You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Rice Krispies Treats cereal always struck me as bizarrely recursive as a kid, even though I didn't know "recursive" was the word to describe that concept.
Also the phrase "'90s kid" makes me cringe; I associate it with my dumb 17-year-old nostalgia phase
BABBITT EFFECT: Child gibbers nonsense all the time. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child doesn't care because all his playmates think he's cool.
BARTÓK EFFECT: Child becomes more and more dissonant. Has trouble maintaining harmony with his peers. Difficulty following rules. Presents an increasingly bad tone overall and is unable to resolve anything.
BEETHOVEN EFFECT: Child spends far too much time at the keyboard and goes deaf. (If the child doesn't suffer from deafness, it's the Wakeman effect).
BRAHMS EFFECT: Child is able to speak beautifully as long as his sentences contain a multiple of three words (3, 6, 9, 12, etc.). However, his sentences containing 4 or 8 words are strangely uninspired.
BRUCKNER EFFECT: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains reputation for profundity.
GLASS EFFECT: Child tends to repeat himself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
IVES EFFECT: Child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations at once.
LISZT EFFECT: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important.
MAHLER EFFECT: Child continually screams, at great length and volume, that he's dying.
SCHOENBERG EFFECT: Child never repeats a word until he's used all the other words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talks backwards. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child blames them for their inability to understand him.
STOCKHAUSEN EFFECT: All you get out of the child is an atonal cacophony, but those around him are conned into believing it has some sort of artistic merit.
STRAVINSKY EFFECT: Child is prone to savage, guttural and profane outbursts that often lead to fighting and pandemonium in the preschool.
TAVENER EFFECT: Child sings a lot.
WAGNER EFFECT: Child becomes a megalomaniac. May eventually marry his sister.
And finally ….
CAGE EFFECT: Child says absolutely nothing for 4 minutes, 33 seconds. Preferred by 9 out of 10 classroom teachers.
AOR EFFECT: Child speaks melodically, fluently and emotionally and at great length about epic themes and battles between elemental good and evil.
BACHARACH EFFECT: Most of the time, child helps other children to become famous rather than becoming famous itself.
BJORK EFFECT: Child alternately whispers and screams.
BLACK METAL EFFECT: As for death metal, but also develops liking for cosmetics and has delusions of being a Viking .
BLUES EFFECT: Child talks lyrically and dolefully. Sentences follow chord progression over 5, 8 or 12 bars before repeating.
BOWIE EFFECT: Child goes through 5 different looks by the end of pre-school, dates a supermodel and branches out into commercial and Internet ventures before GCSEs and ends up the wealthiest kid in 6th form. Teachers and parents still assume he's on drugs.
CLAYDERMAN EFFECT: Child is technically very proficient, but his execution of tasks lacks feeling.
DEATH METAL EFFECT: Child speaks in incoherent guttural croaks and spends early school years on medication for a throat infection.
DOOM METAL EFFECT: Child speaks slowly and satanically with ponderous pauses between sentences. Teachers suspect drugs and ritual abuse.
DUB EFFECT: Child sounds laid back to the point of being sedated, but somehow hangs in there.
FARIAN EFFECT: Child speaks beautifully but selects more photogenic child to mime for him. Photogenic child becomes famous, is no longer content to mime, but is considered a fraud. Meanwhile, the real speaker has already hired another child to mime for him.
FOLK EFFECT: The listener must stick a finger in his own ear to best appreciate the child's off-key utterances.
FUNK EFFECT: Child chants or shouts in rhythmic syncopated fashion. Teachers feel like dancing.
GOTH EFFECT: Child speaks slowly and mournfully and is treated for suicidal depression. Drives others to suicide first.
GRINDCORE EFFECT: Child screams noisily and randomly for up to 2 minutes at a time while banging fists arrhythmically. Indistinguishable from tantrums.
INDUSTRIAL EFFECT: Child makes atonal cacophony interspersed with barking and high-pitched screaming. Is initially applauded for non-traditional use of vocal capacity, but is eventually diagnosed as both tone-deaf and insane. Child lives in padded cell to give the rest of the family respite.
JAMES BLUNT PARADOX: child is immensely popular, although no other child will publicly admit to being his friend.
JAZZ EFFECT: Child improvises speech in syncopated polyrhythms, often echoing what is said to him. May descend into freeform sentence structure that rambles on and on without ever coming to the point.
KRAFTWERK EFFECT: Child has fantasies of being a robot.
RAP EFFECT: Child has good sense of rhythm and rhyme, speaks rapidly, improvises easily, but shows preoccupation with negative aspects of urban culture. Child's first word is bitch. Parents blame ADHD and Tourette's syndrome.
TOASTING EFFECT: Child talks wittily, inaccurately and rhythmically about the foibles of his listeners, to their excruciating embarrassment and everyone else's enjoyment. Is considered a wise-ass.
WAKEMAN EFFECT: Like Beethoven Effect, but without deafness.
ZAPPA EFFECT: Torn between a need to experiment and a need to conform, child saddles classmates with bizarre nick-names like dweezel.
went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics: Nov 11 1988 114-103 Nov 30 1988 110-106 Apr 4 1989 115-97 Apr 23 1989 121-117 Jan 17 1990 100-90 Feb 28 1990 112-107 Mar 25 1990 116-94 Apr 17 1990 102-101 Jan 18 1991 105-96 Mar 24 1991 113-96 Apr 21 1991 103-100 Jan 20 1992 116-110 CLUE 4: Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog: Nov 30 1988 Apr 4 1989 Jan 18 1991 Jan 20 1992 CLUE 5: “Got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night” beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public: Jan 18 1991 Jan 20 1992 CLUE 6: Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..
