The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    HAY JUYS

    I'm bored. :P
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Bored?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    bored (adj.) Wearied, suffering from ennui.
  • edited 2011-09-23 22:15:33
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...

    If I were to buy the Hallmark Channel I wonder what I'd do with it. I wonder what I'd do with the Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake and Summit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Burn them. Burn them all.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You should license Strawberry Shortcake to video game developers
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I do think $200 million is a lot for them, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ These will be better, though. They'll be Survival Horror games
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So would you play as one of the cute characters or would they be the antagonists?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I hadn't thought that far into my pitch. I figured you would've had security escort me out of the building by now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (You know I want to use one of my two remaining slots on him now.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wasn't even thinking of the sockpuppet when I said that. Though now I want to bring him here.
  • How is everypony?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ Horny. How are you, Pinkie?
  • Just dandy, and getting pumped up for the second episode, Oooh, MLP is my favorite series!

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But Pinkie you got [corrupted]!
  • Pinkie, -_-
  • edited 2011-09-23 23:36:36
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ Mine too! I really like this one character...she's pink...and I have her as my avatar...oh, I can't remember her name!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Alicorn Pinkie
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...did she scare everyone off with ULTIMATE PINKIE POWER

    (I almost typed "ULTIMARE", which sounds like a bad superhero name.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    More likely she accidentally killed everypony
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wonder what Applejack as a unicorn would be like
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Huh, that's interesting to think about. At the risk of Fantastic Racism, I think being an earth pony meshes well with her character. She's very down-to-earth, and she seems to enjoy the manual labor that she does for a living.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Discord should mess with their races.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    He did, remember? They were all earth ponies, albeit only briefly.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I should have expanded. Maybe get rid of Twilight and Rarity's horns and give them to Applejack and Rainbow, and give Rainbow and Fluttershy's wings to Pinkie and Rarity?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's interesting...Twilight and Rainbow's races are very much integral to their special talents (magic and flying, you know), and without magic Rarity would probably be worse off too...you can't really sew with hooves.

    The other three, though...I can imagine that unicornized Applejack would probably just continue behaving as she always has ("I didn't need magic before and I don't need it now!"). Pinkie Pie would probably find the wings more an amusement than anything else..."I can fly now! Wheeeee!" And Fluttershy pretty much acts like an earth pony anyway.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...if she was always a pegasus she'd probably go to Rainbow's house more often.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes I wonder how some of the episodes would have been different had Faust gone with her original plan of pegaus-Pinkie and earth-pony-Fluttershy.

    "Sonic Rainboom", in particular, but also their respective flashbacks in "Cutie Mark Chronicles".
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Dragonshy" may or may not have even existed at all.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I hadn't even thought of that one.

    I focused mainly on "Sonic Rainboom" because Cloudsdale is featured heavily in it, as do the obvious difference(s) between pegasi and the other races.
  • If anything, it seems like Dragonshy would have been easier if she didn't have wings, just so they wouldn't have to explain why she had to walk instead of fly. In general, the fact that Fluttershy isn't a very good flier makes it pretty easy to imagine the series with her as a earth pony.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...now I'm thinking about some sequence in "Starepony Conhooftest" that turns out to be a dream sequence.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They need to do an episode where everypony is brutally murdered but in the end it turns out to have been a sadistic fantasy of Sweetie Belle's
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I like "Starepony Conhooftest" better.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    B-but...emotionally disturbed filly!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Psycho Pinkie will be causing plenty of those. Or trying to.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Universal Media Studios dropped the B.S. and reverted to their pre-NBCU name on September 12:



    The swoosh is stupid.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, that's one of the most pointless swooshes I've ever seen.

    And that really is saying something.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's supposed to evoke the 1997 print logo.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Eh, not really seein' it. My mind parses the 1997 logo as a globe, but the swoosh in the new logo is just an annoying swoosh.

    I guess I can see what they were aiming for, though.
  • edited 2011-09-24 03:35:11
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...Unless you count changing hands from GE/Vivendi (Universal) to Comcast/GE, NBCU is one of the few of the half-dozen media giants not to be involved in a sale/merger (excluding the one that formed the company).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I am reading about the Dalton Highway in Alaska
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Though for a period of two days in January, GE owned NBCU outright.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Really? Huh.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...though what would they merge with? They have the key components of a megalith already (broadcast/cable networks, major movie studio).
  • I missed the pony talk :/

    How are yous?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Fine.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm fine, if a bit tired.

    How are you?
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