Homura and Waiterman

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• Imipolex G

  2020-09-26 18:40:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  waiting for Princess Alice's response
  
• Princess Alice

  2020-09-26 18:41:56

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This is going to end with somebody getting shot, but I don't know who
• Princess Alice

  2020-09-29 21:39:13

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I tried really hard to think of a funny way for this to go, but I didn't come up with anything 🤷🏻‍♀️
• Imipolex G

  2020-09-30 00:07:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  fail
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-09-30 00:22:29

  
• Princess Alice

  2020-09-30 00:41:31 edited 2020-09-30 00:41:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  We can compromise. I'll just post this GIF, and you can imagine Waiterman is in it.

   
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-09-30 00:45:50

  now i wonder if i should post the original video where that came from
• Princess Alice

  2020-09-30 00:46:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I've seen it like 6 times in the past 3 days; I see no reason you shouldn't go ahead and make it a seventh
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-09-30 06:09:56 edited 2020-09-30 06:10:08

  Now in HD!

  
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2020-10-04 21:35:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  hey uh waiterman?

  
  

  yes chef?

  
  

  what does it mena when your soul gem gets all black like this?

  is that supposed to ahppen?
  
  ha ve you tried running it through the dishwasher?

  
  

  oh, no, i didn't
  
  maybe we should try that
  
  you told me to stop putting various items in the dishwaster
  
  i mean, it's not a varous-item-washer
  
  i know how to fix that
  here, give me a sharpie
  
  you wrote "VARIOUPS ITEM WASHER" on it
  
  yup

  it now a machine for washing various items
  
  wouldn't have been better to specify "soul washer" specificallly
  
  look, you handle your affairs your way,a nd i'll handle mine my way
  
  if you say so, chef
• Salix Babylonika

  2020-10-04 21:58:00

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  thank you, Alice
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-10-04 21:59:50

  soul laundering
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-10-04 22:00:05

  glennmagusharvey said:

  soul laundering

  indulgences?
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-10-04 22:13:16

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  soul laundering

  indulgences?

  throw money at it

  
  

  conclusion: it is possible to cleanse soul gems by spending money

  
  

  i mean, they never tried that did they

  
  

  conclusion: you can save your waifus by playing gacha games

  
  

  it all makes sense now
• Princess Alice

  2020-10-04 23:03:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Chef is nonbinary, by the way
• Imipolex G

  2020-10-04 23:05:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  valid