The ONLY day where: Yo MTV Raps was on air It was a clear and smogless day Beepers were commercially sold Lakers beat the SuperSonics and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
(preemptively adds "Justice's pony roleplay" to the Grand High List of Trash Heap Memes)
I'm guessing Twilight's stressed out over a deadline again.
Comments
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Yes yes I was since Starfox was released on the Super NES
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I miss Butterfinger BBs. :(
BABBITT EFFECT: Child gibbers nonsense all the time. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child doesn't care because all his playmates think he's cool.
BARTÓK EFFECT: Child becomes more and more dissonant. Has trouble maintaining harmony with his peers. Difficulty following rules. Presents an increasingly bad tone overall and is unable to resolve anything.
BEETHOVEN EFFECT: Child spends far too much time at the keyboard and goes deaf. (If the child doesn't suffer from deafness, it's the Wakeman effect).
BRAHMS EFFECT: Child is able to speak beautifully as long as his sentences contain a multiple of three words (3, 6, 9, 12, etc.). However, his sentences containing 4 or 8 words are strangely uninspired.
BRUCKNER EFFECT: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains reputation for profundity.
GLASS EFFECT: Child tends to repeat himself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
IVES EFFECT: Child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations at once.
LISZT EFFECT: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important.
MAHLER EFFECT: Child continually screams, at great length and volume, that he's dying.
SCHOENBERG EFFECT: Child never repeats a word until he's used all the other words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talks backwards. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child blames them for their inability to understand him.
STOCKHAUSEN EFFECT: All you get out of the child is an atonal cacophony, but those around him are conned into believing it has some sort of artistic merit.
STRAVINSKY EFFECT: Child is prone to savage, guttural and profane outbursts that often lead to fighting and pandemonium in the preschool.
TAVENER EFFECT: Child sings a lot.
WAGNER EFFECT: Child becomes a megalomaniac. May eventually marry his sister.
And finally ….
CAGE EFFECT: Child says absolutely nothing for 4 minutes, 33 seconds. Preferred by 9 out of 10 classroom teachers.
AOR EFFECT: Child speaks melodically, fluently and emotionally and at great length about epic themes and battles between elemental good and evil.
BACHARACH EFFECT: Most of the time, child helps other children to become famous rather than becoming famous itself.
BJORK EFFECT: Child alternately whispers and screams.
BLACK METAL EFFECT: As for death metal, but also develops liking for cosmetics and has delusions of being a Viking .
BLUES EFFECT: Child talks lyrically and dolefully. Sentences follow chord progression over 5, 8 or 12 bars before repeating.
BOWIE EFFECT: Child goes through 5 different looks by the end of pre-school, dates a supermodel and branches out into commercial and Internet ventures before GCSEs and ends up the wealthiest kid in 6th form. Teachers and parents still assume he's on drugs.
CLAYDERMAN EFFECT: Child is technically very proficient, but his execution of tasks lacks feeling.
DEATH METAL EFFECT: Child speaks in incoherent guttural croaks and spends early school years on medication for a throat infection.
DOOM METAL EFFECT: Child speaks slowly and satanically with ponderous pauses between sentences. Teachers suspect drugs and ritual abuse.
DUB EFFECT: Child sounds laid back to the point of being sedated, but somehow hangs in there.
FARIAN EFFECT: Child speaks beautifully but selects more photogenic child to mime for him. Photogenic child becomes famous, is no longer content to mime, but is considered a fraud. Meanwhile, the real speaker has already hired another child to mime for him.
FOLK EFFECT: The listener must stick a finger in his own ear to best appreciate the child's off-key utterances.
FUNK EFFECT: Child chants or shouts in rhythmic syncopated fashion. Teachers feel like dancing.
GOTH EFFECT: Child speaks slowly and mournfully and is treated for suicidal depression. Drives others to suicide first.
GRINDCORE EFFECT: Child screams noisily and randomly for up to 2 minutes at a time while banging fists arrhythmically. Indistinguishable from tantrums.
INDUSTRIAL EFFECT: Child makes atonal cacophony interspersed with barking and high-pitched screaming. Is initially applauded for non-traditional use of vocal capacity, but is eventually diagnosed as both tone-deaf and insane. Child lives in padded cell to give the rest of the family respite.
JAMES BLUNT PARADOX: child is immensely popular, although no other child will publicly admit to being his friend.
JAZZ EFFECT: Child improvises speech in syncopated polyrhythms, often echoing what is said to him. May descend into freeform sentence structure that rambles on and on without ever coming to the point.
KRAFTWERK EFFECT: Child has fantasies of being a robot.
RAP EFFECT: Child has good sense of rhythm and rhyme, speaks rapidly, improvises easily, but shows preoccupation with negative aspects of urban culture. Child's first word is bitch. Parents blame ADHD and Tourette's syndrome.
TOASTING EFFECT: Child talks wittily, inaccurately and rhythmically about the foibles of his listeners, to their excruciating embarrassment and everyone else's enjoyment. Is considered a wise-ass.
WAKEMAN EFFECT: Like Beethoven Effect, but without deafness.
ZAPPA EFFECT: Torn between a need to experiment and a need to conform, child saddles classmates with bizarre nick-names like dweezel.
duuuuuuuuuuuude
now that is 90s
went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..
The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
JANUARY 20 1992
National Good Day Day
-Donovan
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Computes does not
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis