Call him the Hamburglar for the dairy crowd. An 18-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this week after somehow managing to slip past the Walmart greeters and loss-prevention staff with 26 gallons of milk... all while crawling around in a cow suit.
"This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting I've seen," a spokesman for the Stafford County Sheriff told InsideNova.com. "It might've been a prank that went wrong, but it isn't as funny when [the suspect] breaks the law."
While no one in the store did anything to stop the cow-suited culprit when he was strolling around the Walmart on all fours, he was spotted near the store handing out the stolen moo juice to passersby.
The belligerent bovine was later spotted "skipping down the sidewalk" in the cow suit by Walmart staffers.
He was later apprehended, out of his costume, at a nearby McDonald's (perhaps he is in cahoots with the Hamburglar?). Police found the cow garb in the suspect's car but just to make sure it wasn't the world's biggest coincidence, they took the teen back to Walmart where he was identified as the suspect.
The greatest crime here is that there is no surveillance footage of the theft.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Nah, Imi would never be caught dead in Virginia. :P
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^ Also, the Antichrist is going to come back in an alien spaceship and combine Judaism, Christianity, Islam and New Age into an evil religion Voltron, and the only thing that can stop him is orgone energy.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
They have been trying to find ways to ban our Orgone but can't find ways to demonize it because there's nothing harmful about it, so they've come up with a machine that somehow can detect Orgone air and transfuse it into Dead Orgone Energy (DOE) so they can stand being in Orgoned areas. Is this the machine? There was only one in the world located in Japan and it's called the Neutrino Detector. Is this what they're putting under the White House lawn?
It only has a 5 mile radius and it doesn't work!! IT DOESN'T WORK!!
Am I offended that so many people are standing up to hate and criticize me? No...I'm Vindicated! Our Orgone is destroying the NWO! They're spending $ millions trying to find ways to combat it. If it wasn't effective they wouldn't be desperate!
Orgone energy is a discredited, fringe science theory originally proposed in the 1930s by Wilhelm Reich. Reich, originally part of Sigmund Freud's Vienna circle, extrapolated the Freudian concept of libido first as a biophysical and later as a universal life force. In its final conception, developed by Reich's student Charles Kelly after Reich's death, Orgone was conceived as the anti-entropic principle of the universe, a creative substratum in all of nature comparable to Mesmer's animal magnetism, the Odic force of Carl Reichenbach and Henri Bergson's élan vital. Orgone was seen as a massless, omnipresent substance, similar to luminiferous aether, but more closely associated with living energy than inert matter. It could coalesce to create organization on all scales, from the smallest microscopic units—called bions in orgone theory—to macroscopic structures like organisms, clouds, or even galaxies.
Reich's theories held that deficits or constrictions in bodily orgone were at the root of many diseases - and in particular cancer - similar to the way in which deficits or constrictions in the libido could produce neuroses in Freudian theory. He created the Orgone Institute to pursue research into orgone energy after he emigrated to the US, and used it to publish literature and distribute material relating to the topic for more than a decade. Reich designed special "orgone accumulators" - devices which ostensibly collected orgone energy from the atmosphere - for purposes as diverse as improvement of general health, increase sexual potency, and weather control. Ultimately, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) obtained a federal injunction barring the interstate distribution of orgone-related materials, on the grounds that Reich and his associates were making false and misleading claims, and later jailed Reich and destroyed all orgone-related materials at the institute after Reich violated the injunction.
Orgone is regarded by the National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine as a type of "putative energy", a model which some therapists use for clinical procedures, but which is untestable or defies measurement. There is no empirical support for the concept of orgone in medicine or the physical sciences, and research into the concept ceased with the end of the Institute.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
He chooses some very odd things to act skeptical about. I know skepticism isn't an all-or-nothing thing, but you'd think flying bison and being able to manipulate the elements with your thoughts would open his mind just a little bit.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
He gets better about it towards the end of the series, though. Even jumping to spiritual conclusions before anyone else in the group on something in the final four episodes.
It is kinda strange for him to be skeptical considering his girlfriend turned into the moon, however.
Especially if you listen to it all together-- it's really the only EP Sonny's made where it seems like there's purposely a flow going through it, no doubt because of the bits and pieces from each song scattered about the EP itself (e.g. the main sample from "Frakking Die" showing up in "Do Da Oliphant").
A truly cohesive first effort for the guy (and also one that he's yet to top in terms of variety and general fullness).
I like it best too, mostly because it sounds a lot like Justice and SebastiAn's stuff, and like you said, it's the only one where he gave a fuck about sequencing.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
They have been trying to find ways to ban our Orgone but can't find ways to demonize it because there's nothing harmful about it, so they've come up with a machine that somehow can detect Orgone air and transfuse it into Dead Orgone Energy (DOE) so they can stand being in Orgoned areas. Is this the machine? There was only one in the world located in Japan and it's called the Neutrino Detector. Is this what they're putting under the White House lawn?
It only has a 5 mile radius and it doesn't work!! IT DOESN'T WORK!!
Am I offended that so many people are standing up to hate and criticize me? No...I'm Vindicated! Our Orgone is destroying the NWO! They're spending $ millions trying to find ways to combat it. If it wasn't effective they wouldn't be desperate!
http://www.theblogbelow.com/2008/07/japans-superkamiokande.html
What are they putting under the White House Lawn?
"The project outside the West Wing, said to be renovation of the building’s air-conditioning and electrical systems" I bet...
http://www.sott.net/articles/show/236458-US-Secrets-Big-Hole-in-White-House-Lawn-Prompts-Equally-Big-Questions
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Orgone energy is a discredited, fringe science theory originally proposed in the 1930s by Wilhelm Reich. Reich, originally part of Sigmund Freud's Vienna circle, extrapolated the Freudian concept of libido first as a biophysical and later as a universal life force. In its final conception, developed by Reich's student Charles Kelly after Reich's death, Orgone was conceived as the anti-entropic principle of the universe, a creative substratum in all of nature comparable to Mesmer's animal magnetism, the Odic force of Carl Reichenbach and Henri Bergson's élan vital. Orgone was seen as a massless, omnipresent substance, similar to luminiferous aether, but more closely associated with living energy than inert matter. It could coalesce to create organization on all scales, from the smallest microscopic units—called bions in orgone theory—to macroscopic structures like organisms, clouds, or even galaxies.
Reich's theories held that deficits or constrictions in bodily orgone were at the root of many diseases - and in particular cancer - similar to the way in which deficits or constrictions in the libido could produce neuroses in Freudian theory. He created the Orgone Institute to pursue research into orgone energy after he emigrated to the US, and used it to publish literature and distribute material relating to the topic for more than a decade. Reich designed special "orgone accumulators" - devices which ostensibly collected orgone energy from the atmosphere - for purposes as diverse as improvement of general health, increase sexual potency, and weather control. Ultimately, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) obtained a federal injunction barring the interstate distribution of orgone-related materials, on the grounds that Reich and his associates were making false and misleading claims, and later jailed Reich and destroyed all orgone-related materials at the institute after Reich violated the injunction.
Orgone is regarded by the National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine as a type of "putative energy", a model which some therapists use for clinical procedures, but which is untestable or defies measurement. There is no empirical support for the concept of orgone in medicine or the physical sciences, and research into the concept ceased with the end of the Institute.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I like it.
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