In overly-perfectionist writing mode again. Which is silly, since one of the things I got into this thing for was so I could say "it's just fanfic, and you know these characters, so calm your tits".
Maybe if I come back to it with a full stomach that'll help.
You encounter a black-checked tablecloth spread out in the shade of one of the black forest's towering trees. Off to one side, you see a badminton net, and four chickens eagerly batting a shuttlecock back and forth across the net. Heh. Shuttlecock.
The chickens see you approach, and a rooster walks over to have a word with you. "Hey, human," he says. "How's it going?"
"Wow, a talking chicken -- nevermind. Uh, okay I guess. How're you?"
"Well, my hens and I were hoping to have a nice little picnic out here, and I guess it's going okay, but it turns out all we packed was black food in our picnic basket. The girls won't eat it. They can't stand black food -- just the sight of it turns their stomachs."
"Really? I thought all chicken folk loved black food."
"Look, human, those stereotypes aren't funny, and they aren't going to win you many friends." The rooster motions for you to lean forward so he can whisper in your ear. "Look, human," he says, "I'm not going to be fertilizing any eggs today if this food is here when the badminton game is done. Do a rooster a favor and take it with you? That way, I won't have to peck your shins for that species-ist comment you made earlier."
You hastily agree, grab the black picnic basket, and get out of there. You find any desire you had to eat chicken nuggets has disappeared completely.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"Sitting down in his office, he places a cigarette in his mouth and is about to light it when a beam shoots from the television screen lighting it for him. Absentmindedly unaware of what has taken place, it is only when the television subsequently lights his pipe that West realizes that his television is behaving abnormally."
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The truth is, an alien or demonic invasion isn't coming..it's already here
For some reason most of churchdumb believes the Nephilim race was destroyed by the flood..then where did Goliath come from? The Amalek, the Kenites, all the 18 hybrid cities Joshua destroyed to reclaim the land of Israel? They didn't go anywhere, except maybe underground..to perfect dna mixing..to come out again in the last days undetected.
They've perfected the giant gene defect. In fact, now they can shop in our stores, sit next to us on a bus, and most wouldn't know any different. They look human..but they are not. They are the tares sown into the wheat.
The church has been silent about UFOs and abductions. About hybridization, fetus thefts, the impregnation of women by these beings.
Now that they've assimilated into our population as star children, politicians and civilians, who can detect them?
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Finally. Took me long enough
the thing on the ground keeps changing
i felt this should be pointed out
Maybe if I come back to it with a full stomach that'll help.
The chickens see you approach, and a rooster walks over to have a word with you. "Hey, human," he says. "How's it going?"
"Wow, a talking chicken -- nevermind. Uh, okay I guess. How're you?"
"Well, my hens and I were hoping to have a nice little picnic out here, and I guess it's going okay, but it turns out all we packed was black food in our picnic basket. The girls won't eat it. They can't stand black food -- just the sight of it turns their stomachs."
"Really? I thought all chicken folk loved black food."
"Look, human, those stereotypes aren't funny, and they aren't going to win you many friends." The rooster motions for you to lean forward so he can whisper in your ear. "Look, human," he says, "I'm not going to be fertilizing any eggs today if this food is here when the badminton game is done. Do a rooster a favor and take it with you? That way, I won't have to peck your shins for that species-ist comment you made earlier."
You hastily agree, grab the black picnic basket, and get out of there. You find any desire you had to eat chicken nuggets has disappeared completely.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
NEW MHZ STRIP I AM FANGASMING
no but seriously I like this one
TV guy ftw.
I wonder, is Twonky his name, or his species?
Within the week certainly, probably even less than that. I have edits to make to "Intertidal" but that's about it.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
goddammit, I hate when I'm looking for something and can't find it.
Oh well.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The truth is, an alien or demonic invasion isn't coming..it's already here
For some reason most of churchdumb believes the Nephilim race was destroyed by the flood..then where did Goliath come from? The Amalek, the Kenites, all the 18 hybrid cities Joshua destroyed to reclaim the land of Israel? They didn't go anywhere, except maybe underground..to perfect dna mixing..to come out again in the last days undetected.
They've perfected the giant gene defect. In fact, now they can shop in our stores, sit next to us on a bus, and most wouldn't know any different. They look human..but they are not. They are the tares sown into the wheat.
The church has been silent about UFOs and abductions. About hybridization, fetus thefts, the impregnation of women by these beings.
Now that they've assimilated into our population as star children, politicians and civilians, who can detect them?
It's time to get informed on what's going on.
i should have known!
-overthrows society-
looks like there's no room for drac
oh well
moving on
.....
not sure if want album.
KNIFE EYE ATTACK
*makes room for drac*
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis