Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
We’re finally getting an idea of the new, wacky foods you’ll find this year at The Florida State Fair, which runs Feb. 9-20. If you thought the madness ended at doughnut burgers, think again. This year’s lineup is full of creations bound to mysteriously shrink the size of your clothes. Dennis and Cheryle Reas, owners of Carousel foods, have released their list. Here’s a taste: Mac and Cheese Burger: Standard bun, burger patty, bacon, and a scoop of creamy macaroni and cheese. Bacon Peanut Butter Burger: Your standard bacon burger – save for that glob of peanut butter on top. Wild Hog: A meat-lover's dream. It’s a bacon cheeseburger topped with barbecue pork, slaw, fries and barbecue sauce. Polish Boy: A grilled Kielbasa sausage on a toasted garlic roll topped with everything you would find on the Wild Hog. Potato Mash Burger: Everything you would have on a normal burger -- patty, bacon, cheese – until you add that griddle-fried mashed potato cake. Polish Burger: A bacon cheeseburger topped with a piece of Kielbasa sausage. Deep-fried bubble gum: Yes, you read that correctly. Perhaps this year’s highlighted item is deep-fried bubble gum, a combination of marshmallows dipped in batter and fried as is. Then it’s drizzled with pink and blue icing and Chicklets gum.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Deep-fried M&M’s:M&M’s are wrapped in sweet dough and put on a stick. Then it’s dipped in batter and fried. Don’t forget the powdered sugar! Deep-fried Hershey drops: Same method for the M&M’s, just replace it with Hershey drops. Deep-fried Kool Aid: No straw needed here. A batter is made with cherry Kool Aid and then deep fried. Deep-fried mashed potatoes: Fried mashed potatoes on a stick.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
^^^The world's healthiest breakfast!
(More seriously, I have to wonder if some of these deep-frying inventions actually worked.)
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I will create CHAOS! Destroy everything!
And then, once I've put the moon back into its orbit with my gravitron, I'LL be ze only one who can rebuild ze world.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
gonna steal justice's fanbase with my new style and goth 'tude
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
you want some goats? here have a goat
goats love nanners
AND USEFUL TOO
I'll just be sitting here eating bacon