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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Your MOM has nothing to say...

    *sob*
  • edited 2012-05-09 00:20:17

    I actually feel bad for liking this.

    As well you should. :P


    Have some Current Value:



    Fun Fact: Bjork loved this so much that she got him to do one of the Biophilia remix EPs.
  • I want nothing to do with anything that has ever been within a hundred feet of Bjork.
  • *Petted*

    Oh wait. There is something to say. We now have a pet Bearded Dragon. That's a thing.
  • Wat.

    I realize it's a bit of a controversial opinion, but I honestly don't care for Bjork sans some of the Sugarcubes stuff.

  • edited 2012-05-09 00:38:05
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but what about "Knifin' Around"?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Mega: Awesome! Is he (or she, as the case may be) doing all right in his new home?

    I sort of want a ball python, but I'm not equipped to take care of one at the moment.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why am i re-watching dr ashen's christmas cracker videos
  • Gator:She, and yep! Took her a bit to get used to us, but she is probably the friendliest reptile I've ever met.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm trying to think of other things with no humans that people find appealing and all I can come up with is Rocko's Modern Life, Lackadaisy and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (or just MLP G4).
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes there are. They're just in animal bodies.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hi there, magi
  • The sadness will last forever.
    :D
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Aw, thanks, guys. And you raise pretty good points.

    Yeah, I know I should have phrased that as a question and been more forward about it. I wasn't quite thinking straight, so I wasn't watching how I was saying things. Sorry if it seemed like I was fishing for attention there.

    And like I said in the Idea Repository, there are human characters... it's just that they're only two out of the six main protagonists.


  • New music video fro the one and only.
  • It's pretty decent.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    And I'm running out of steam. Good night.
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  • edited 2012-05-09 01:25:21
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Did you type that all up yourself?
  • You saw sagacious Solomon
    You know what came of him,
    To him complexities seemed plain.
    He cursed the hour that gave birth to him
    And saw that everything was vain.
    How great and wise was Solomon.
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's wisdom that had brought him to this state.
    How fortunate the man with none.

    You saw courageous Caesar next
    You know what he became.
    They deified him in his life
    Then had him murdered just the same.
    And as they raised the fatal knife
    How loud he cried: you too my son!
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's courage that had brought him to that state.
    How fortunate the man with none.

    You heard of honest Socrates
    The man who never lied:
    They weren't so grateful as you'd think
    Instead the rulers fixed to have him tried
    And handed him the poisoned drink.
    How honest was the people's noble son.
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's honesty that brought him to that state.
    How fortunate the man with none.


    Here you can see respectable folk
    Keeping to God's own laws.
    So far he hasn't taken heed.
    You who sit safe and warm indoors
    Help to relieve our bitter need.
    How virtuously we had begun.
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's fear of god that brought us to that state.
    How fortunate the man with none. 
  • edited 2012-05-09 01:27:10
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Copypasted...from where?
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does anyone else think starting a party store sounds like fun?
  • edited 2012-05-09 01:33:59
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ah, quotes. It doesn't have my favorite passage, though.

    ^Spoken like someone who has never worked in retail
  • edited 2012-05-09 01:36:35
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, it's on pages 719-721 in the Penguin edition. But it's quite long and I'm not typing it all up now.
  • edited 2012-05-09 01:44:40
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  • "You know what is funny? When someone gives you an interview and then they never call you. :D"

    Oh how I know that feel. Do the squidsponsible thing and call them--the proactiveness might help, and if nothing else you'll be squidsure, right?

    ...

    squid
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  • edited 2012-05-09 01:55:40
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    proverbs for paranoids
  • edited 2012-05-09 02:01:39
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm honestly not sure about that one either.

    I know I don't deliberately put myself into paranoid situations...but maybe I'm too idiotic to avoid it?
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Good night squid.
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  • edited 2012-05-09 02:29:17



    Kurt doesn't even need to touch the guitar
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