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    Where do you people get all that money?
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I never really plan on ever eating at Chick-fil-A.

    What with their whole "donating to anti-gay charities" thing they have going on.
  • Justice42 said:

    I'm going to eat at "The Taco Time", I'm afraid I made an official declaration at the closest one to my house that all other Taco Times where frauds and most be wiped from the earth.


    What's great is I don't actually eat at taco time, so this has like no affect on my life one way or the other!
    IT MATTERS TO MEEEEEE

    /Super Organization
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Where do you people get all this money?

    Hey, now, it's not like I eat out every day! More like once a week, at most.
  • I never really plan on ever eating at Chick-fil-A.

    What with their whole "donating to anti-gay charities" thing they have going on.
    You're not missing much, their food is terrible.

    Where do you people get all that money?

    Twenty dollars isn't really "all that money", if you ask me.

    But if you really must know, support checks. Though I don't know why my dad still pays them, since I'm 18 now.
  • Where do you people get all that money?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Where do you people get all that money?
    I KNOW RIGHT

    *poor people solidarity hug*

    also i keep forgetting the quote button is a thing now
  • I will soon have a job. Most likely at the Wegmann's in Whitehall.

    One of the positions I applied for is "cheese curator". I am not sure what that entails, but it sounds amusing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good luck avoiding diabetes, Lazuli.
  • Anonus said:

    Good luck avoiding diabetes, Lazuli.

    Why did my mind read that as sarcasm.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-16 20:40:34
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    You're not missing much, their food is terrible.
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    (I don't blame you for not liking it, though, it's just your opinion and I respect it.)

    Also, frak yeah, Wegmans.
  • edited 2012-05-16 20:40:21
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ ...You never said that to me!
  • Tre said:

    You're not missing much, their food is terrible.
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    Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
  • edited 2012-05-16 20:41:24

    Sometimes I feel fat.


    Not as much as I used to.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel fat all the time...
  • I've only ever seen one picture of you, and iirc, you were quite skinny.

    I am clinically overweight.

    I need to start buying Hawaiian shirts, and soon.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-16 20:43:08
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    I always feel fat.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    We should start an exercise regiment

    You could burn that fat right off
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I've only ever seen one picture of you, and iirc, you were quite skinny.


    I am clinically overweight.

    I need to start buying Hawaiian shirts, and soon.
    What? No, I'm overweight as fuck...

    Unless you meant Naney.
  • But I don't even have anything to burn off.

    Nyehh, it's weird.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    You guys are making me feel skinny.

    That's weird.
  • CA: I was talking to Inane. I've never seen a picture of you.

    We should start an exercise regiment

    This is easier said than done.

    Though I will probably start going to the gym when my mom gets a job there.
  • I've only ever seen one picture of you, and iirc, you were quite skinny.

    I am clinically overweight.

    I need to start buying Hawaiian shirts, and soon.

    You have no clue how big my thighs are.


    Like no-one will believe I weigh 210 lbs because of the way my mass is distributed.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-16 20:45:21
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    I only weigh about 120 pounds, tops, but I eat like a grown man with an endless stomach.
  • edited 2012-05-16 20:45:27
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You too, CA.

    ...I think I might be slacking on my diet as of late...not as neat with it as I once was. :/
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    There's nothing wrong with large thighs, believe you me.
  • I am thinking of making myself a Creeper necklace in woodshop since I'll be done with my final project soon (making a pencil holder ftfw)
  • edited 2012-05-16 20:46:45
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I weigh 250 or so, but apparently I don't look it.

    I should probably stop having candy bars for breakfast...
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-16 20:47:49
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    My thighs are bigger than the rest of me.

    They're also very squishy.

    ^ You don't look like it, from what I've seen.
  • I don't even know how much I weigh.

    Somewhere in the order of "too much".

    I don't really look all that fat, I just have a big gut.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    My metabolism means I don't tend to gain weight, which I guess makes me fortunate.

    On the other hand both sides of my family have a history of diabetes, and I'll be very lucky if I manage to escape that.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-16 20:49:40
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    And apparently I'm not even 120, I'm about 115, according to my rents's bathroom scale just now.

    Gosh, I feel tiny-fat-skinny-weird.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I'm like...oh drat, I don't remember, I haven't weighed myself in forever.

    180ish, I think.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My family has a history of diabetes, but an even worse history of heart disease.

    Also I kinda want to weigh myself now, since I haven't in a while, but I don't know if we have a working scale.
  • I'm like...oh drat, I don't remember, I haven't weighed myself in forever.


    180ish, I think.
    Ha, I shall pin you to the bed with my plump succulent thighs and (*REDACTED*)


    And by Redacted I mean snuggle you. :3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, reading that SA thread about the traffic engineer makes me wish I knew more about this stuff. That's, like, my dream career...
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    ...Now I'm thinking about thighs.

    ...Good thoughts.
  • edited 2012-05-16 21:00:58
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what I find interesting? In some countries, a traffic signal lights up both red and yellow simultaneously when it's about to turn green.

    That would never work in America; you'd get people inching into the intersection at best and outright jumping the gun at worst.
  • Is that why in racing movies the red and yellow lights light up together at the start of a race before the green turns on?

    I always wondered what the deal with that was.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Did somepony say TENTACLES?
  • Tentacles and showtunes!!
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Naney said:

    Tentacles and showtunes!!

    This is an accurate description of what our Friday nights will be like.

    >:3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you think there will ever be a black Doctor Who?

    (mindleap from imagining AU and I cosplaying as the Doctor and Amy)
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    You're a sweetheart, Naney.
  • edited 2012-05-16 21:17:15

    ^ ^ (*Train of logic*)


    I always wondered. I know "Paki" is an offensive word for a person of south-asian decent in the UK, but what is the correct word? No-one ever seems to mention whatever it is.
  • edited 2012-05-16 21:23:58
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    I think NeuroBliss may be the only flavored water type product that lives up 100% to its claims.


    You could burn that fat right off

    Yes, start an exercise regimen of fire

    I'm going to eat at "The Taco Time", I'm afraid I made an official declaration at the closest one to my house that all other Taco Times where frauds and most be wiped from the earth.
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