The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    LB dollars
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pchoo
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    YOU ARE COOLER THAN COOL ITSELF

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Single point urban interchange
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder what happened in Slaughterhouses One through Four
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Can somebody PLEASE let Ms. Teacherson out of the supply closet now?
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    FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTIN DOWN ON FRIDAY
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    FRIDAY IS LIKE I DUNNO

    AWESOME

  • The sadness will last forever.

    FRIDAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER

     

    EVER YOU HEAR ME

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  • An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.

    After some observations and rough calculations the engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing.

    A few minutes later the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily as he now has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper.

    This leaves the mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he was the subject of an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly the presence of humour from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nice Girls Don't Explode

    This looks like a good movie
  • edited 2012-06-06 21:43:53

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hell Week is 3/5 over. Going rather quickly, in fact.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Today I went in a nearby mall which I'd read was a virtual disaster zone. Yeah, pretty much everything is closed off. Very dark. There are two stores still in operation. I remember when it still had some life left in it.

    Time wields Her uncanny powers again
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Man, I can't wait to go to Georgia next month. We're apparently going to spend some more time in Atlanta this time around...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Did you ever go to Macon, Georgia?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Nah, only Newnan.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've been to Macon, Georgia.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I knew my laptop had good battery life, but I didn't realize it had a Magic Wonder Battery:

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You mean Slaughterhouse Five isn't the fifth book in the series????!!!?!
  • edited 2012-06-06 22:16:26
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm watching Ashens, and he's reviewing this Meccano knockoff set that has "EXPERIENCE DELIGHT OF PARTICIPATE IN YOUSELF" on the back. I loled.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Lee: That video had me laughing out loud so many times. I love the completely deadpan way he reads the nonsensically-translated safety disclaimers.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Which one is this?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Apparently, he made a sort-of sequel featuring a toy named "SUPER INTELLECT RACING HIGH QUALITY." It's at around 15:45 in this video:

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Good night to all Heapers that are, have been, and shall be
  • Radiant Silvergun is from 1998 though and he wanted only new games. :/

    If it's been updated, that's different.

    I meant no direct ports.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Night, Imi.

    Lazuli: Apparently, there's an alternate scoring mode based on Ikaruga, but otherwise, it's mostly online multiplayer and updated graphics.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    night night imi
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I did not go to bed. But I am now

    Promise!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I'll argue that even for a Sega Saturn game, Radiant Silvergun has aged extremely well. Even more so than pretty much all PS1 games included -- this is Treasure we're talking about, after all. 
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yum yum clam chowder with pasta
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And argh, I updated Flash on the Compaq and now it refuses to work right. :P
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I think I'll try to sleep earlier tonight. See you tomorrow, everyone.
  • edited 2012-06-06 23:48:40
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    good night Gator.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Lovely, the plugin itself is broken and if it's not a problem in one of its dependencies, i386 users have to wait for Adobe to fix it. :P Fuck that, I'm putting Gnash back on.
  • the strangest thing I've read all week:

    ...I can make coffee with my tits? I've been doing this all wrong then... 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And I was going to see if this Compaq can do 3D, but....the VGA chip is a Rage Mobility. Which is Mach64, and thus way too old for DRI to support. YAY STUCK IN 1995 HERE
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yeah, but Mach32/64 was pretty much the only chipset if you were running linux back in the day
  • Lazuli: Apparently, there's an alternate scoring mode based on Ikaruga, but otherwise, it's mostly online multiplayer and updated graphics.

    Question: did they keep in any annoying glitches from the original release?

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Forsythe: Yup, and I remember that, because it was one of the few chips (the S3 Trio64 and VIRGE were the others) that had decent programming information available. Most other vendors were like "Programming info? We have Windows drivers, you know..." :P

    Now, though, the order of desirability is roughly Intel (more because it Just Works, though Sandy Bridge and Ivy Bridge have gone a long way to fix the performance issues), NVIDIA, ATI, then everything else (because at this point, there's very little else).
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Super Lazuli: I don't remember any glitches in the original release, tbh

    lee4hmz: It's come a long way, especially since the days of configuring X-Windows with the ominous fear of destroying your graphics chipset or monitor -- which I never heard of anyone doing, but damn did the setup make you worry about it. 

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    Forsythe: Oh yeah. I don't miss having to edit XF86Config to change things.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    While trying to imagine a world where the Bell System breakup never happened, it occurred to me that modern-day operating systems would probably be much different--there'd likely be no Linux, because Bell Labs would still have been required to distribute Unix for free...

    ...I think. Must do more research.
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