland) all laid on top of each other.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I like how I can make a vague reference to a single scene from a 7-year-old episode and you know exactly what I'm talking about.
If I'd done that with anyone IRL, I'd probably have gotten a "wait, what?" reaction.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I did too.
Sometimes I want to get into the old series but I have no idea what a good starting point would be and the massive amount of it is kinda overwhelming. Almost more so than Homestuck.
i don't know the classic series nearly as well as the revived one, though i've watched some of them.
i think 'The Horror of Fang Rock' is a good introduction to Four's stories (if you like scary episodes best), or 'City of Death' (if you like funny episodes best). If you want to watch it in sequence, the start of Three's era is probably a good starting point since it was kind of a revival/'soft reboot' itself.
Alternatively, start from the beginning and watch chronologically, but do so keeping in mind the show got off to kind of a shaky start and unfortunately some of the early episodes are missing (though the audio survived and there are still screenshots and production stills).
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
WE CAN AFFORD TO BE TRENDY RATHER THAN JUST THROWING A BUNCH OF SHIT LIKE BOOKS, BOATS, SWORDS, AND FARMS INTO THE CENTER OF AN EMBLEM SURROUNDED BY THE NAME OF OUR COUNTY.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Nothing, but Multnomah is almost certainly the most densely populated county in Oregon. Whoever made it was probably paid a lot more than whoever made those other logos.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
there no water there
my town does not have a flag, but the town I will be moving to does.
(It's the Union Flag, but the Union Jack when it's at sea. However, almost everyone calls it the Union Jack; Rose was being unusually pedantic.)
That, and i watched that show obsessively.
i think 'The Horror of Fang Rock' is a good introduction to Four's stories (if you like scary episodes best), or 'City of Death' (if you like funny episodes best). If you want to watch it in sequence, the start of Three's era is probably a good starting point since it was kind of a revival/'soft reboot' itself.
Alternatively, start from the beginning and watch chronologically, but do so keeping in mind the show got off to kind of a shaky start and unfortunately some of the early episodes are missing (though the audio survived and there are still screenshots and production stills).
Ironically, despite my fondness for heraldry, I'm not really a seal kind of person.
If it is alright to ask, what is your opinion on county logos like these ones that go with the corporate (I guess) style?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis