You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Are there any good games out right now that I absolutely must have? I got a ton of money for graduation presents and don't know what to do with most of it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Bell Atlantic" is such a cooler name than "Verizon"
Why do the Baby Bells not care about their heritage
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
(It’s Valentine’s Day, and my mom is getting a new cell phone. Except for the salesman, my mother, and me, the store is empty. We are making small talk as he is setting it up.)
Salesman: “…yeah, my neighbor’s been really mad at me lately. It’s weird.”
(Suddenly, a lady bursts into the store, COMPLETELY decked out in Valentine’s Day wear. She even had those little heart antennae things that little kids wear.)
Valentine’s lady: “I just saw your commercial on TV, and my daughter’s phone is all messed up! It’s your fault! My daughter’s phone is all messed up and now she can’t call! Your commercial is misleading! You have TERRIBLE MARKETING!”
So I'm on this forum and there is a thread about Jerbs!, and most of the answers are like "if you can't find work, either move or go into shipbuilding"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^ I always had trouble keeping it on the proper side.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@Lazuli: She means the order they light up in, not the order of the bulbs.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The standard US traffic cycle is green-->yellow-->red-->green; we don't have the red/yellow overlap like the UK does.
Really it's just because we've always done it that way and changing it now would be more trouble than it's worth. American drivers are used to having no outward indication when the red phase is ending, so if you suddenly introduced the red/yellow overlap, they would take that as an invitation to start inching into the intersection even before the light turns green. In addition to being dangerous, that complicates things from an engineering perspective because engineers could no longer assume that people wouldn't start moving until the green.
^ The yellow doesn't light up between the red and the green, that's for sure.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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energy drink is in my blood
Does anyone here have a 360?
Are there any good games out right now that I absolutely must have? I got a ton of money for graduation presents and don't know what to do with most of it.
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found out they'll be turning our wi-fi back on soon.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
NO MORE JOBS
D:
How do you define what order traffic lights light up in? It's not like they ever turn off.
Unless they're broken.
Over here, it means get ready to set off
blah blah blah
i want a hello kitty phone
no i want a hello kitty mansion
Proof that even in these difficult times, there are people who are utterly disconnected from reality