You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So because my family is moving, Mother and I went to Meijer (a Midwestern chain of big-box stores) and asked for some boxes.
We were generously given many that look like this:
I found it interesting that nearly all the Kellogg's boxes forgo the product's logo in favor of simply spelling out the brand name in Franklin Gothic.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
The idea of putting stuff for moving in cereal-shipping boxes is kind of funny for some reason.
And speaking of cereal-shipping, Rice Krispies/Cocoa Puffs
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Crispx and Pop-Tarts are delicious.
So, who here learned about Cortes and not Pizarro, in school?
I learned all about how Cortes kicked Aztec ass, but nary a mention of Pizarro, who historians regard as the most impressive given that he had less men and fought against more peeps.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I learned about both of them, but I can't remember how much I learned about each of them in school.
I also learned a little about Hernando de Soto, partly because he explored part of the area that would become the state I live in.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oxford Comma's Family Dining
Tennessee's finest, even if it's sometimes spicy
2 miles, Exit 39 then left
chef why have you mounted thsi billaorad
because, waiterman, i vound us a nother reastaurnt to work at until ours is fixed
but che,f ours reopoens on June 1st!
that...jcould be true
it is.
iahave the peapers from the contractor right in this folder
but June 1th is a long time away
it's 5 days, chef!
even you can wait 5 damn days!
look , just give this new wrestaurant a try, please
it jused to belong to my mom
sigh. fine.
good, it's this way
i am now pulling into the parking lot, putting my acar's transmission in "park", setting the brake, and getting out of the car with you.
why are you annoucing all this
because the people can only read the text
whateever
chef, there's a sign on the door
ATTENTION: Oxford Comma's Family Dining will be closing its doors permanently on July 19, 2000. Thank you for your support over the years. -- Chef's Mother
...well, thatw as a complete waste of time, eh waiterman
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
even if it's sometimes spicy
I can't help but wonder several things about this. Like how spicy it is, what exactly is in it, and how many people protested the spiciness.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I saw that this morning. I like the three-eyed smiley face and the swimming pool.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Now I'm thinking that the reason Oxford Comma's went out of business was that the anti-spice activists got their way.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
"Anti-spice activists" wouldn't sound too out-of-place in the world of chef and waiterman. I don't know why I'm leaving their names uncapitalized.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
What would their protest signs be like?
SPICE KILLS
SOME DON'T LIKE IT HOT
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I HATE, WHAT I REALLY REALLY HATE
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The place is abandoned; why would anyone go out and take down the sign?
Now I'm wondering what YouTube would be like if they'd begun in 1995 instead of 2005. Complaints about the Spice Girls or Hanson instead of Bieber and Nicki Minaj, maybe?
Squid: Arthritis is specifically joint inflammation; "arthr-" is from the Greek arthron "joint". So if it's hurting somewhere other than your knuckles, it's probably just muscle pain.
It's bad because I'm still kind of lonely and I'm nervous about a trip I'm going on tomorrow. We don't go on vacations anymore; we go to see my brother, which is stressful in and of itself. :(
I do, but being that he's in prison, just going to see him is a pain. We have to drive down there, which takes several hours (the prisons are far away from Northern Virginia; I get the feeling this is intentional), then go through security, and then once you're in, you're there the whoooooooole day with nothing else to do but talk.
And while I don't mind going to see him, it'd be better if we could do something other than sit in a plastic chair in a cafeteria and talk to him for 4-6 hours. :/
I don't think we can bring stuff in, but we are allowed to buy food from the vending machines and give it to him, or at least we were at Mecklenburg. He's at Augusta now, and we've never been there before. (And to be honest, we're not even sure if he's at Augusta right now; he might have been moved again, since he wanted to be somewhere else and they moved him to Augusta because of a paperwork screwup.)
Squid: Of course. I still talk to several of my friends from my IRC days, even though I haven't been on IRC in ages (and neither have they, in many cases).
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I wasn't left with a very favourable impression of either.
YAY LESBIANS
Oxford Comma's Family Dining will be closing its doors permanently on July 19, 2000. Thank you for your support over the years.
-- Chef's Mother
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
TOONAMI
I have been reduced to just watching the bumps on Youtube as insanekashi009 uploads them
and yet I am still hyped.
Really wanna see Deadman Wonderland and Casshern Sins though, response has been positive so far.