The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I'd be a poor fit for the military because even though I love my country I have always had a strong dislike of following instructions, rules, ect.


    Which as I understand it are pretty important in the military.
  • I was actually thinking that (since the cover of the original is a picture of you, given what I now refer to as the Tre treatment), the cover of the remix album could be a picture of me given a similar treatment, but in purple instead of green (as purple is the opposite of green)

    if you'd be okay with that.

    I'm fine with it! I like it.

    The single covers could also get similar purple layers.

    (also, do you think we should release the remix album on the Skullboy Bandcamp or on yours?)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I wanted to be in the military at one point.

    In hindsight I'm not really sure what I was thinking.  My parents were very against it.
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    Just Fox news being awesome.
  • The Skullboy Bandcamp, it's a joint project.

    I wanted to be in the military at one point.

    Almost half of my graduating class wants to join the military. :/

    Most of the reasoning amounts to "cuz I gets to SHEWT PEOPLE", though fortunately not all of them think like that.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I would kill myself if I were in the military.

    I say this in all seriousness.
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  • cuz I gets to SHEWT PEOPLE


    I can't imagine those sorts lasting there long...
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    What the hell kind of a surname is Knowledge, anyway
  • I need like

    five bucks in quarters

    I want to go to the pizza shop and get those little voodoo doll necklaces out of the gumball machine.

    I can't imagine those sorts lasting there long...

    Neither can I.

    I absolutely pity the ones who think they're going to get away with "just being a cook or something" and having the military pay for their education....

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    I am going to buy a Dr. Pepper using 143 pennies.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    To be perfectly honest, I think I'm a bit too sensitive to have any successful career in the military, even in a non-combat position. The fact that I am a 260-pound (albeit slowly but steadily getting slimmer), somewhat sedentary nerd doesn't help matters much.
  • edited 2012-05-24 23:29:06
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >cuz I gets to SHEWT PEOPLE

    It certainly wasn't that.

    I think it was more that I felt I needed the discipline, and that it would give my life a purpose of sorts.  It might have done me some good, I don't know.

    I don't think I'd have been a good fit for it, all the same.
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    oh my god, gotta quit heroin
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Yay for unnecessary capitalization!

    Make way for the next great superhero, Kenton Man, with the power of Heroin!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I never thought I'd be fit for the military either. I grew up with an abusive father who smacked me around for not acting tough enough among other things. Then one day I decided to do it, and not only was I going to do so, I was going to go the hardest route possible so I chose the USMC. 

    Now I'm out in the world, going to school, richer in every way and smarter for it. Those folks in are just the same as you and me, in fact, they have a lot in common with here. My drill instructors not only found my webcomic, they liked it. And posted it all over the company back at the recruit depot. I'm not making this up.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I'd be a poor fit for the military because even though I love my country I have always had a strong dislike of following instructions, rules, ect.



    Which as I understand it are pretty important in the military.
    I'm the same way. I despise authority, which has always been a problem for me.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I never wanted to be in the military because I dislike war. I know this assumes that I'd be deployed, but still.
  • Now I'm out in the world, going to school, richer in every way and smarter for it. Those folks in are just the same as you and me, in fact, they have a lot in common with here. My drill instructors not only found my webcomic, they liked it. And posted it all over the company back at the recruit depot. I'm not making this up.

    People have told me this before, but I think the key difference is that rather than simply being "a wimp", I'm actively averse to violence in general. 

    And sure, I believe that they liked your comic. But there's also not a guarantee I'd get a unit that good, I might get a shit one, y'know.

    I actually have a friend named Tom who's going into the marines, and I have to say that he's pretty much the only person entering the military from my grad class that I'd actually trust with a gun. He's prone to dark humor, but that's about it.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Well, the good news is for most people the Marines kills any love for guns they might have while going in.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So apparently my problems with skippy, choppy playback from PulseAudio are caused by high CPU load. Which is why it happens only intermittently, as when I'm running a YouTube video in Flash Player.

    Now if only I could figure out how to fix this.
  • Well, the good news is for most people the Marines kills any love for guns they might have while going in.



    Tom is the only one going into the Marines. The rest are going into some other branch.

    The only other one who sticks out in my mind is the one who's convinced he's going to be in charge of an artillery unit even though he doesn't know geometry. Which is a bit important with artillery, am I wrong?

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    ham sandie

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    ANDREW W.K.
  • Generation Xbox: How Videogames Invaded Hollywood

    sometimes I just see the title of an article, and make myself promise me that I'll never, ever read it.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    I'd be a poor fit for the military because even though I love my country I have always had a strong dislike of following instructions, rules, ect.



    Which as I understand it are pretty important in the military.
    I'm the same way. I despise authority, which has always been a problem for me.
    ...Said the site admin. :P
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    garfield the cat
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    ANDREW W.K.

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.


    The only other one who sticks out in my mind is the one who's convinced he's going to be in charge of an artillery unit even though he doesn't know geometry. Which is a bit important with artillery, am I wrong?

    To enlist into that specialty? No. They're going to teach him the geometry stuff after boot camp, and if he can't cut the mustard, he'll be drop to a less mentally challenging MOS. Like infantry. (Which is not to say that infantry grunts are dumb, one of the kids in my company who went infantry was a 17 year old with his Master's in Chemistry.)

    For enlisted, everything is broken down for the lowest common denominator and it's pretty damn low. They even teach you how to brush your teeth because kids going in don't even know how to do that. For officers, it's way different. If he showed up looking for a commission as an artillery officer and didn't even know pythagoream's theorem, he'd be told to take his shit and leave (literally)

  • ^^Something's off about that guy.

    To enlist into that specialty? No. They're going to teach him the geometry stuff after boot camp, and if he can't cut the mustard, he'll be drop to a less mentally challenging MOS. Like infantry. (Which is not to say that infantry grunts are dumb, one of the kids in my company who went infantry was a 17 year old with his Master's in Chemistry.)

    I see.

    For enlisted, everything is broken down for the lowest common denominator and it's pretty damn low. They even teach you how to brush your teeth because kids going in don't even know how to do that.

    Yeah.

    I try to avoid being judgmental about that kind of thing but....yeesh.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tomorrow is an important day in Imi World.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    garfield the cat

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  • Justice, you should submit that to Square Root of Minus Garfield.

    Imipolex: Y so?

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Bets are that he won't last, if he makes it through screening at MEPS. The mental cases don't last too long. Also the loudest mouths usually get cut first in boot camp. My platoon was at 30% from our original size from day 1 at our graduation.
  • derp derp derp scrolling through my album collection

    >come across Fisher's Kingdom, which you totally forgot you made

    :D

    >there's only one song left of it

    D:

    Bets are that he won't last, if he makes it through screening at MEPS. The mental cases don't last too long. Also the loudest mouths usually get cut first in boot camp. My platoon was at 30% from our original size from day 1 at our graduation.

    I suppose that's a good thing.

    Don't want any Emiles in the squadron.

  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Andrew W.K. is my avatar
  • Jeez I found my old mashup of "Organ Donor" and "No Jumper Cables"

    this is from 2009? Christ.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    May 25th is the anniversary of when I began my existential crisis. It turns 18 tomorrow.

    ...if my existential crisis were a person, it could vote.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It could also purchase pornography!
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  • The Golden Age of Video is still pretty amazing.
  • Will the fact that your existential crisis can see boobs help, Imi?
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