I wish I had an address for the blog, but I just found it on derpi. Also that was a WTF edit and not the real thing, though hopefully that should be apparent.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Friday now has this thing where we end up wearing the same MLP pajama bottoms and insists that one of us has to change.
...It's a good thing I don't have a time machine to go back and explain to 19 year old me, or even 24 year old me that pony pajamas and cross-shipping fan-fiction would be serious business when I was almost 30. I think younger me would pull a Scanners and thus create some sort of ridiculous paradox.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
If Derpibooru is still any indication, people are still rather angry over Flash Sentry.
Also one of my readers expressed displeasure that I had used him in a chapter, though that was expressed with far more grace than what I've seen on Derpibooru.
I don't like the idea of Flash Sentry; but that's because I consider the Mane Cast too young for romantic feelings.
-also, as an ace who grasps at straws to find likable ace characters in fiction, my headcanon is that Twilight is an aromantic ace. Please don't take that from me-
I have the same problem with shipping any of the Mane Cast with each other Rarity/Twilight, Rarity/Pinkie-Pie; no, MLPFIM is one of the only shows celebrating platonic relationship and friendships, it's one of the only shows with the message that friendship is amazing and magical and can be life-changing and very meaningful without romance and there's no such thing as "just" friends because friendship isn't limited, it's amazing.
It's basically that and One Piece for the non-obscure, clearly platonic-celebrating, popular shows in most people's know.
You romantic types have almost every single other story out there, all the other shows and characters; but you're not satisfied; you have to make these two about Romance.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Well, people are going to do whatever they want with whatever they watch.
I mean, it's one thing to have opinions on Flash, but being upset that people are shipping characters in FiM is a little like sticking your finger in the dyke when the dyke is now a piece of rubble with a hole in it that's surrounded with water.
I dislike Flash as presented in canon where he's a cardboard cutout angled to the side for maximum one-dimensionality and whose sole purpose in and impact upon life is to make Twilight go weak-kneed for a space alien dreamboat playing a douche-tar.
Pictured:
Fan authors will occasionally write him with appreciably more depth or at least personality, but most of the better ones just avoid using him altogether.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also, I probably shouldn't have been so conservative with my opening sentence, when I said "rather angry", I meant impulsively down-vote anything with has face and scream at the heavens.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Anyhow, from a literary standpoint, I find it a bit funny that there's anything inherently wrong with Flash, he's basically a well of almost limitless potential, especially the pony version who has maybe three lines in EqGs with the reasonable assumption he's like his earth counterpart.
Most of the males have even less material to work with.
Honestly, people's bigger concern should probably be that Twilight is apparently capable of developing romantic feelings for another species after being one herself for only about a day, if that.
Well, people are going to do whatever they want with whatever they watch.
I mean, it's one thing to have opinions on Flash, but being upset that people are shipping characters in FiM is a little like sticking your finger in the dyke when the dyke is now a piece of rubble with a hole in it that's surrounded with water.
Okay, yeah.
Still, when you're all surrounded by water, you can kind of complain about being wet.
Gosh-darn it, people, did you have to flood the whole place.
I mean, even people like Anonus and Central ship the Mane Cast, and they have way more authority than me.
It just seems really dumb that you romantic types can take my platonic-based stories and make them Romantic.
No! You already have enough Romantic-based stories.
Must you have everything? All media?
I know you're allowed to do whatever you want with your fan-fiction, but could you please notice that you have THE ENTIRE REST OF FICTION, JUST ABOUT.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
You make it sound like romantic media somehow immediately fills all niches.
This is not how humans tend to work in my experience, especially shippers. You can't just think "X and Ywould be cute together, I'm going to go watch two unrelated people kiss until the feeling goes away."
No, they want to see or somehow have it established that X and Y do kiss, and no amount of content that's tangentially related is really going to solve that.
You make it sound like romantic media somehow immediately fills all niches.
This is not how humans tend to work in my experience, especially shippers. You can't just think "X and Ywould be cute together, I'm going to go watch two unrelated people kiss until the feeling goes away."
No, they want to see or somehow have it established that X and Y do kiss, and no amount of content that's tangentially related is really going to solve that.
Fine then.
I guess I'll have to write my own aromantic novels celebrating the sheer awesomeness that is friendship.
And enjoy it for the five months until people start shipping my characters.
Guess I'll have to write nonfiction, I guess.
Well, it's not like you guys are going to ship Adenine Triphosphate with any phospholipids, so I could content myself with learning chemistry.
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Eiichiro Oda of One Piece fame openly declared that there would not be any romance in the series, and instead focuses on the series theme of friendship, stating that romantic scenes would ruin the exciting, party-like mood in the story that appeals to boys or the boyish at heart.One Piece may have some characters who are in love, but Oda's never going to write romance into the story because it would ruin the mood it's established. According to Oda, if you want that kind of thing you should probably read a girl's manga.
Apparently there's god enforced no romance.
Of course, like hell that's going to stop the fans.
Serious Response: Do you mean that when the creators started responding to fan demands and indulged them in things like having Doctor Whooves be the one to operate the timer (and showing Lyra and Bon-Bon sitting next to each other, as acknowledgement of the fanon that said characters are friends)
or do you mean like that the fans got so obnoxious that it kind of ruined the experience for you? I can relate to that and respect that.
Silly response: How could a fan ruin anything? You can't just blame this guy for everything!
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Flandre and Pinkie is...kinda horrifying.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also this thing.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Joy because, frankly, it’s wonderful.
Rage, because it seems a few minor tweaks to the EQ design would have made them awesome instead of strangely off-model.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
EDIT: here we go. http://cheerilee-s-chalkboard.tumblr.com
Be careful because it looks like he does some NSFW in between fluffy adorable.
i really like this
they look like characters here, not toys
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Pinkie's is not quite what I'd expect her to wear, but it's pretty cool.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Oh my, how handy.
Well, it is called My Little Pony...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Pictured:
Fan authors will occasionally write him with appreciably more depth or at least personality, but most of the better ones just avoid using him altogether.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I guess I can't complain. Dang it.
but nobody responded
i am also not much interested in pony shipping
the fans kind of wrecked the show for me tbh
or do you mean like that the fans got so obnoxious that it kind of ruined the experience for you? I can relate to that and respect that.
Silly response: How could a fan ruin anything? You can't just blame this guy for everything!
Dr. Whooves is fine. Paper fans are fine.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis