You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I like Christmas music on the whole but I'd be hard pressed to find a single Christmas song I actually like.
I had a weird prejudice against Feliz Navidad as a child because he keeps saying he *wants* to wish you a merry Christmas but never actually does and I have never been able to resolve the building tension that this creates.
He does: He just does it in his language by saying "Feliz Navidad"
all christmas songs where the vocalist expresses a lust for santa are unforgivable
excuse you
No, no, no, fuck off, don't try to act like Santa lust is reasonable, fucking, stop, stop right there, not another fucking word, I'm not gonna fucking kinkshame here, alright? but fucking don't take another, damn, don't take another step in that direction, don't pretend for a moment that Naney is being the weird one here
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hey now, you're the one flapping your wings over her.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I like Christmas music on the whole but I'd be hard pressed to find a single Christmas song I actually like.
I had a weird prejudice against Feliz Navidad as a child because he keeps saying he *wants* to wish you a merry Christmas but never actually does and I have never been able to resolve the building tension that this creates.
He does: He just does it in his language by saying "Feliz Navidad"
all christmas songs where the vocalist expresses a lust for santa are unforgivable
excuse you
No, no, no, fuck off, don't try to act like Santa lust is reasonable, fucking, stop, stop right there, not another fucking word, I'm not gonna fucking kinkshame here, alright? but fucking don't take another, damn, don't take another step in that direction, don't pretend for a moment that Naney is being the weird one here
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Heapers' Hangout, est. 2011: where a thread about Christmas music can become a thread about Santafucking
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am serious about Heapers' Hangout having been established in 2011
Getting back on topic: Who decided we needed COVERS of "All I Want For Christmas Is You"?? The original is perfect just the way it is!
Because every artist needs to record at least one Christmas album as an easy way to finish out their contract, so it's inevitable that some of them would say, "I really like 'All I Want for Christmas Is You', so maybe I should do my own version."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Didn't you see the archival footage retrieved by the Rankin/Bass expedition to the North Pole?