Christmas Song Rankings 2017

Sweet 

Good King Wenceslas
The Little Drummer Boy
Silent Night

Funny 

Santa Baby
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

OK

Feliz Navidad 

Ugh 

All I Want For Christmas Is You
Grandma Got Run Over By A Raindeer

Can We Stop Having This Tiresome Debate About Whether This Song Promotes Rape Please This Is Worse For The Holiday's Image Than Mall Santas 

Baby It's Cold Outside
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  • I would gladly take either of your "ugh" entries over I Saw Mommy etc.
  • See, the subtext there was supposed to be the kid's dad dressed as Santa

    But when I was a kid I took it as Santa cuckolding the kid's dad
  • edited 2017-11-29 17:16:33

    [tangential]

    when i was a kid i had no idea what "cuckolding" was

    in fact it didn't even much register as a thing to me until recent years when people started using the term

    i still think it's a silly thing, doubly so plus obnoxiousness in its short form "cuck"
  • Same, I'd rather not see it, particularly given the types of people that typically use it.

    Anyway all of those songs are bad, so.
  • New tier: UGH. Note the all caps.

    First entry in UGH tier: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
  • that one's ok
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    I like that song and "All I Want for Christmas is You". You are completely right about "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" being baleful, though.

    Thoughts on "Adeste Fidelis" and "O Tannenbaum"?
  • christmas witch with left mom
    there is only one good Christmas song


  • Jane said:

    there is only one good Christmas song


  • Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.
  • If I ever express any negative sentiment towards Feliz Navidad, assume either that I have been replaced by an impostor or that it's opposite day.
  • Thank you. I love you.
    Good
    Carol of the Bells
    Bad
    Everything Else
  • I thought you would like "The First Noel"
  • Thank you. I love you.
    😒

    😒

    😒

  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    christmas must be annoying
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    Epitome said:

    Good

    Carol of the Bells
    Bad
    Everything Else
    What about schedryk
  • “also i get more than enough pink in my life from you, no offense meant at all, thanks. :I” — Crystal
    Somehow the overlap makes this even funnier

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  • Thank you. I love you.
    Odradek said:

    Epitome said:

    Good

    Carol of the Bells
    Bad
    Everything Else
    What about schedryk
    *googles*

    you think you're real funny don't you, buddy. god damn it. god DAMN i
  • Epitome said:

    Good

    Carol of the Bells
    Bad
    Everything Else
    I think carol of the bells is probably an okay song but I am incapable of not associating it with that stupid burger king song
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  • TreTre
    DISRUPT THE SYSTEM ⌘
    Shit Tier: Wonderful Christmastime

    I know, McCartney, but fuck, I don’t care if Shakespeare himself came back from the dead to write that song, it would STILL be terrible
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    Every Beach Boys Christmas song has dumb lyrics.

    Springsteen's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town needs to die in a fire.

    Whenever I listen to Christmas music (and am in control of the playlist) I have to start with Mannheim Steamroller's Deck The Halls.
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    I just don't know why he's the "little" saint nick
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    Anyway this is the worst



    The way he pronounces that awkward second "down" is nails on a chalkboard to me


  • here's another good one
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    Epitome said:

    😒

    😒

    😒


  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    where is last christmas on the rankings
  • Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.
  • There is no iteration of Santa Baby that is preferable to the sound of four crying babies and three vacuum cleaners.
  • Hearts invoke the everlasting song. Multitudes, the Chariot of God.
    Q. What do Ella Fitzgerald and Sufjan Stevens have in common?

    A. They're the only musicians to record listenable versions of "Sleigh Ride".
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    The Eartha Kitt version of Santa Baby is good because you can pretend it’s part of an evil plan by 1960s TV Catwoman
  • I like Christmas music on the whole but I'd be hard pressed to find a single Christmas song I actually like.

    I had a weird prejudice against Feliz Navidad as a child because he keeps saying he *wants* to wish you a merry Christmas but never actually does and I have never been able to resolve the building tension that this creates.
  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    all christmas songs where the vocalist expresses a lust for santa are unforgivable
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion

    where is last christmas on the rankings

    By Wam is respectable. By Glee is a soulless abomination.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Obā-san said:

    all christmas songs where the vocalist expresses a lust for santa are unforgivable

    callout post for @crystal
  • excuse you, this is only santa alter :I

    or is it just like any santa at all
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    santa alter is santa, therefore
  • “also i get more than enough pink in my life from you, no offense meant at all, thanks. :I” — Crystal
    Obā-san said:

    all christmas songs where the vocalist expresses a lust for santa are unforgivable

    excuse you
  • Obā-san said:

    all christmas songs where the vocalist expresses a lust for santa are unforgivable

    excuse you
    No, no, no, fuck off, don't try to act like Santa lust is reasonable, fucking, stop, stop right there, not another fucking word, I'm not gonna fucking kinkshame here, alright? but fucking don't take another, damn, don't take another step in that direction, don't pretend for a moment that Naney is being the weird one here
  • buncha damn. Weirdos. Fucking weirdos here.
  • “also i get more than enough pink in my life from you, no offense meant at all, thanks. :I” — Crystal
    Hexartes, you've been on this website almost since it started. Don't tell me that "Central Avenue wants to get it on with Santa Claus" is somehow new information to you after all these years.
  • santa alter is santa, therefore

    Thirsts hardcore
  • Hexartes, you've been on this website almost since it started. Don't tell me that "Central Avenue wants to get it on with Santa Claus" is somehow new information to you after all these years.

    Look I've been prepped for your brand of weird shit just

    Square with the fact that it's weird dammit, don't burden other people with trying to make it normal
  • “also i get more than enough pink in my life from you, no offense meant at all, thanks. :I” — Crystal
    Somehow this thread managed to go in an even weirder direction than it already had, and I think that's my fault.
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    Hexartes said:

    I like Christmas music on the whole but I'd be hard pressed to find a single Christmas song I actually like.

    I had a weird prejudice against Feliz Navidad as a child because he keeps saying he *wants* to wish you a merry Christmas but never actually does and I have never been able to resolve the building tension that this creates.

    He does: He just does it in his language by saying "Feliz Navidad"

    Prospero Ano y felicidad
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    Hexartes said:

    Obā-san said:

    all christmas songs where the vocalist expresses a lust for santa are unforgivable

    excuse you
    No, no, no, fuck off, don't try to act like Santa lust is reasonable, fucking, stop, stop right there, not another fucking word, I'm not gonna fucking kinkshame here, alright? but fucking don't take another, damn, don't take another step in that direction, don't pretend for a moment that Naney is being the weird one here
    250
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • Thirsts
  • “also i get more than enough pink in my life from you, no offense meant at all, thanks. :I” — Crystal
    Getting back on topic: Who decided we needed COVERS of "All I Want For Christmas Is You"?? The original is perfect just the way it is!
  • Okay sure but: Santa Alter.
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