The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I wish I could talk about something, but I should probably go to bed so I can wake up at a reasonable time tomorrow.

    Good night, everyone. See you tomorrow.
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  • That cocktail was much better than I was expecting it to be.
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  • it seems like all of my writer friends are writing dark dystopian things

    Compared to Stuck, it's kind of weird, but I'm not complaining
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Summer weather is finally here to stay in Candy Valley, it seems.

    I hate the summers here. City Hall has already started to melt again, and having the chocolate-workers out here every day to patch it up is a huge drain on the budget. Not to mention that the melting streets are starting to get sticky...Granny Gumdrop keeps calling and complaining because her car gets stuck when she leaves it illegally parked in front of that fireplug.
  • May I recommend solving the problem with fire
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    See, we ticket Granny Gumdrop every time, but she never pays the tickets. We tried towing her car, but...well, the cable snapped and injured 3 bystanders. Apparently licorice isn't rated for towing old ladies' massive station wagons.

    Eventually we gave up and just installed a second fire hydrant a few feet away...but then she bought a second car and started parking next to that one too. Now we're not really sure what to do except cross our fingers and hope no buildings catch on fire.
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  • edited 2012-05-26 00:57:28
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Sometimes, I wish I had more self confident...and didn't live with an abusive bunny.
    Hah! You just need to figure out that lack of self confidence is something you bury deep inside you and hide beneath a mask of fake confidence. *sniff*
    Are you crying.
    *sob* NOOOO! I'm too cool to cry and harbor self doubts about my ability or how other ponies feel about me....
    YOU SUCK,  RAINBOW CRASH!
    WHAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA...

    Why would you do something mean like that?
    Her tears sustain me.
    I'm sorry I asked.
    Soooo, how do we stop Nightmare Moon? The elements of Harmony?
    Pre-paid subscription card to SWTOR.
    Nice to see the the problems of Equestria can be solved with 30 dollars American.
    Do you know how much CHEMICALS I have to take to open a Portal to Earth?!
    Yeah, but you'd take them anyways.
    ...shut up...


    I'm not sure why I've decided the main thread is the best place for bizzare, MLP:FiM self-insert fan-fiction...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What was the origin of the Gamer Luna meme, anyway?
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I've seen some fan-art of her and Celestia playing games. Though, honestly, I mostly thought it would be funny if Luna became a game addict after a millennium of having nothing to do.

    Course, Equestria doesn't have video games, but she probably got them from the same place Twilight got drugs....which is code for "I just drove the last few posts off rule of funny."
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I asked because I've seen it elsewhere as well; John Joseco's Ask Princess Molestia blog features Gamer Luna as a side character.

  • "I'm not sure why I've decided the main thread is the best place for bizzare, MLP:FiM self-insert fan-fiction..."

    Yes, this thread has truly lost its way, straying from its original purpose of exclusively talking about MTG.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rar
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roar
  • The sadness will last forever.
    boar
  • The sadness will last forever.
    boat
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bat
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    Clearly, this is a thing.
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  • The sadness will last forever.

    la la la la la jewels

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Justice did you forget about YOUR KING and his child and the Five Singers REstauratnt? Of course they didn't have an many ponies in them...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If Chef and Waiterman were ponies, what would their cutie marks be?

    Not anything restaurant-related, I'm guessing, because food service is clearly not their special talent.
  • edited 2012-05-26 02:36:55
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I MADE A PONISONA, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THIS IS THE SHIT I DO IF LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES.

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    im going to get my cutie mark for sure waiterman

    chef you already got it
    as near ias can tell it appears to be a bong

    im going to get my second cutie mark waiterman

    chef you made that up

    i refuse to be a slave to that one night in highschool

    you where high a solid month before that night and you didnt styop onec you got your cutie mark 
    youre still high now

    baking is going to be my new cutie mark

    we need anj oven for that chef and youre not alowed fire making materials

    i know that
    thats why i purchased all this bread
    and im going to tape it all together
    and paint it

    you mean frost it

    details

    whatever i hope you get lead poisoning and die

    hows that self rightious prick cutie mark treating you waiterman?

    shut up
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why is that so funny
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    CHILD, THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO ASCEND TO GODHOOD!

    father, you can't just make a horn and wings out of cardboard and tape them to yourself to become an alicorn

    SILENCE CHILD. I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING AND I KNOW THAT

    then why did you do it?

