The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • tre vs. nora
    tre and nora vs. holograms
    tre and nora vs. pinkbots
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Posting about magic.

    Friday and I had quite a few EDH games.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Huh "Know Your Meme" has a couple dozen or more My Little Pony memes and only two Homestuck memes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find it amusing that this scene is apparently iconic enough to parody:

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    if CA and I had kids I wonder what we'd name them.
  • edited 2012-05-28 04:54:03
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^^ I think someone thought it made a good reaction macro.

    ^^Yeah, finding someone to date off an internet form worked out pretty well for us. Though, having a bid disposable income certainly helped the process of getting her over here a couple times and also marriage. -_-; 

    The US doesn't make that easy. I here it's worse in most other countries, though. 0_0
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Daughter: Interstate Belle Linux Powell

    Son: Counterpoint "Tails" Prower Gotham Powell
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Guerrillablackdog

    3 months ago+11

    Jesus… Why… FUCKING WHY are there people in this world that take EVERYTHING the wrong way?? There always has to be one. ONE!

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    I'm not sure what happened to this gentlemen, but whatever it was, I'm happy to never have fucked up this badly.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    nobody wants to talk about beauty and the beast with me

    where's buttercupistiny when you need her
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Huh, So I guess Homestuck has a page full of memes and somehow people have managed to make a page for EVERY My Little Pony meme, including "Fluffy Ponies" which is pretty absurdly localized.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    One thing I could never figure out is why Gaston wanted Belle. 

    Did he just want here because she snubbed all his advances while the other women threw themselves at him?
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The only explanation they really gave in the movie was "She's the prettiest. And that makes her the best."

    Granted, Gaston really is that shallow...
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, I wonder how many other people my age got older and found out that "Belle" means "beauty" and got all "OH, I GET IT NOW!"

    'Cause that totally happened to me.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    ^^^ Disney logic. *sigh* The best people are the prettiest and the worst ones are usually green. ^_^ I still like Disney though.

    To be fair, that was one of Gaston's lines, so it was pretty clearly presented as a shallow and worthless way of thinking.

    As a kid I found it odd that the nerdy outcast girl was apparently one of the prettiest people in town, because it goes against the stereotype that beautiful always equals popular. I guess it just goes to show how ingrained stereotypes like that one are in my mind. :(

    I want to explore the beast's castle. His library is ginormous. :] I like ginormous libraries.

    One thing I kinda wonder about...are all those books enchanted like the rest of the stuff in the castle? Did any of them used to be people?
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    See, the numbers never seemed to add up, to me. If every dish or plate or spoon we see is actually a cursed human, then the prince had far too many servants to even fit comfortably in the place.

    The only thing I could come up with is that only some of the items are cursed people, and the rest are just normal household items that were enchanted to...sing and dance? I dunno.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why am i putting so much thought into a cartoon
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    You know, if every item WAS a person, that old lady was kind of a dick, because that means the prince probably really DIDN'T have the room for her.

    "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I can't let you spend the night. I can't even open the door any further than this, It's wedged against a sleeping butler, I had to navigate around my entire cooking staff just to get to the door...."
  • edited 2012-05-28 05:32:59
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's weird. People are always telling me I overthink things, but they don't seem to understand that I don't have to put in effort to do so. It's just how my mind works pretty much by default: if something's worth thinking about, it's worth over-examining.

    ^ It's a good thing they didn't have fire codes in 18th century France...or maybe they did; I'm not a historian.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ...If all his eating utensils talked...do you think they had to keep quite why he was eating dinner as to not put him off his meal.

    "Would you all SHUT UP! I CAN'T EAT MY SOUP LIKE THIS. THE FACT THAT MY SPOON IS TALKING TO MY BOWL IS CREEPING ME OUT!"
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  • edited 2012-05-28 05:38:52
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ ...My mind immediately went to the scary thoughts. Like, you know, it wouldn't be that much effort for a monster like the Beast to bend a piece of silverware if it was pissing him off...
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Hell, just dropping a plate or cup would be manslaughter. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Someone needs to write the backstory of how Chip got...well, chipped.

    And, hold a minute, does that correspond to some sort of injury when he became a human again? I mean, he looked fine, but we only saw him for a minute or so...
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    awake now
  • edited 2012-05-28 08:50:36
    The sadness will last forever.

    why do i always pick male avatars when i have boobies and a vagina

     

    D:

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Because you want a male inside you
  • The sadness will last forever.
    eeeeeeeewwww O_o
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  • Stayed up till 5 in the morning last night hanging out with my little sister. That was fun.
  • So Mother and I watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time in a while.

    It occurs to me that I've always been more interested in the parts about Belle falling in love with the Beast than the parts about Gaston conspiring to do bad things. I wonder what that says about me; I'm all like "c'mon, get back to the ROMANCE!"
    NOBODY bores CA like Gaston!
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    Dudpig van Masturbate-ho-ven is a composer and pianist whom many deem as influential and innovative due to his musically expressive compositions which set the standard for the Romantic era and music to this day. However, we all know that Masturbate-ho-ven actually rips off Kate Bush and her music. Masturbate-ho-ven plagiarized Kate's music and piano playing and in order to not get caught, he took a cue from his good friend and fellow Kate Bush plagiarizer Elton John and traveled to the past to release his derivative music and take all the credit for Kate's accomplishments. His "Fur Elise" piece totally rips off "And Dream of Sheep" and his 7th Symphony is a cheap imitation of "Violin" except the crafty prick changed the tempo and structure in order to destroy any evidence that he is a fraud. Beethoven, you stole a whole legacy of music history from Kate, now we will expose you, your thievery and the horrible corruptions of Kate's music you have unleashed unto the world.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It occurs to me that I've always been more interested in the parts about
    Belle falling in love with the Beast than the parts about Gaston
    conspiring to do bad things. I wonder what that says about me; I'm all
    like "c'mon, get back to the ROMANCE!"
    It means you're a girl. Well, stereotypically anyway :D
    One thing I could never figure out is why Gaston wanted Belle. 

    Did he just want here because she snubbed all his advances while the other women threw themselves at him?

    See, I always wondered about this too, particularly since some of those throwing themselves at him were pretty busty! If I remember correctly.
    One thing I kinda wonder about...are all those books enchanted like the
    rest of the stuff in the castle? Did any of them used to be people?
    All books used to be people.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I thought his line of reasoning was 

    1. I am Gaston. I am the greetest. I deserve the best of everything!
    2. Belle is the most beautiful girl in town. She will be the best wife!
    3. I will have the best wife, no matter the cost!
  • The sadness will last forever.

    silent hill

     

    yay

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Evidently Gaston doesn't think like I do.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    This is my new video for when I'm waiting for something


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    And as for Beethoven

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Sigh I need a new car because the cam belt on my old one has snapped and the garage said it wasn't worth spending money on it
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    I heard the piece Aphex Twin of Richard James (sic) carefully: I think it would be very helpful if he listens to my work "Song of the Youth," which is electronic music, and a young boy's voice singing with himself. Because he would then immediately stop with all these post-African repetitions, and he would look for changing tempi and changing rhythms, and he would not allow to repeat any rhythm if it varied to some extent and if it did not have a direction in its sequence of variations.

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    "I thought he should listen to a couple of tracks of mine: "Digeridoo", then he'd stop making abstract, random patterns you can't dance to"
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
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  • Y'know for once, I think Aphex Twin is actually the lesser of the two assholes here.
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