Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
"Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die! When I sing, I end their lives. You act As though payback makes you a noble man Is that a fact? Well, you're a God damn philistine!
"Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die! When I sing, I end their lives. You act As though payback makes you a noble man Is that a fact? Well, you're a God damn philistine!
Requiem aeternum, Bullets right through the sternum, Lullaby to hell, babe. Reaper's got your name!
"Margaret" is Greek, you geek. It means "a pearl." I'm a pure girl. Boys can not crack this oyster shell so go on, Whip around that sword like you're the best, it's a such a bore. Another hero~! Oh, please~!
"Margaret" is Greek, you geek. It means "a pearl." I'm a pure girl. Boys can not crack this oyster shell so go on, Whip around that sword like you're the best, it's a such a bore. Another hero~! Oh, please~!
Requiem aeternum, Reaper has come sinner!
Thigh-high socks are my absolute territory
Go on and drool; the Otaku can not resist, You think the fire in your eyes makes you a tiger in disguise? Dream on, you God damn pussy!
"Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die! When I sing, I end their lives. You act As though payback makes you a noble man Is that a fact? Well, you're a God damn philistine
No more heroes, it's kill or be killed Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do No more heroes, no time to stand still If you are gonna be the number 1 (Travis it's kill or be killed!)
He's just another kid, gonna try and go test his luck, girl. I know Christel, what it is you're thinkin'? The boy is there for you, use him up and then throw him out. He'll do what it is you're wanting.
You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power, You got the people giving, always your own way. You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power, Don't look now that boy could take it away. (Don't let go.)
What are you really feeling (or lose control) when your own at night? If i could get inside your head Do you really wanna go on living, without knowing love? Is it too late?
No more heroes, it's kill or be killed Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do No more heroes, no time to stand still If you are gonna be the number 1.
Don't think that he can't see, with his boots and his dirty jeans now The kind of trick that I know you're pulling He's got that cheeky smile, arrogance out of every seam Is this somethin more than business?
You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power You gotta keep on fighting, where others never stay You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power Don't look now that boy could take it away (Don't let go)
What are you really feeling (or lose control) when your own at night? If i could get inside your head Do you really wanna go on living, without knowing love? Is it too late?
No more heroes, it's kill or be killed Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do No more heroes, no time to stand still If you are gonna be the number 1.
Christel, she got it all, the looks, the spice, the un-meltable ice, and those false compliments with her French accent-cent-cent-cent-cent-cent, yeah No love for this Otaku assassin, pulls me up just to send me crashin Difference is easy, doesn't bother you (don't let go) Take what you can - then leave Cos there's no more heroes, (or lose control) yeah, there's no more heroes Nowhere to go for your jedi-minded egos No more heroes, yeah, no more heroes There's nowhere to go, for your jedi-minded egos
Don't let go, or lose control Don't let go, or lose control, inside your head.
No more heroes, it's kill or be killed Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do No more heroes, no time to stand still, If you are gonna be the number 1.
DFW repeatedly cites a particular study and botches the math. He says, “Statisticians report that television is watched over six hours a day in the average American household.” Over the course of the article, DFW returns to cite this fact at least a dozen times. But he always gets it wrong. First he invents an “average American” named Joe Briefcase to embody the typical American TV viewer. So far, so good. But he quickly describes Joe Briefcase as a person who watches 6 hours of TV per day. Not so fast, Dave. You said 6 hours per household per day. The typical American household has 2.5 persons. By that math, an average American like Joe Briefcase watches 2.4 hours of TV per day, not 6. Later DFW describes Joe Briefcase as a family man, with a wife and kids in the other room, but he persists in saying that Joe Briefcase comes home from an 8-hour workday and watches 6 hours of TV — the full average allotment for his entire family. Get the math right, Dave. (Note to DFW: I don’t really expect you to correct this. Now that you’re in heaven, I’m sure you have better things going on.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I wonder if the 32-bit version of Windows 8 will include COMMAND.COM and EDIT.COM. I know 32-bit Windows 7 does.
I always found it strange that those two files stuck around, but the Windows 3.x Program Manager was removed in Windows XP Service Pack 2. (Amusingly, it's present in XP SP1 and earlier, just run "progman.exe".)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
guys i need your help
i accidentally shipped lumiere with cogsworth and now my laptop won't boot up :(
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
oh come on, it's BASIC LOGIC, you guys
1. I shipped Lumiere with Cogsworth
2. My computer won't start
The second thing happened after the first thing, so the first thing beverly CLEARLY caused it! OBVIOUSLY.
Education cutbacks are clearly hitting hard – this establishment can only afford a periodic table with four elements, and a hand-drawn one at that. Though not displayed in the correct order, all the information about the elements is correct, with the exception of lanthanum’s atomic weight. According to IUPAC, to three decimal places this should be 138.905 instead of 138.906 (actually 138.90547, so the rounding error is not great). Analysing the history of IUPAC’s regular redefinitions of elements’ atomic weight (as scientists become more accurate in their measurements) it can be deduced that not only is this teacher using a hand-drawn periodic table containing only four elements, but that it is at least seven years old (lanthanum's atomic weight was first published as its current value in 2005) and possibly dates back as far as 1969 (when 138.9055 replaced the previous figure of 138.91). Highlighting tiny discrepancies in atomic weight may seem like nitpicking, but it is this kind of fourth decimal place analysis that led to the discovery of deuterium.
What kind of chemistry can be taught using just these four elements is unclear - even the ancient Greeks thought there were at least five elements (according to Aristotle, air, fire, earth, water and aether - none of them actually elements). Fluorine will bond with pretty much anything, so that’s a good start, but not much useful can be made with them together. Lanthanum fluoride can be used as an ion-sensitive electrode, and beryllium fluoride is used in liquid-fluoride nuclear reactors, but you’d have a hard time making the rest of one with just rhodium and lanthanum. Indeed it is ironic that these impoverished students will be devoting a quarter of their time to studying rhodium, the most expensive element that it's actually possible to buy.
What is also ironic is that none of these elements are actually used in Example 1, which uses the much more common (though sadly unknown to this institution) elements of hydrogen, carbon and oxygen to make ethanol. It would be more useful to give the molecular formula of C2H5OH rather than the empirical one, to distinguish it from dimethyl ether, but the structure shown is correct. It’s just a shame that it will mean as much to these students as lanthanum would have done to Aristotle.
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i knew i shouldn't have used it
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
INCOMING STORY DUMP!
This one is copy/pasted from word because I lost a chunk and had to rewrite it, so it might look a bit wonky.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
WELL THAT SURE LOOKED LIKE SUCK!
Let me see if I can unsuck it...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Took a melatonin, though.
She looks like shes 16 or smth....
"Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why?
'Cause they all die!
When I sing, I end their lives. You act
As though payback makes you a noble man
Is that a fact?
Well, you're a God damn philistine!
"Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why?
'Cause they all die!
When I sing, I end their lives. You act
As though payback makes you a noble man
Is that a fact?
Well, you're a God damn philistine!
Requiem aeternum,
Bullets right through the sternum,
Lullaby to hell, babe.
Reaper's got your name!
"Margaret" is Greek, you geek.
It means "a pearl." I'm a pure girl.
Boys can not crack this oyster shell so go on,
Whip around that sword like you're the best, it's a such a bore.
Another hero~! Oh, please~!
"Margaret" is Greek, you geek.
It means "a pearl." I'm a pure girl.
Boys can not crack this oyster shell so go on,
Whip around that sword like you're the best, it's a such a bore.
Another hero~! Oh, please~!
Requiem aeternum,
Reaper has come sinner!
Thigh-high socks are my absolute territory
Go on and drool; the Otaku can not resist,
You think the fire in your eyes makes you a tiger in disguise?
Dream on, you God damn pussy!
"Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why?
'Cause they all die!
When I sing, I end their lives. You act
As though payback makes you a noble man
Is that a fact?
Well, you're a God damn philistine
Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do
No more heroes, no time to stand still
If you are gonna be the number 1 (Travis it's kill or be killed!)
He's just another kid, gonna try and go test his luck, girl.
I know Christel, what it is you're thinkin'?
The boy is there for you, use him up and then throw him out.
He'll do what it is you're wanting.
You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power,
You got the people giving, always your own way.
You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power,
Don't look now that boy could take it away. (Don't let go.)
What are you really feeling (or lose control) when your own at night?
If i could get inside your head
Do you really wanna go on living, without knowing love?
Is it too late?
No more heroes, it's kill or be killed
Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do
No more heroes, no time to stand still
If you are gonna be the number 1.
Don't think that he can't see, with his boots and his dirty jeans now
The kind of trick that I know you're pulling
He's got that cheeky smile, arrogance out of every seam
Is this somethin more than business?
You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power
You gotta keep on fighting, where others never stay
You got a sexy body, LB Dollar power
Don't look now that boy could take it away (Don't let go)
What are you really feeling (or lose control) when your own at night?
If i could get inside your head
Do you really wanna go on living, without knowing love?
Is it too late?
No more heroes, it's kill or be killed
Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do
No more heroes, no time to stand still
If you are gonna be the number 1.
Christel, she got it all, the looks, the spice, the un-meltable ice,
and those false compliments with her French accent-cent-cent-cent-cent-cent, yeah
No love for this Otaku assassin, pulls me up just to send me crashin
Difference is easy, doesn't bother you (don't let go)
Take what you can - then leave
Cos there's no more heroes, (or lose control) yeah, there's no more heroes
Nowhere to go for your jedi-minded egos
No more heroes, yeah, no more heroes
There's nowhere to go, for your jedi-minded egos
Don't let go, or lose control
Don't let go, or lose control, inside your head.
No more heroes, it's kill or be killed
Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do
No more heroes, no time to stand still,
If you are gonna be the number 1.
^wat