The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I should probably get to bed, too. Good night, everybody.
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    Good night Gator.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Spacey, Gator.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I never understood things like this. Google's map shows the aborted freeway all the way out to where it dead ends, even though in reality a guardrail (i.e., a physical barrier) forces all traffic to take the last completed exit.

    Why bother showing the portion of the road that you can't drive on?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Maybe that didn't stop the Google map team.

    Maybe nothing stops the Google map team...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh, I've actually seen instances where the Google Street View car has blatantly driven past "ROAD CLOSED" signs, so it's not that far-fetched.

    Also: I noticed that if you go just a bit past the physical gore, there's an obvious crossover onto the abandoned portion. It's clearly not a legal move, but if one's feeling adventurous...
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    Regarding phones: I have a Model 500 here, and it still works, too, even on modern FiOS service. I need to get it wired up proper for modular, though. :P 

    And I've noticed the Nortel Meridian ringtone (skip ahead to 0:19) showing up as a stock sound effect all over the place recently.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Can you dial with it? I know the Model 500 has pulse dialing, which I didn't think anyone supported anymore...

    Also you reminded me of something my mother pointed out once, namely that TV scenes set in office environments almost always have a phone ringing in the background, to make the place seem more "hectic".
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    I love RPing but I don't really do them on forums.
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    image
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    yum yum waffle poptart
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    still hungry after eating clam chowder
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    mmmmmmmmmm mountain of poptarts
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    i has a poptart craving :<

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    but i have no poptarts in the house since mama never lets me eat that stuff
  • edited 2012-06-06 03:54:28
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonymous Avenue's Dream House

    Living Room:
    • A four-way beacon assembly hangs from the ceiling, flashing red toward the front door and back door and yellow toward the living room and and kitchen. (It's wired to a switch, so it can be turned off while watching movies.)
    • A bookshelf full of Anonus's VHS tapes sits next to the TV, all labeled neatly. Also present is equipment for transferring the tapes to digital format, where the video is saved on a Linux server in the basement.
    • A Western Electric Model 500 rotary phone sits on an endtable, wired to be functional even with a modern phone line.

    Dining Room:
    •  A framed map of the US with Interstate 70 highlighted hangs on the wall.

    Home Office:
    • Framed type specimens decorate the walls. Each one is accompanied by the name of the typeface, the designer's name, and the year of release.

    ...I want to expand on this. Perhaps it will be a running feature.
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    POPTART POPTART POPTART!!!!!!!!
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    -mouth foams-
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Goad Moaning
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    HI WHALE <3
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    Omg, is Vshao drunk?
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    no

     

    i aint sleepy

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    just hungry
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    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    man where is everybody
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    i still here

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I'm talking to Vshao lol
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I was off playing Cut the Rope.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So AU, what do you think of my ideas for our dream house?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I like them but wouldn't the traffic light be kinda distracting?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I hadn't thought about it before, but yeah, having it flash like that would be a pain.

    Maybe we could just have one standard three-light signal mounted on the wall, and have it cycle G/Y/R? That'd be more tolerable, I think. Or even just having all three lights lit steady, thought that might be kinda bright...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's Get Electric™
  • I remember speaking at our first shareholders' meeting. I told the group of men and women seated before me that I stood on the shoulders of a giant whose antiquated business goals would have sunk this company, so thank God he died.
  • waitaminnit it's almost 3 am
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^What is that from?
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    yay no sleep
  • ^^ The Onion, natch. That sentence just made me laugh for the way it crossed the line twice.

    The Star Control tags on tumblr were fun to browse (I do wish I hadn't run into porn there, but there was only one and it wasn't that bad).
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    rrrrr
  • Also I didn't realize until just the other day that that "so call me maybe" meme was actually based on a song. I just now listened to it, it was catchy.

    #yntkt
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    abc
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    hooray for pretending to be male
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but what about pretending to be mail
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    i dunno about that cuz i never tried it

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it weird that I want Todd in the Shadows to do a review of that "Call Me Maybe" song? I mean, it's not particularly obnoxious or memorable as far as pop music goes...

    why do so many pop songs revolve around telephones anyway
  • edited 2012-06-06 06:03:16
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    because they're made by aliens who try to be like us by using phones, as humans do.

    that sounds strained but it is actually the original context of that quote.

    Also I'm currently kicking myself because I gave an even-nerdier-than-me girl my number the other day and didn't say "here's my number, so call me maybe" when I did so. Ah, well, next time.
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    mew
  • *goes to sleep by using fire*
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    da da da
  • edited 2012-06-06 06:07:58
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I hate making phone calls.

    I'm sure that fits some definition of "irony".
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