The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Sometimes I remember something, then it takes me a minute to remember that it was a dream.
  • Hey guys. I'm at a McDonald's close to my school eating breakfast.

    My exam isn't until 10:40 so I've got a ton of time to burn, but unfortunately this location seems to have a loitering problem so I've got to leave in 30 minutes.

    Let's make this last.
  • Listening to the Ethel Merman Disco Album.


    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
  • In every sense of the word.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-06-04 08:48:59
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    So, it's a happy, homosexual album with a sunny disposition?
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  • I mean it's both excessively homosexual (ETHEL MERMAN and DISCO fer chrissakes), and it's also lame.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    The "Mr Trolololo" Man AKA Eduard Khil has died.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    :(

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how is matt smith awkward
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, why am I looking at the girl on the left, and hearing the beginning of "Poker Face"? About the only thing she has in common with Gaga is that she's weird!
  • edited 2012-06-04 09:31:33
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  • I am from 2040 and I have no idea why I am in the past. :/
    Why am I not surprised.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Being the hardcharger I am, I got up this morning and took a shower and fed the rabbits and busted out the door on my way to summer classes. Went directly to the room and sat down ready to get some linear algebra on.

    Then 10 minutes after class should have started I began to wonder why I was the only student in attendance, and went to the administrative office to find out that classes start tomorrow, not today. Oh

  • pfft.


    I'm now one of the only 2 students in my Macroeconomics class.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Thats like a really small class, tbh I'm surprised it hasn't been cancelled permanently
  • It had more before all the other seniors graduated.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    How come you and this other person hasn't graduated?
  • Other person is a junior, I'm doing 5 years of high school (Long story).
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Apparently, the stock market just crashed.

    And since the stock market is the earthly manifestation of human hopes and gambles, I guess we are pretty fucked.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    The Shanghai stock market fell 64.89 points which is creepy as fuck.
  • edited 2012-06-04 12:14:14
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Looking at the numbers on the US markets...everything's down, but no huge losses yet.

    Also, Richard Dawson died, apparently. :(
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Well Lee, there has been a triple whammy of weak US job figures, the worsening situation in the Euro zone and stagnation of the Chinese Manufacturing sector. For the markets to be a bit down is insanity, they should be about 2% down
  • For the markets to be a bit down is insanity,


  • THIS IS MADNESS.
  • THIS.


    IS.


    SPARTA.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    lee4hmz said:

    Looking at the numbers on the US markets...everything's down, but no huge losses yet.


    Also, Richard Dawson died, apparently. :(



    I grew up on Hogan's Heroes.

    Goodnight, Corporal Newkirk, where ever you are.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Being the hardcharger I am, I got up this morning and took a shower and fed the rabbits and busted out the door on my way to summer classes. Went directly to the room and sat down ready to get some linear algebra on.

    Then 10 minutes after class should have started I began to wonder why I was the only student in attendance, and went to the administrative office to find out that classes start tomorrow, not today. Oh

    That's a real "go-getter" attitude there. Maybe you should have stayed for the entire day. Just learning math and covering the chalk-board/white board with equations that you solve.

    That way disheveled, crazy you can make a a good first impression...minus, you know...that part about being crazy...and disheveled. 
  • I need a freaking haircut.


    Also:

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    PROGRESSIVE DISCO CHAMBER METAL.


    Punk has now finally been killed.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (wasking into a Marshalls store)

    Me: You know, the name "Marshalls" always makes me think of Marshall Field's, but that was an entirely different store.
    Mother: Isn't that a cookie place?
    Me: No, you're thinking of Mrs. Fields.
    Mother: Oh, right...what the hell is Marshall Field's?

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Marines are never disheveled. We're the only branch of the service that wears shirt-stays, we don't use our pockets (wallet and keys are placed in our socks), ribbons are exactly 2 nickels above the top rim of the pocket cover of the shirt, and little metal devices are jabbed into the collars of our shirts to insure that not even gale-force winds can not lift or even slightly bend the fabric.

    Our eyes? That's harder to cover up. Now to make Marine Corps coffee the first step is to throw away all the filters. Then dump the entire can of grounds into the water, and then 

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Forsythe was attacked by a post eating monster.

    I like dark coffee, or "sludge" as it's often described by someone not me drinking it.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Somehow, I've never had a post eaten.

    I find this surprising considering the walls of text I tend to post.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    TRIPPLE POSTIN'

    IN THE MAIN THREAD. ♫ 

    Do-de-do-de-do.


  • edited 2012-06-04 13:32:13

    Now to make Marine Corps coffee the first step is to throw away all the filters. Then dump the entire can of grounds into the water, and then 

    Ah, they must have learned from my mom. There are a few other ways to make Mom Coffee:

    • Forget the filter and put the grounds straight into the machine
    • Forget the cup and pour the coffee onto the floor
    • Pour creamer in instead of milk

    I could continue.

    We're the only branch of the service that wears shirt-stays


    Out of curiosity, why?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My co-workers managed to make an e-mail chain that I would have closed if it where a thread on a fora I was moderating.

    Most of us are working from home today because there are no meetings.

    I wonder if my manager is going to address this with some of the people who turned a nothing into drama or pretend the whole thing never happened.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Out of curiosity, why?

    We're obsessed with our image and want to present ourselves as better and tougher in every way than every other branch of the service. That's the honest short of it. 
  • I mean why don't the other branches?
  • I've always wanted to know more about my dad's service.



    He's kinda mum about his past though. All know is that he joined because there was a recession and there were no jobs around where he lived. And he was in Germany, where he ended up meeting his first (Second?) wife.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I mean why don't the other branches?

    The short of this one too: because they don't have a stick up their ass. It's not something to complain about, though, because it's these little pedantic details that sells the US Marines as the hot shots of the armed services.


  • the best song of all time.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i hate my body

    i hate my body and i hate the fact that i can't have the body i want
  • edited 2012-06-04 14:25:06
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    CA:

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