i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
1 Bottle of formaldehyde on the wall! 1 Bottles of FORMALDEHYDE! YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, EMBALM IT AROUND, 0 Bottles of FORMALDEHYDE on the wall! *grins evilly and approaches big Macintosh with her knife*
Pinkie Pie! CANDY
OHHHH!! *Popeye-tune* DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DAAAA *pops open medicine bottle top and swallows a whole bunch of pills* DA-DA-DAAAA-DAAAaaa daaaa-daaaaaa *hair puffs out* Hey guys! I am so glad to see you, all. What a nice get together we have going on here. We should get some coffee, or maybe just exchange greetings if that is too much...
Youllll did iiit! Imm shwooo haappy.
What the heck happened to you?
Ah FOUUND enouf alcoo...aclo...alcoho...booze.
*GASP* Big sis, I don't wanna get my cutie mark in holding my breath anymore...
And once again, I'm happy to not have to comprehend everything that's going on. Well Macintosh, that had to be scary.
Eeyup.
Gonna need some therapy after this one, eh?
Eeyup.
Gonna wake up screaming in the dead of night hoping it was all just a dream and Pinkie isn't really in your room watching your every move.
Eeyup.
WE KICKED ASS! THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!
A Celebration! Oh boy! I will get monopoly and make some fresh squeezed lemonade, for everypony.
Oh Pinkie, you sure somehow know the worst thing to say in any given situation...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I was reminded of the importance making sure your friends take their doctor prescribed medicine. But also the importance of letting their schedule slip if it turns out they're a real bore on them. The key is to have them take them just enough that they don't kill anyone.
Signed, your drunken pal, Justice
P.S. You have a town full of deranged psychos here.
Well Justice, the Gold Cup is being hosted in the United States again so you have no excuse not to take your daughter to a game (I mean unless you hate LA).
also you know how sometimes you say a word too often and it stops sounding like a word?
I think that's happened with me and Ron Paul. Or as my <educated> friends know him, RONPAUL2012!! RONPAUL2012!! RONPAUL2012!!
they're insisting that votes for him are being thrown away and such. They've yet to catch on that you can't really believe things random people on Youtube say.
It's essentially the culmination of two or three hours of self-meditation. Since this was good enough to get reblogged by someone I don't even know, I think you guys might get a kick out of it.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I like the V for Vendetta movie way, WAY, WAY more than the Watchmen Movie, but the Watchmen graphic novel way, WAY, WAY more than the V for Vendetta graphic novel.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
:D
Glad it has entertained some people. For some reason my brain decided I needed to use certain ponies more and it turned into an extended piece where I managed to get the whole mane six involved and tied it back to my posts from the previous day.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Something amazingly lucky happened today: Mother and I were driving around Marion County earlier and we randomly happened upon a man who refurbishes and sells actual traffic signals.
He had a couple set up on a display out in front of his barn, so we stopped and asked about them. Mother told him I liked traffic lights, so he showed me onto his property, where he has literally dozens of signal heads of various sizes and conditions, which he wires up and sells to hobbyists like me.
He wanted something like $120 for a standard three-section R/Y/G. Mother said she would have bought one for me, but she doesn't have the money right now, so she promised to buy me one for my birthday in a couple months. It's gonna be so cool...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
^^^Actually, I liked your last update where you somehow marry a porn-star in the future and she's such a bitch that somehow it's a good thing when she dies in a tornado.
It was just one of the first things I read upon waking up, and couldn't formulate my thoughts that well.
^Yay!
Now that people like my pony fan-fiction, I finally like myself! *checks ceiling for a bucket of blood*
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I liked both Justice and Lazuli's stuff from last night. It was pretty funny.
CA: That sounds like the kind of place they'd show on American Pickers. My mom watches that show whenever she gets the chance.
^^^Actually, I liked your last update where you somehow marry a porn-star in the future and she's such a bitch that somehow it's a good thing when she dies in a tornado.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Gator: Heh, my mother made that comparison too. It was a pretty cool place.
Also, traffic lights are much larger up close than you would think from seeing them on the road. To get an idea, each lens on a typical US signal head is 12 inches in diameter.
(8-inch lenses also exist but are less common these days.)
I'm starting to think it'd be kind of funny but sort of ridiculous if I write the scene in Tagged where Tre and Nora square off in DUEDLY LASER TAG as if Nora's hunting him at first.
I mean, he's not the most skilled DJ in the world (he's really technically not a DJ at all), but his stuff is just so catchy. It's taking the chorus of every song ever and making them into a gigantic superchorus.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I had a QB and a DT land on mine :(
what the fuck
I COME FROM THE FUTURE TO BRING GOODLY TIDINGS
what kind of tidings
YOU WILL MARRY A PORN STAR
sweet.
NOT REALLY, SHE'S KIND OF A BITCH
oh.
BUT SHE DIES IN A TORNADO ACCIDENT SO IT'S OKAY
that sounds horrible, actually.
NONSENSE. YOU'LL LOVE IT
wait why would there be tornadoes in Appalachia anyway?
THERE AREN'T, YOU MOVE TO NEVADA
Men Without Hats > everything.
also you know how sometimes you say a word too often and it stops sounding like a word?
I think that's happened with me and Ron Paul. Or as my <educated> friends know him, RONPAUL2012!! RONPAUL2012!! RONPAUL2012!!
they're insisting that votes for him are being thrown away and such. They've yet to catch on that you can't really believe things random people on Youtube say.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's essentially the culmination of two or three hours of self-meditation. Since this was good enough to get reblogged by someone I don't even know, I think you guys might get a kick out of it.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
and yet no one cares when I pretend to be a Sangheli shipmaster. *shakes fist in apathetic fury*
unrelatedly
"If I Had a Boat" by Lyle Lovett is quite possibly one of my favorite songs ever.
I liked the pony thing too, Justice.
^Ooh, awesome!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
What I did?
Perhaps it was.
*Philosoraptor Stance*
If you make a parody of something comedic, is the parody serious?
I aim to please (not really, but whatevs)
god I love GirlTalk.
I mean, he's not the most skilled DJ in the world (he's really technically not a DJ at all), but his stuff is just so catchy. It's taking the chorus of every song ever and making them into a gigantic superchorus.