i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
(preemptively adds "Justice's pony roleplay" to the Grand High List of Trash Heap Memes)
I'm guessing Twilight's stressed out over a deadline again.
Twilight is never not high on drugs stressed out over a deadline. She has a minimum of ten deadlines she's running late on at any given time, even the the deadlines only exist in her own head.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Hmmmph...
What?
You seem to be spending a lot more time with the other ponies. and not moi.
Sorry Rarity, you know you're best pony, it's just that...
It's just that WHAT, darling?
You're harder to make come off as crazy...
OH, WOE IS ME! MY SANITY KEEPS ME FROM THE LIMELIGHT! AM I DESTINED TO LIVE THIS LIFE OF SANE MEDIOCRITY?! DESTINED TO BE IN THE WELL GROUNDED SHADOWS AS MY FRIENDS SOAK UP THE DELIGHTFUL RAYS OF THE THE INSANE SUN?!
I stand corrected...still, now that all you get negatively criticized less from fashion critics, either because your clothing making has improved or they've cottoned on to the fact that your critics keep disappearing because of your brutal murd...
AHEM
*rolls eyes* Brutal AND sexy murders...
Thank you.
You've been cooped up just making regular...
*narrows eyes*
... albeit FABULOUS clothes instead of skinning ponies alive while wearing the jewel encrusted, tanned leather skin of your victims.
OH SADNESS! INFINITE SADNESS! I'M CURSED WITH THIS MAGIC HORN THAT SPINS STRAW INTO GOLD SO THAT THE FASHION WORLD LOVES ME AND NONE DARES TO DISLIKE THE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WORK THAT I'VE MADE! IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO IMPEDE THE DYNAMO OF FASHION CREATIVITY THAT IS ME.
You can try drinking heavily before work. You'll probably churn out some crap dresses then...or sew yourself to one...Either way, it should kill a Saturday pretty handily... figuratively speaking, that is.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
That's a very good question. It might just be me, but the forum seems to be a lot less active as of late.
I try to post this every time someone starts going off about how climate change is going to cause the earth to spin off its axis and into the sun. Good stuff.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I should probably mention that eunuchs in ancient chine often enjoyed special access to the Emperor that few others could get. They where basically the only ones allowed to hang out with the Emperor and his wives/concubines as there was no fear of them impregnating the royal women.
In this case, ten eunuchs had been using their influences for years to basically run the country from the shadows. A bunch of the other ministers and military officials are sick of it at this point and scheming while the eunuchs scheme back.
(Sunburn makes me grouchy, this post was moronic.)
Second attempt: >I try to post this every time someone starts going off about how climate change is going to cause the earth to spin off its axis and into the sun. Good stuff.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
what'll Imi think of that?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
here we go
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
SOMEONE POSTED INSANITY WOOD
HOORAY
I'm home from work a tad early
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And the minute I saw the Insanity Wood macro, I thought Imi had posted it.
And it turns out that Imi is here.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
...Long story short, I had a really refreshing Sabbath and I'm feeling better than I have all week.
Second attempt:
>I try to post this every time someone starts going off about how climate change is going to cause the earth to spin off its axis and into the sun. Good stuff.
So that's absolutely never, then.