The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    A bank holiday is what the British call a public holiday.
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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Fishy: oh okay.
    Lumine said:

    What is a public holiday in Great Britain?

    A hanging.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to be worried that if I had my imaginary conglomerate ABC Lionsgate (formerly "ABC Inc") acquire AMC Networks (formerly "Rainbow Media"), then IFC and the Sundance Channel would be sapped of their soul or something.

    Some part of me wonders how a TV channel can have soul, at least nowadays.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't post very much lately. Most of my activity here is in PMs; probably helps that the mod team doesn't need to moderate very often.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I always feel like I should post more than I do, partly because I rarely seem to take place in what little serious discussion goes on around here.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It seems that, by default, Windows 8 automatically changes the Windows color scheme to "match" your wallpaper:

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    I can't decide if this is kinda cool or really annoying.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    What is a public holiday in Great Britain?
    The same as what is a public holiday in Northern Ireland
  • edited 2012-06-05 06:06:23
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh you want me to post nonsense huh Lumine

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    To order, call Harry Potter. Must be 18 or older to call.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Harry Potter" is the number.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Fecal Pictures"...I'm gonna pass on their movies, if you don't mind.

    Also I'm posting from bed for the first time in forever. It would be more comfortable if I had a wall or something to lean against.
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  • edited 2012-06-05 06:07:59
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^But they made The Caterpillar and the Prostitute! It seems like the sort of thing you would like...
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    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've been so tempted to try that in the past, but I'm always afraid I'll drop my laptop or mobile device in the water and ruin it.

    Also, somehow it never occurred to me until now that I can just increase the text size when I post without my glasses on, instead of squinting at the screen the whole time.

    ^ For some reason I interpreted that as a parody of "The Walrus and the Carpenter"
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When I was 16 I ran my cell phone--the first cell phone I'd ever had, mind you--through a washing machine.

    I had to sit it by a window and let it dry for a week, but thankfully it still worked.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If they could extend How the Grinch Stole Christmas into a feature-length film, I see no reason why this wouldn't work.

    'Course, that's likely the same thinking that led to The Cat in the Hat...*shudder*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You saw that too?

    That movie's like a textbook example of "WTF Hollywood?".
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Shouldn't you people be sleeping?
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  • edited 2012-06-05 06:26:21
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It always weirded me out that Dakota Fanning was in that movie. Even when she was 7 she seemed too sensible to participate in such nonsensical bullshit.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    BornHannah Dakota Fanning
    February 23, 1994 (age 18)
    ConyersGeorgia, U.S.
    ...Okay, that is weird.
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  • Hi, this is Wilford Brimley
    Welcome to retardation. A celebration
    Now hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors
    First off, the retarded don't rule the night
    They don't rule it, nobody does
    They don't run in packs
    While they may not be as strong as apes
    Don't lock eyes with them. don't do it
    It puts them on edge, they might go into berserker mode and they'll Come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows”
    You might be screaming "no no no"
    But all they hear is 'who wants cake?'
    Let me tell you something, they all do
    They all want cake
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oh, and another bizarre thing from 1992: Since NT wasn't out yet, no one was aware that "portable OS/2" and NT were and are the same thing; John Dvorak predicted that the future of Windows would be a Windows layer running on something VMS-ish, and he was right.

    Also, I'm wearing sneaks with slacks today. #dealwithit
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