Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I didn't hear any thunder today, but there was certainly a lot of rain.
I know I should go to bed earlier, but lately, I haven't been as comfortable with the thoughts that cross my mind as I'm trying to go to sleep.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You can now purchase a Model T3 on-line with your Visa / Master Charge / Am Ex or Discover Card
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why are the backs of the pages black? That doesn't make any sense.
Also, I'm watching Cold Blood and they showed a couple of VCRs threading during a montage involving an answering machine. From a technical accuracy standpoint, it's dead wrong, but on the other hand...A VCR threading has a lot more visual pop than an answering machine playing does.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, much too cool for 7th grade
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
All right, I give up. I think it's time for me to go to bed. See you tomorrow.
Call him the Hamburglar for the dairy crowd. An 18-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this week after somehow managing to slip past the Walmart greeters and loss-prevention staff with 26 gallons of milk... all while crawling around in a cow suit.
"This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting I've seen," a spokesman for the Stafford County Sheriff told InsideNova.com. "It might've been a prank that went wrong, but it isn't as funny when [the suspect] breaks the law."
While no one in the store did anything to stop the cow-suited culprit when he was strolling around the Walmart on all fours, he was spotted near the store handing out the stolen moo juice to passersby.
The belligerent bovine was later spotted "skipping down the sidewalk" in the cow suit by Walmart staffers.
He was later apprehended, out of his costume, at a nearby McDonald's (perhaps he is in cahoots with the Hamburglar?). Police found the cow garb in the suspect's car but just to make sure it wasn't the world's biggest coincidence, they took the teen back to Walmart where he was identified as the suspect.
The greatest crime here is that there is no surveillance footage of the theft.
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half of the population of medieval europe dying horribly is funny stuff
unless it's some other black plague and i'm an idiot
^option no. 2
You callin' me an idiot? >:/
G'night, G № 2.
I love. Platformers.
squiiiiiid! -shakefist-
btw squid is a total copycat
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
What, does this website date to 1970?
going to sleeping. 'Night, heapsters.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis