You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
So. I'm kind of being obsessed about whether Stuck!Tre's a Marty Stu or not.
I took this test and it gave me a 23, so it said he's fine, but I took a different one a few weeks ago that said he was beyond repair.
Bluh. Being stuck with an author avatar can be a curse sometimes.
Heh. For kicks I did Justice from my Heaper Pony fan-fiction. What's great is that he scores around 30 if he's human because of all the points from the character looking and dressing like me. But if he's a pony, or even an Alicorn, he's significantly lower.
Also, a whooping 10 of those points come from the character being transported from the 21st century, which probably means the list is more for "super serial" pieces of work, and less for works where "mary-sue" traits are there because the author couldn't make hilarious reference to video games and drugs, otherwise.
Apparently in some countries if you take your driving test in an automatic, your license specifically limits you to driving cars with automatic transmissions.
That's bizarre to me, for some reason.
As someone who has driven both, it make a lot of sense to me. Manual transmission is pretty difficult at first if you've never done it before.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Hi, everyone. How's it going?
That's good to hear, FM. I'd say that's very nice of your dad's boss.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The public library in Reynoldsburg has a Coca-Cola-branded vending machine that dispenses Pepsi.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
(Note: for anyone who reads my nonsense, I changed Twilight's and Rarity's colors)
It's going to be a lot harder to figure out how much Ritalin we need to give Pinke because SOMEPONY threw it out a window.
You mean...THIS RITALIN RIGHT HERE?!
How'd you get that back?
Silly Twilight, I just summoned it with my magics!
Really?
No, I conveniently threw it towards the front of the house.
Oh...we'll let's see here...that can't be right...
What?
Pinke is suppose to take 500mg of this, daily.
I take it that's a lot?
A recommended daily dose is usually 10 to 60 mg.
Huh...well this is PINKIE. I doubt the doctors who made this drug had hyper-active, reality warping, prone to mood swings and the occasional grisly bakery-related-murder pony in mind when they made them.
Hey, wait a second, you knew the recommended daily dosage for Ritalin, and you've been *attempted hoof-air quotes* holding on to Pinkie's pills for months now, and you had no idea how much she was suppose to take.
Reading the label would of cut into my valuable time of getting everything on my lists done.
Like washing walls for so long you scrub them out of existence...
I didn't say I was PROUD of all the things I did in my several month long bender...
Well, we can probably just give her a few pills a day and you can keep the rest for your * second attempted air-hoof quote*time management.
Oh no, I've learned my lesson. From now on I only take drugs for recreational purposes and to take the edge off. It would be been NICE...
Twilight, how do ponies do air-quotes?
What? I don't even know what those are.
It's when you use fingers (I used to have fingers, you know...) to say something but also show that you're being sarcastic while saying it, you know, another handy tool in the passive-aggressive tool box. I'd SHOW you but I don't have any FINGERS.
We don't have them. I mean...we'd have to stop walking to do it...like you did, actually.
But...but...Passive-aggressiveness!
You seem to manage fine without them.
Oh! Well thank you for the compliment.
It wasn't intended as one.
Well, sometimes those are the best compliments of all!
Uuuhg, you're impossible.
I try.
ANYWAYS, as I was saying, it would have been NICE if someponies attempted to HELP me with my Amphetamine and Methamphetamine addictions.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Twilight, we need to talk, we're starting to get really worried about you, and...
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?! I'M TOO BUSY ORGANIZING ALL MY BOOKS VIA AN OPTIMIZED SORTING MATRIX I CREATED BY COMBINING EVERY METHOD KNOWN TO PONY AND MAN RIGHT NOW.
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrd!
That doesn't sound as important as your health and well being.
NOT IMPORTANT?! NOT IMPORTANT?! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows,
Oh shit...
buried in the flow of time is where your power grows.
I don't like the sound of this, at all.
What in tarnation is she doing?
I pledge myself to conquer all the foes..
Oh, "tarnation"?! It must be sticky to live in a nation made of tar.
She's going to blow us all up! Run!
..who stand in front of this mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand.
Oh! Oh! Is she going to turn us all into balloons. That sounds fun!
You know...impending death really puts into perspective all the times I made a big deal out of something.
Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
This isn't really the time to get introspeculatvet.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Well, now that all of our wounds healed and most of us can eat solid foods again, Twilight we think all these drugs you are taking are a danger to you and everyone around you...especially everyone around you.
SPIKE? IS "TALK WITH INJURED FRIENDS ON THE LIST."
Hmmm..."Clean ALL the dirt. All of it.", "Write100 "just in case I loose the ability to talk or write" letters to Celestia based on probable events for the next few weeks" checked, "take more *squints* Ampafetamean to stave off sleep"...hmmm...Nope.
See, Twilight, it's list like that that are making your friends...
IF IT'S NOT ON THE LIST, IT DOESN'T EXIST! *ZAP*
...Did that bitch just teleport all of us to a formless pocket dimension devoid of substance for us to dwell in?
Neeeeeeeee*cough cough* oh, it hurts to talk...
OH WOE IS US! SEALED AWAY FOR ALL ETERNITY! CURSED TO LIVE IN DARKNESS WITHOUT HAIR PRODUCTS OR SKIN CREAM EXCEPT FOR THE MEAGER AMOUNT WE BROUGHT WITH US.
Nice to see you got your priorities straight...and that you learned literally nothing from our last intervention.
Hey guys! I found a swirling black thing that seems to extend for eternity! If I look at it long enough, it looks back!
Pinkie! Get away from that!
Well, how do we get out of here? If ah don't get back to the farm soon, we won't have enough money to pay this hour's rent!
We can always ponder the inevitability of our fates and get irate with each other and start yelling at each other. I nominate myself to be yelled at...
Yeah, we're not doing that. Anyways, she seems to have accidentally sent all her bullshit letters to Princess Celestia. I'm sure she'll bring us back soon once she notices.
OH! Gimme one of those "Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that some ponies are just an anchor keeping you from reaching your true potential, and if you have the opportunity, you should eliminate..." Let's try another one. "Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that societies rules are there just because some ponies don't have the guts to summon unspeakable horrors from beyond the reach of the sta..." Erm "DearPrincessCelestia,
TodayILearnedHowToCopeWithTheTragicLossOfALovedOneDueToThemBeingDevouredByTheThousandYoungOf..." Wait one more. "DearPrincessCelestia, IWantYourHornInsideMeSOMU..."...I no longer want to read these...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Twilight your friends AND these children want you to stop doing drugs and abusing magic. And, if you could stop summoning elder gods, that'd be great.... Please think of the children...
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERINTERVENTION CUTIE MARKSPLAN STEP 1 GO!
...or not.
Twilight, Ponyville just isn't the same with you cooped up here all the time cleaning and summoning unspeakable horros!
YEAH TWILIGHT! When are you to come help the ponies of Poniville again.
We miss you, Twilight!
ARGGH, YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING MY FROM MY LIST! *Fwosh*
*shriek*
Oh Pony!Jesus! Stop drop and roll, Scootaloo! STOPDROPANDROLL!
Hehe...
Dash! Stop laughing and get some water.
BUT IT'S FUNNY!
SO, we finally figured out not to approach you without taking away your ability to use spells, so we dimensional traveled to fight beholders so we could harvest a magic negating eye to prevent you from harming us, teleporting us to other planes of existence, or just strait up murdering us.
I learned how to be a rouge and learned improved back-stab so I do extra damage when an enemy grants a combat advanta...
Neeeeeeeeeeeeerrrd.
Oh Celestia! I've become everything I've ever hated! WHAAAAAHAAHAAhaahaahaaaahaaaa
Hehe
Anyhow, you can't just magic us away, this time. So you're going to sit and...
Spike! I don't have time for this. You handle it.
Whooo dudes. You're like, like...super shinny. You'll win the grand prize at the ren fair, for sure!
Spike...on a number from 1 to 10, how high are you?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
See! You guys got Spike off drugs! It wasn't a total waste!
Drugs YOU gave him!
What was I suppose to do with that much weed?!
SMOKE it, and chill the fuck out. Oh, here we're here, huh shelves look a bit barren...
You guys have been HERE for at least 10 minutes just YAPPIN'. Now are you going to by something else, or what?
Something else? We weren't here before... Also, shut-up background character pony, you're abrasive, and no one likes you. Now sell me some Starswirl the beerded and Super-Fancy Cat.
What're you stupid, or somethin'? You guys already bought my entire supply of that stuff HOURS ago!
*gasp*Gasp!
What a socking development! Will Justice and Twilight be able to find Liquor and cat-food! Why does the shop keeper say they've already been there? Will they get Pinkie back to normal? Will Rarity finish her dresses...
Oh Rarity my friend, once you break from hitting your head against the wall...
*thwak**thwak**thwak*
I brewed more tea and have written more poetry about how the first day of spring makes me feel deep inside.
*Take tea cup* Thank you dear. *sip**thwak*
OH BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY!
*thwak**thwak**thwak*
HOW YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PLAY.
*thwak**thwak**thwak*
OUT IN THE SUN!
*thwak**thwak*
OUT HAVING...fun!
Will Twilight and Justice think to bring pain killers and wall repair materials back with them?! Find out next time on My Little Pony: Bullshit, Flandarized, mary-sue, color adventures!
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Is it just me, or is the text color for Pinkie lighter than it was last time?
Not bad, Justice. I guess now we know the effects of giving meth to a talking pony whose magic is potentially powerful enough to warp reality to her whims. Also, I wasn't expecting you to make yourself a pony too.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"Is it just me, or is the text color for Pinkie lighter than it was last time?"
Ah, damn, you're right. I'll fix that last post. I suppose I can argue that Super Normal!Pinkie is like that because she talks differently than Regular/crazy!Pinkie, but I rather just stay consistent.
Also, I wasn't expecting you to make yourself a pony too.
I considered leaving it vague as to if my Author avvie was a pony or not, but I figured there where more jokes to be had if he had to use hoofs just like everypony else.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I did get ghost trick though fun gAme that.
But I doing have a lot of. Artery left so good bye cod now
Strange.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It's going to be a lot harder to figure out how much Ritalin we need to give Pinke because SOMEPONY threw it out a window.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis