I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
I used to be worried that if I had my imaginary conglomerate ABC Lionsgate (formerly "ABC Inc") acquire AMC Networks (formerly "Rainbow Media"), then IFC and the Sundance Channel would be sapped of their soul or something.
Some part of me wonders how a TV channel can have soul, at least nowadays.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I always feel like I should post more than I do, partly because I rarely seem to take place in what little serious discussion goes on around here.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It seems that, by default, Windows 8 automatically changes the Windows color scheme to "match" your wallpaper:
I can't decide if this is kinda cool or really annoying.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Oh you want me to post nonsense huh Lumine
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Fecal Pictures"...I'm gonna pass on their movies, if you don't mind.
Also I'm posting from bed for the first time in forever. It would be more comfortable if I had a wall or something to lean against.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've been so tempted to try that in the past, but I'm always afraid I'll drop my laptop or mobile device in the water and ruin it.
Also, somehow it never occurred to me until now that I can just increase the text size when I post without my glasses on, instead of squinting at the screen the whole time.
^ For some reason I interpreted that as a parody of "The Walrus and the Carpenter"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
When I was 16 I ran my cell phone--the first cell phone I'd ever had, mind you--through a washing machine.
I had to sit it by a window and let it dry for a week, but thankfully it still worked.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If they could extend How the Grinch Stole Christmas into a feature-length film, I see no reason why this wouldn't work.
'Course, that's likely the same thinking that led to The Cat in the Hat...*shudder*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It always weirded me out that Dakota Fanning was in that movie. Even when she was 7 she seemed too sensible to participate in such nonsensical bullshit.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Born
Hannah Dakota Fanning February 23, 1994 (age 18) Conyers, Georgia, U.S.
Hi, this is Wilford Brimley Welcome to retardation. A celebration Now hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors First off, the retarded don't rule the night They don't rule it, nobody does They don't run in packs While they may not be as strong as apes Don't lock eyes with them. don't do it It puts them on edge, they might go into berserker mode and they'll Come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows” You might be screaming "no no no" But all they hear is 'who wants cake?' Let me tell you something, they all do They all want cake
Oh, and another bizarre thing from 1992: Since NT wasn't out yet, no one was aware that "portable OS/2" and NT were and are the same thing; John Dvorak predicted that the future of Windows would be a Windows layer running on something VMS-ish, and he was right.
Also, I'm wearing sneaks with slacks today. #dealwithit
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Some part of me wonders how a TV channel can have soul, at least nowadays.
I can't decide if this is kinda cool or really annoying.
WELL THEN PREPARE FOR THE ELECTRIC SNOZZBLADE 4000
The Electric Snozzblade 4000 is perfect for shaving your nose in the most exquisite manner, bringing out the chiseled shape of a man's nose or the dainty form of a woman's.
This, PLUS: 49,000 can openers and a FREE can of green beans can be YOURS for only $59 -- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE -- If you call within the next ten minutes you'll receive a FREE copy of Gravity's Rainbow with an exclusive, rare interview with Pamela Anderson on her role in the upcoming film adaptation from Fecal Pictures!
To order, call Harry Potter. Must be 18 or older to call.
That movie's like a textbook example of "WTF Hollywood?".
February 23, 1994 (age 18)
Conyers, Georgia, U.S.
Welcome to retardation. A celebration
Now hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors
First off, the retarded don't rule the night
They don't rule it, nobody does
They don't run in packs
While they may not be as strong as apes
Don't lock eyes with them. don't do it
It puts them on edge, they might go into berserker mode and they'll Come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows”
You might be screaming "no no no"
But all they hear is 'who wants cake?'
Let me tell you something, they all do
They all want cake
Also, I'm wearing sneaks with slacks today. #dealwithit