The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Me too.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    creative misunderstanding is crucial
  • So today I realized that I love Billy Joel

    I realized this after realizing that the following songs I adore (whose authorship I'd never really thought about) were all by him

    • The River of Dreams
    • Uptown Girl
    • Big Shot
    • Only the Good Die Young
    • Keepin' the Faith

    I dunno how I never made the connection, but that's me, I guess.

    I also like Piano Man, but I knew that was by him.


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There's only about one thing that Billy Joel has done that I kinda like.


  • Oh hey he did "Allentown" too.

    I actually knew that, I just forgot.

    I was born in the town that song's about.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have the most posts here.

    I. It is me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Which is not really something to be proud of.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You're welcome.
  • hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hullo there.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Hi, Magi.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hi, Mega! How's it going?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder where squid is this evening.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Now that you mention it, it is odd that squid isn't here.

    ^That might explain it.
  • I is goodish.

     

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIC

  • DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK? :<
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, I hope squid is OK. Playing volleyball or something
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When the Doctor is faced with the impossible task of saving humanity yet again, he's left with but one choice: release a wave of magic ALIEN TECHNOLOGY over the entire earth, turning every remaining human into a brightly colored pony, and turning the planet into the cartoony wonderland we now know as Equestria.

    There's only one problem: The machine that releases the magical waves needs the "life energy" of a time traveler to function properly. The Doctor's companion, a cross-eyed young postal worker, offers to sacrifice herself, but the Doctor insists that only he can do it.

    So it works, and all the humans become ponies, but the Doctor's life energy is drained and he has no choice but to regenerate. Because of the residual magic still around when he begins regnerating, he ends up taking the form of a pony--the pony we now know as Doctor Whooves.

    THE END
    © BBC Hasbro Entertainment AG
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Something's really starting to bother me about the blog I've made. My latest post wasn't as well-thought-out as I wanted it to be, and I said several things that, upon further reflection, aren't really accurate. I want to make a few changes to it. But I know several people have seen the post already.

    So, should I go in and just make the changes I want as soon as possible? Or should I just wait and address them in another post? Or possibly both? I'd much prefer to do the former, but I feel like that would be too dishonest.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nightmare fetishism
  • edited 2012-05-15 23:06:35
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ What if you went back and made the changes, but put something at the bottom like "UPDATE:" with a brief description of what you edited?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Oh! How did I not think of that? That should work perfectly! Thanks!

    Of course, I'm sure there will be some people who wouldn't believe me if I said that the original post didn't really reflect my opinions. But at this point, I've realized there isn't anything I can do about that, and it's not worth getting worked up over.
  • edited 2012-05-15 23:12:34
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    You have no idea how nostalgic this music is for me.
  • THE INTERNET IS FULL OF CATS BECAUSE DOG PEOPLE GO OUTSIDE
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm thinking the next chapter of Amazon.com and the Insufferable Jackass should be The Conductor's time to shine, as he hasn't done much since being introduced three chapters ago.

    Also he's the only one willing to call The Insufferable Jackass out on his bullshit. He's like the Donna Noble to Jackie's Doctor!
  • This new track I'm working on is pretty good!!
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  • Naney said:

    This new track I'm working on is pretty good!!



    THIS QUOTE IS ALSO APPLICABLE TO ME SO I AM QUOTING IT YAY

    of course, it's all thanks to the Honey Drippers.

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I am also here. I'm just not quite sure of what to say.

    I kind of hope I don't sleep in too late tomorrow. When I sleep in late, I tend to not to be as active as I should.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh hi squid. Good to see that you live.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Precise Pangolin
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  • leave it on press
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