The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    But we can always be weirder. We must strive to do better.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...my first thought was to respond to that with a word salad, but that's not trying hard enough.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A word salad? How passe. A word casserole, perhaps? A word jello full of tasty wordfruits? An entire word dessert table.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *gives inkblot the James Joyce Award*
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    watierman get your ass in here

    no need to bre rude chcef

    sorry
    but that guy owrdered a word salad
    and i gcan't find the ingriedients

    didf you check in the kitchen, chef

    dont' be a flboody fool, waiterman, this is kthe kitchn

    chef, thi is the women's restroom

    you mean it's not ths ame thing?

    not by a long chot, shef

    that...explains a lot

    (One Trip To The Kitchen Later)

    ok, here you go,wateriman
    bring table 3 their delciosu word salad

    che,f this is ripped up pages of hte Oxvord Engilsh Disctionary
    Put in a obwl
    With itialitan dressinig

    it fit's the bill, doesn't it?

    fits' the bill? It's the closest thing to edible iv'e ever seen you maek!

    Yay
    Do I get a medal

    Not till the wawards ceremony chef

    Darn. Can i at least have a pony?

    No
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I think Chef's been a brony for several episodes now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Winn-Dixie
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Dixie Cup
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hi HH, chef and waiterman
  • I AM NOW IN POSESSION IN 2/2 OF THE CURRENTLY RELEASED HOMESTUCK BOOKS

    IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE THAT THIS INFORMATION REACH YOU

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    my world for a USB gravis gamepad right about now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Fouria.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hi Anonus.

    Check your Guide to Human Etiquette, Kexruct. :p
  • Right. Sorry about that, little mishap with the Caps-Lock button. The topic is now Discworld.

  • my world for a USB gravis gamepad right about now

    *flaunts Retrolink-offbrand Nintendo controller*

    anyways

    I applied for two jobs today. One of these may interest CA, since it's at a Turkey Hill, which is owned by Kroger's.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Catching up on Korra, and this guy needs to fucking die so bad I want to kill him myself. >:P
  • oooooooowooooooowooooooowooooooooo

    barbra streisand

    also, I'm posting this from Internet Explorer on Linux. Boss.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED SHITPOSTING WITH ME
  • Well, that was a fun vacation, but I'm happy to be back home in Colorado.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    you know, this "learn this one wierd secret/trick/tip to ____________" shit is getting old really fast
  • ^ It was old long before you were born. Before the roman empire fell. Before the pyramids. It was probably staid even in Babylonian times.

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    that was hilarious
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *enters rolling mode*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I AM TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN!!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    in four minutes I depart
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Good night, Imi.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Not gone yet
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bye bye now

    Bye bye
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    POSTING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECT.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Night Imi.

    ^ Yeah, that was pretty winful.

    And yes, the glasses thing was very funny.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    hahaha damn 


    stick a fork in chris brown, he's done

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Watching Film Brain's review of Live Wire, and...why did they cast Pierce Brosnan in this? This role is more like something Nicolas Cage (how would we live without you) would usually do. 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And now I'm watching his review of Ratatoing....and God, it's bizarre to hear Jessie's voice coming out of a poorly-rendered CGI rat. :o

    Someone needs to talk LittleKuriboh into doing a piss-take dub of this. If for no other reason than he could actually make this funny. XD
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Hahahah I forgot their name ... Branford something? 


    Some years back on Portal of Evil one of the folks who knew a few folks who worked for that company and related some pretty sad stories. A lot of the employees had hopes of working for someone like Pixar but were stuck there, dubbing those horrible 3D knockoffs from Brazil. One guy tried to get the music replaced for the "Cars" ripoff in order to bring about some kind of improvement but he was turned down. 

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, these are the same dub actors that did all the English dub work for 4Kids. They're the only good thing about Ratatoing. The animation is horrid; the models are ugly and the mouth movements are clunky and robotic. A kid with a copy of Blender could do better!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My first thought was to go look to see if Jason Griffith (the voice of Sonic and Shadow in the games from 2005 to 2010) was in that movie. He doesn't seem to be, though Lisa Ortiz (Amy Rose), Dan Green (Knuckles, for one) and Mike Pollock (Dr. Eggman, for one, and still his voice now) are.
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    This is great. Listen. Watch.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    It's not Dan Green, it's DAN GREEN. XD

    I really need to go gorge YGOTAS again.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I think I'm ready for bed now. Good night, everyone.
  • lee4hmz said:

    Yeah, these are the same dub actors that did all the English dub work for 4Kids. They're the only good thing about Ratatoing. The animation is horrid; the models are ugly and the mouth movements are clunky and robotic. A kid with a copy of Blender could do better!

    I swear they're using an actual 10 year old game engine for the Transformers knockoff.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY
  • The sadness will last forever.
    RRRRRRRRRR
  • The sadness will last forever.
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
  • You won a prize for that, for telling lies like that so 
    well that I believed it. 
    I never felt cheated. 
    You were the chosen one, the pure eyes of Noah's 
    dove. 
    Choir boys and angles stole your lips and your halo. 

    In your reckless mind, you act as if you've got more 
    lives. 
    In your reckless eyes, you only have time and your 
    love of danger--to it your no stranger. 

    In that August breeze of those forgotten trees, your 
    time was set for leaving, come a colder season. 
    In your reckless eyes, it's never too late for a 
    chance to seize some final breath of freedom. 
    Very, so very wise. 
    Don't reveal it. 
    I'm tired, tired of knowing where it is you're going. 

    In your reckless mind, you act as if you've got more 
    lives. 
    In your reckless eyes, you only have time and your 
    love of danger--to it you're no stranger. 
    In your reckless mind, you act as if you've got more 
    lives. 
    In your reckless eyes, it's never too late for a 
    chance to seize some final breath of freedom
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hey look guys

    I finally got that Hipster Photography Mobile App that everyone's using these days

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