Homura and Waiterman

just think about it

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  • waiting for Princess Alice's response
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    This is going to end with somebody getting shot, but I don't know who
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I tried really hard to think of a funny way for this to go, but I didn't come up with anything 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • fail
  • edited 2020-09-30 00:41:57
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    We can compromise. I'll just post this GIF, and you can imagine Waiterman is in it.
     

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  • now i wonder if i should post the original video where that came from
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I've seen it like 6 times in the past 3 days; I see no reason you shouldn't go ahead and make it a seventh
  • edited 2020-09-30 06:10:08
    Now in HD!

  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    hey uh waiterman?

    yes chef?

    what does it mena when your soul gem gets all black like this?
    is that supposed to ahppen?

    ha ve you tried running it through the dishwasher?

    oh, no, i didn't

    maybe we should try that

    you told me to stop putting various items in the dishwaster

    i mean, it's not a varous-item-washer

    i know how to fix that
    here, give me a sharpie

    you wrote "VARIOUPS ITEM WASHER" on it

    yup
    it now a machine for washing various items

    wouldn't have been better to specify "soul washer" specificallly

    look, you handle your affairs your way,a nd i'll handle mine my way

    if you say so, chef
  • There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    thank you, Alice
  • soul laundering

    indulgences?
  • soul laundering

    indulgences?
    throw money at it

    conclusion: it is possible to cleanse soul gems by spending money

    i mean, they never tried that did they

    conclusion: you can save your waifus by playing gacha games

    it all makes sense now
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Chef is nonbinary, by the way
  • valid
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