The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Large Marge
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    With the sleeping
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why are we at this bookstores again waitermn?

    i todld you chef
    until the restaurtnat is fixed next month we're going to have to look for other work

    oh, right
    i do need to cpay childs upport after all

    chef, i thought your wife was dead

    what she doesn't know hown't hurt her

    o...k then
    chef...what the fehll are you doing?

    isn't it sobvouis
    i'm chewing on this delcisious doctor who novel

    don't chew on the bmerchandise, chef
    that's how you got fired from the lats 3 bookstores

    that's oka
    i ogt revenge on the one by setting it on fire

    so that was you who did that!

    don't tell the arson investiagtolrs
    also i just made that up
    there never was another bokstore!

    but chef, i cdlearly remember working at hteh bookstore
    and getting fired from it
    and then the bookstore it self geting "fired" in a manner of speakin

    didn't happen

    but

    hallucination

    but chef

    get out of my ktiche

    this is a chcekcout counter, not a ktichn
    and no

    fine, just get back to work

    you're not my boss here

    i am if i say so

    no yu'r not
  • I want to know what happened to Pluto. (The dog, not the planet.) He dissappeared, like, half an hour into the first KH game and I don't think we ever see him again! *Hasn't actually beat KH I so yeah I dunno*
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  • Oh. I see. *Again, hasn't beat KH I so yeah*

     

    I should go to bed.

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    night night magi

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    shower then going to bed.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I just finished Final Fantasy II (not FF4) and holy shit no wonder that game was considered the black sheep of the older gen games. It was like they were giving us a taste of how much FF7 was going to suck years in advance
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Season 2: Episode 13

    Rarity is in a tizzy about the new cell phone law. Her busy life requires the convenience of making and receiving calls while on the road. Can Twilight figure out a solution and where the goddamn hell cellphones came from before Rarity is forced to use her bullshit future, yet not as future as cellphones phone that no one knows where it came from at the house? 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Heh, that sounds like the sort of PSA comic Linkara occasionally reviews. :lol:

    I'm off to bed now. Good night!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Night Lee.

    Also I love it when people take my nonsense and run with it.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I'm a king of taking other people's nonsense and running with it.

    Hell, I still have plans for "John Cougar Mellencamp's Homoerotic Bakery Adventure" when I have more time and don't have a huge bandage on my right index finger from cutting it while cleaning a cleaver. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Season 2: Episode 25-26

    Princess Cadence's very public party life becomes the talk of the kingdom when she gets pulled over and cited with a DUI. Will the judge through the book at her? Will she go to rehab and combat her addiction? Will Equestria ever be the same? Find out in this epic two-parter of My Little Highway Engineer: Efficient Traffic Control is Magic.
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    hoopla!

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For the first time ever I actually want to flesh out my Princessona, for some reason.

    Of course, I'm going to have a hard time not making her a mary sue, because, y'know, fuckin' royalty.
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    booop
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hey
  • edited 2012-05-23 03:27:16
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    For the first time ever I actually want to flesh out my Princessona, for some reason.


    Of course, I'm going to have a hard time not making her a mary sue, because, y'know, fuckin' royalty.
    If only the royal elite had more satiable sexual desires, we'd have more time to avoid the literary pitfuals that have befallen so many before us.
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    Hi
  • Rargh. Can't sleep.

    You know what annoys me? The fact that we keep seeing all these genderflipped Mario Bros parodies, but...Well, there's always the Mario sisters, but never Prince Peach.
  • Queen Bowser seems to be pretty rare too, but not to the same degree as Prince Peach. :/
  • I have no idea what I'm even talking about.
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  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    I really should start II though. I like the concept of stat training through more use.(but then again, Quest 64 introduced me to that lovely idea)
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  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

    It will make you fall asleep except during the parts when you are tearing your hair out. You will be torturing yourself and there will be no reward. :p

    Better stats is the reward to me. It does seem like it's much harder to do than doing it on Quest 64(that is, stat-training), but eh.
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  • edited 2012-05-23 06:03:48
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  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-23 08:46:45
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    screw pronoun-antecedent agreement

    it's the only real grammarish thing I cannot stand

    SERIOUSLY, WHY DO YOU EXIST AND WHY ARE YOU JUDGED UPON BY TEACHERS

  • In his first interview since arriving in America, blind Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng told reporters today that he is grateful to be in the United States but is already “sick of these Kardashians.”
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    waffles
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    gah still trying clean my brain
  • I seen a prisoner without a clause, living on a diet
    of dirt and water
    Being SLAPPED and SLICED because she didn't happen to
    agree with the WAR-DEN
    (He had an itchy trigger finger...)

    Jackboots battering a tattoo on the inside of my
    skull
    Militantly hankering for something never done
    High school memories, once a folly, are now reality
    due to sheer
    LACK of PRESENT
    Death without a trial... dyin ain't a trial...
    Dying ain't a curse but living sure is worse
    EACH EXPERIENCE BECOMES MY EPILOGUE

    Countin my ribs for the thousandth time
    Dyin on a diet of GRUEL and GRIME
    They fall down, they don't rise again
    Where the women are TRODDEN and FORGOTTEN are men
    They're giving birth to ORPHANS
    BLACK JEW GLUE
    The air is old, the comments are cold, I'm covered in
    lice and scabs and mold
    My days are numbered, I'm in a daze
    The door creaks open, the whole room prays...
    ENTER THE EXTERMINATOR... ENTER THE EXTERMINATOR

    I hear the sweet sound of syringes crushed underfoot
    See who set the homefires burning, see who set the
    husbands burning
    Make the accusation stick
    Morale is thin, the air is thick
    Hard earned self-esteem goes up in a puff of smoke
    I'm waitin to die... I'm waitin to die
    To much of a coward to snuff myself... GUESS I'LL JUST
    HAVE TO SUFFER MYSELF

    SHOULDER TO SHOULDER TO DETONATOR... ENTER THE
    EXTERMINATOR
    SHOULDER TO SHOULDER TO DETONATOR... ENTER THE
    EXTERMINATOR
    TERMINATE... TERMINATE... TERMINATE... TERMINATE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    With the heaping
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    Good morning, everyone. How are things?

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    -puts my brain in a blender-

     

    Yay.

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    X_x
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