Anonus Watches Steven Universe

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The best part of that episode is that Steven wore women's clothing with confidence and they didn't make a joke out of it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    yeah!

    my point
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I was supposed to wear a dress for one of my band's performances because we were all going all-out in the costume department in epic thrift store fashion, but we couldn't find a large enough dress so I settled on a large shawl.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Oh my stars, you're going to harvest me?"

    Peri-Spot?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    a star shot out of Steven's face

    also do they explain what the "Kindergarten" name means?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "What's up, Dot?"

    Steven knows who Bugs is!

    How old is Steven supposed to be anyway? I mentally pegged him around 8-10 and Connie around 12, which is probably creepy
  • how would that be creepy?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    how would that be creepy?

    I just worry
    Jane said:

    you'll find out.

    it's probably extremely disturbing
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    anyway, nice to see more PLOT episodes

    the character-focused stuff is fun but I WANT THE PLOT
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Steven's idea of what the Cluster looks like looks like it's from Homestuck
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    PERIDOT BROKE THE TV/VCR COMBO NO
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well I had some once years ago and the VCR portion on both ended up dying so
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    so there's like a caste system on Homeworld?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    so there's like a caste system on Homeworld?

    Yes

    When you get caught up you can look in the main SU thread; Cerise had some speculation about it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    alright

    I've been meaning to read the whole thing to see your thoughts on the episodes >:3 (I'm pretty sure you are the thread's OP unless you're not)

    Also how did Steven get square fingers?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "What does tungsten look like?"

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I notice in the title cards/credits, Steven's clothes are now hanging on a clothesline on a field

    Is this foreshadowing?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Garnet's original hair looks a lot like Trix yogurt
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Steven's 14!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    were you surprised?  i was!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Callisto sounds so much more natural now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's not against the law for a 12-year-old to go to a PG-13 movie
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    steven turned into an anime baby
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i feel awful for disliking Steven's voice now

    he's back to normal
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    a break from Peridot, I did not miss her
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't hate Pearl anymore but I hate Peridot
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What do you hate about her?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    her personality and her voice
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    also this show looks so good on an HDTV

    mother bought me a season pass for the show so I have it there now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lol, we have completely opposite feelings on Peridot
  • Anonus said:

    her personality and her voice

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    She's interesting and way more nuanced than she initially appears. Keep watching.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jane said:

    he is caught up.

    Not yet! I'm on the second-to-last episode of the new StevenBomb!

    Anonus said:

    her personality and her voice

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    Am I not supposed to find those annoying?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Anyway, she's now up against THE CHILD SAFETY LOCK
  • Anonus said:

    Jane said:

    he is caught up.

    Not yet! I'm on the second-to-last episode of the new StevenBomb!

    Anonus said:

    her personality and her voice

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    Am I not supposed to find those annoying?
    oh I don't know

    I find it endearing
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    AMETHYST TURNED INTO A HELICOPTER THIS IS THE SECOND-GREATEST MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE SERIES AMETHYST EXPRESSING HER INNER THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I am laughing, I knew you'd love that part
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Peridot turned good
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    appearance modifiers
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Opal is beautiful, I had forgotten
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    that's the end for now

    so, uh, how come nobody told me how wrong I was about this show? I already held an appreciation for it of sorts, but it was a partial target of my misinformed lamentations on modern animation...

    Nobody told me it would be my thing!
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Because it would have gone badly, and your (imprecise) "No spoilers, but only if X!" comment basically made me nope out of future conversations.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well, I'm sorry
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but yeah, it's way better than I thought it would be and i envy the creative team
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm using this as an alternative to the regular SU thread

    I really hope Peridot goes back to being bad because then I can hate her again
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I had gotten used to hating her
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