Homura and Waiterman

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    waiting for Princess Alice's response
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is going to end with somebody getting shot, but I don't know who
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I tried really hard to think of a funny way for this to go, but I didn't come up with anything 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fail
  • edited 2020-09-30 00:41:57
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We can compromise. I'll just post this GIF, and you can imagine Waiterman is in it.
     

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  • now i wonder if i should post the original video where that came from
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've seen it like 6 times in the past 3 days; I see no reason you shouldn't go ahead and make it a seventh
  • edited 2020-09-30 06:10:08
    Now in HD!

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hey uh waiterman?

    yes chef?

    what does it mena when your soul gem gets all black like this?
    is that supposed to ahppen?

    ha ve you tried running it through the dishwasher?

    oh, no, i didn't

    maybe we should try that

    you told me to stop putting various items in the dishwaster

    i mean, it's not a varous-item-washer

    i know how to fix that
    here, give me a sharpie

    you wrote "VARIOUPS ITEM WASHER" on it

    yup
    it now a machine for washing various items

    wouldn't have been better to specify "soul washer" specificallly

    look, you handle your affairs your way,a nd i'll handle mine my way

    if you say so, chef
  • soul laundering

    indulgences?
  • soul laundering

    indulgences?
    throw money at it

    conclusion: it is possible to cleanse soul gems by spending money

    i mean, they never tried that did they

    conclusion: you can save your waifus by playing gacha games

    it all makes sense now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Chef is nonbinary, by the way
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    valid
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