    THIS MERELY THE FIRST STEP. WE WILL GO TO THE LIBRARY AND REPEAT THE PROCESS STAR SWIRL THE BEARDED DID TO MAKE ME INTO IN ALICORN

    father you can't use magic

    I AM DESTINED FOR GREATNESS, MY CUTIE MARK IS PROOF

    it might be a crown, but it looks like it was drawn on with crayon

    THAT MAKES IT NO LESS REAL

    yes, I know...

    WE WILL GO TO THE LIBRARY AND SEARCH THROUGH STAR SWIRL'S PERSONAL SPELLS

    what makes you think they'll let you in?

    THE GUARDS ARE A HORRIBLE JUDGE OF CHARACTER
    THEY'VE LET ME IN MANY TIMES

    probably because they know you can't do magic

    THEN HOW DID I SUMMON CERBERUS FROM THE GATES OF TARTARUS?

    that's...that's actually a really good question

    but, that had to be coincidence....

    OH YEAH!? CERBERUS! OBEY YOUR KING AND RETURN TO PONYVILLE AT ONCE!

    father, I don't think..

    KAIaaaaah
    Oh no! Cerberus is back!
    WHY DOES EVERYTHING WE LOVE HAVE TO BE SO FLAMMABLE?!
    SON OF A BITCH! NOT AGAIN!

    i think...I think i need to lay down...
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I think I'm having pony withdrawals, or something...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hammer time
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  • The sadness will last forever.
    nighty night heap
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Morby.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So in between moving-related errands and watching Korra, I got started on my last few assignments of this quarter. It feels good, somehow...this is the first time since 2010 that I'll have completed a full school year, and it's been a damn busy school year, even outside of school, so finally wrapping it up feels like seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

    Add to that the holiday weekend and the fact that I've got a decent lead on a job--albeit a temporary one--and I feel pretty damn good right now. I decided to celebrate by wearing a dress, which I haven't done in a while. Of course I chose the lightest, least substantial one I have, because LOLNOCENTRALAIR, but still.
  • edited 2012-05-26 03:32:31
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I wonder if SE2 EP5 was the first episode to not have Twilight in it given that people marked her absence. 

    An episode having little to no Twilight Sparkle seems pedestrian, now. 

    ^ Yay! Taking care of business and dresses!

    Though, I do not wear dresses.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It was indeed, and one of only three not to have her in them at all (the other two are "Family Appreciation Day" and "Putting Your Hoof Down").
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    @Justice,

    Why is the Pony using a PS2/PS3 pad to play Starfox?

    Are you familiar with the old Robot phrase "Does not compute"?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's an Equestria game console; it's different from our Earth ones. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Columbus area seems to have two completely unrelated streets called Powell Avenue. So an address given on just "Powell Ave" is in a completely different part of town than address on "N Powell Ave" or "S Powell Ave".

    I get that these streets were probably laid out like 200 years ago and this wouldn't have been an issue, but come on.

    This is, of course, disregarding the Powell Road that can be found just a bit north of here. PICK A DIFFERENT NAME, DAMMIT
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I kinda want to go through and find as many repeated street names in the Columbus area as I can.

    So far I have:
    • Powell (Avenue, Avenue, Road)
    • Hamilton (Avenue, Road)
    • Broadway, North Broadway (the latter of which is actually "E. North Broadway" and "W. North Broadway")
    • Numerous repetitions of "Main Street" throughout various suburbs
  • edited 2012-05-26 04:47:21
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason that made me think of the time I tried finding markets in which both NewsEdge and News Matrix were used. I found Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas (NewsEdge was on KDAF, and a version of News Matrix bearing the WFAA logo was used on that station), Sacramento, California (NewsEdge was on KMAX, and News Matrix was on KTXL), and Augusta, Georgia (NewsEdge was on WAGT and News Matrix was briefly on WJBF).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    AU, when we get a house I'm totally posting this in our driveway:

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ooh, what would the neighbors think of living near the royal couple?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We're totally gonna be the freaks of our neighborhood, aren't we?

    I had the thought of installing a traffic signal above the near end of our driveway (away from the actual street) solely for decorative purposes, but I don't know if there would be legal issues in case it was mistaken for an official traffic control device.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, while driving around Whitehall on Thursday, I came across a house where the homeowner had taken it upon himself not only to install a street name blade for his driveway (presumably bearing his family's last name?) but to install a stop sign at the end of his driveway.

    This setup was entirely nonsensical--the stop sign faced outwards, which would mean it applies to people turning into the driveway from the street instead of the other way around--which makes me think he somehow thought that was decorative.
  • edited 2012-05-26 07:00:48
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