Anonus Watches Steven Universe

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• Anonus

  2016-01-12 06:11:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  aw, their protagonist can't swim due to being vivified electricity
• Tre

  2016-01-12 06:19:11

  
  

  poor Cole couldn't seem to catch a break ;___;
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 06:58:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "Love Letters" seems a lot like "Vanessa Less Tessa"
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 06:58:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  in terms of the whole wacky-misunderstanding-of-reality thing
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 07:12:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Did Steven's voice actor change? The ones I'm watching now lack credits, and his voice sounds slightly higher. Or is Zack doing that thing that aging VAs do (listen to Don Messick's Boo Boo and Frank Welker's Fred) and pitching his voice up?
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 07:12:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  (I know he's not as old as either of those but still)
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 07:24:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "DON'T get all psych-o-logical on me, Steven"

  
  

  Michaela Dietz channels Daws Butler
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 07:32:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Amethyst takin' 'ROIDS
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 07:42:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I liked the old intro better, though maybe it didn't suit what the show became
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 07:43:10

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  it just...invited you to cry...

  
  

  this new intro and theme song is a sugar bomb
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 07:46:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Steven's being attacked by seagulls!
• Tre

  2016-01-12 07:48:19

  
  

  Zach is still Steven's VA, though his voice is getting deeper so he does sort of have to pitch his Steven up a bit.
• Calica

  2016-01-12 08:16:13

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  he's apparently 18 now?
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:08:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Centie said "Keeping It Together" fucked her up for a few days

  
  

  I just find the mangled fusions sad, despite the implications of genocide
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:08:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Still, appreciate the creepy-stuff warning! Would have liked to know about Jasper knocking Steven unconscious though
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:23:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Do gems age? Because in these past episodes, Amethyst looks like a child
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-12 10:24:37

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I don't think it ever comes up directly in-show, but gems look as old as they mentally feel, basically.
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:30:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  makes sense

  
  

  also, I feel bad for liking Pearl less and less now
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:30:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  still, "life diapers" is hilarious
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:38:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh my god the black-and-white sitcom dream episode
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:41:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  PEARL SPITS OUT STEVEN IN THE SKY
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:51:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I feel bad having a hard time sympathizing with Pearl over Rose

  
  

  To her great credit, she doesn't treat Steven the way Snape did Harry Potter
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:53:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Sardonyx is based on someone or something isn't she
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 10:54:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  She's fucking awesome and has an air of showbiz
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:02:27

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the cow on the Moo Moo Milk carton looks like Cow, ever so vaguely
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:04:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  there seem to be way more songs now
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:10:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Steven ends the episode by turning off the television, which results in a star shape
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:11:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Oh my god, Pennsylvania is literally named Keystone here

  
  

  PENNSYLVANIA IS EVERYWHERE
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:24:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  BAGEL
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:29:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Onion spoke for the first time, in whisper-gibberish
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:37:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mousie :(

  
  

  Also, did Onion put the tape in backwards?
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-12 11:39:44

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Onion spoke once before

  
  

  When talking to his fathe
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:41:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh, i forgot/didn't notice
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 11:43:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The mouse lived

  
  Also how many Guys/Gals are there?
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-12 11:53:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Anonus said:

  Centie said "Keeping It Together" fucked her up for a few days

  
  

  I just find the mangled fusions sad, despite the implications of genocide

  Finding them sad is also an appropriate reaction
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-01-12 19:07:26

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Central Avenue said:

  Anonus said:

  (though honestly the first I ever saw of this show outside of promos was "Stronger Than You" so in a way I already knew)

  I find it odd that despite your general aversion to spoilers...you started with what, at the time, was the biggest spoiler in the series

  It is already strongly implied, what with the way the temple gate is structured.
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 20:18:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also how Garnet has two gems
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 20:19:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also, Pearl did the information-broadcasting thing again and is apparently used to it now
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 20:23:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  If I actually owned Cartoon Network Studios one of my very few impositions would be to ban bobbing heads.
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 20:26:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh my god Pearl, you DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A HOLOGRAM
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 20:27:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh my fucking god everyone else did! don't be stupid, Pearl
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 20:33:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  so if Perdiot becomes a lead later does she stop talking like a Saturday morning cartoon villain
• Section42L

  2016-01-12 20:56:54

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Anonus said:

  (though honestly the first I ever saw of this show outside of promos was "Stronger Than You" so in a way I already knew)

  I find it odd that despite your general aversion to spoilers...you started with what, at the time, was the biggest spoiler in the series

  It is already strongly implied, what with the way the temple gate is structured.

  Did you notice this?

  
  

  It had to be pointed out to me. >_>
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 21:02:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It had to be pointed out to me too!

  
  

  Also, this show has a rough-voiced "Barb" too! Though I think my own Barb predates this show's having a character identified as such in-show
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 21:06:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  jfc this Barb even acts like my Barb
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-01-12 21:10:26

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Section42L said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Anonus said:

  (though honestly the first I ever saw of this show outside of promos was "Stronger Than You" so in a way I already knew)

  I find it odd that despite your general aversion to spoilers...you started with what, at the time, was the biggest spoiler in the series

  It is already strongly implied, what with the way the temple gate is structured.

  Did you notice this?

  
  

  It had to be pointed out to me. >_>

  I don't think I did! But again, the two-gem thing in the temple and the fact that Garnet is the only gem we see with three eyes sort of pointed in the direction of her being unusual in some way.
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 21:19:27

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  also she has one gem in each hand, everybody else has just one gem in their whole body
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 21:23:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "the showbiz shakes"
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 21:30:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  no Sadie you're ruining your makeup
• Anonus

  2016-01-12 21:41:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i want to cry

  
  

  i wish to be as self-confident as steven