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Orange soda with wheelchair flavoring

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2013-02-05 02:27:01 in General
Would you buy it?

I saw some advertised on UPN a couple weeks ago and I'm wondering if it's worth checking out.
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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Water. Earth. Fire. Air.

    Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation invented bagels.

    UPN, you say?
  • MiseryMisery
    edited 2013-02-05 02:31:23
    The sadness will last forever.
    nope

    hell yeah upn
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    my girlfriend has a wheelchair
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    spinor said:

    my girlfriend has a wheelchair

    you should steal it while she is not looking and go for a joyride
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    I did that with the stair-chair once.
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2013-02-05 02:35:45
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^dude, no >:/
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Stupid question: What's a stair-chair?
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    It's a motorized chair that runs on a rail along the staircase, so she can get up and down the stairs.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...ok, yeah, can't blame ya
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What about math-flavored milkshakes? They sound delicious, no?
  • Obā-sanObā-san

  • RocketRunnerRocketRunner
    This'll be interesting, because Britney and Amber have never had sex in a wheelchair!

    *TO BE CONTINUED ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF GHOST HUNTERS*
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanksgiving's right around the corner...should we give this weird soda another try?
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    Does it taste like Dirk Strider with a hint of Tavros Nitram aftertaste?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh yeah, I'm bringin' this back

    It's a thread about PepsiCo's best product, basically
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ?
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Today is Tomorrow said:

    spinor said:

    my girlfriend has a wheelchair

    you should steal it while she is not looking and go for a joyride
    this was the plot of a picture book i saw one time when i was crossing out barcodes at the library
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    what'n the heck
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    protagonist child was jealous of the attention that her sister got for being in a wheelchair, so she stole it and learned firsthand the difficulties of living in a wheelchair
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    that sounds like the most hackneyed moral of all time
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    bmup
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    no
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Tamlin said:

    protagonist child was jealous of the attention that her sister got for being in a wheelchair, so she stole it and learned firsthand the difficulties of living in a wheelchair

    this book was weird
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    that level of weirdness reminds me of this one Bill Nye movie parody idea called "It's A Beautiful Light" where a kid makes an offhand comment about his dissatisfaction with batteries only for the batteries to get their revenge by disappearing from his life
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