The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know

    Arby's roast beef "gyro" does not really satisfy my gyro craving

    But it's so much cheaper than going to the real gyro place ;_;
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Real gyro is generally made with lamb.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I know.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Americans should eat more lamb, IMHO.
  • kill living beings
    it's kind of coded as fancy here, i think
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i have an aversion to eating sheep

    especially because "lamb" sounds so vulnerable...docile...
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    You're not literally eating a baby sheep! It's more like a teenage sheep.

    Side-note: Nobody eats goat here, which is kind of interesting.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Goat is also tasty.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    i have an aversion to eating sheep


    especially because "lamb" sounds so vulnerable...docile...
    Same here.

    I also have a similar aversion to eating Snails, because dang it, it's too lowly and helpless.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    goat
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I like quail.

    I haven't had it in too long. >_>
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    remember when quail was a thing in the motherheap
  • I had lamb a couple weeks ago at a friend's house, and my family will occasionally make goat when my relatives from Jamaica are visiting

    both are pretty good
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't think I've ever had goat, but I have lamb semi-regularly because I live like 5 minutes away from an awesome gyro place.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've never eaten a gyro and frankly the term just makes me think of a gyroscope
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's not even pronounced the same, Imi!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    >implying that I hear people speak of these things out loud
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Gyro is pronounced Fish.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I once pronounced it jyroh and my parents mocked me for it. Unrelatedly @buttercrispy and I had gyros today
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's pronounced 'doner kebab'
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Calica said:

    I once pronounced it jyroh and my parents mocked me for it. Unrelatedly @buttercrispy and I had gyros today

    i still haven't gone out for gyros with centie, even though she really loves them
  • So I'm conducting an experiment in The Sims 3 to test how well a Sim can survive without my input and how strong their will to live is.

    As it turns out, no they can't and not very strong.
  • More like: Instructions unclear, unable to process the fact that there's no oven in the room, keep wanting to prepare waffles, floor covered in waffle batter.

    I then made it so that if they wanted food, they had to swim across a pool to get the fridge and some counters (still no oven). It took them forever to finally make an autumn salad, which doesn't require an oven. And now that they have an oven back, they aren't using it, instead eating nothing but autumn salads.

    Oh, and I've lost a Sim. They starved to death.
  • So they're mourning the loss of one of their friends, how can I make things worse? Deny access to any bathrooms so that they all smell bad and pee themselves constantly.
  • and they have to clean up their own pee.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It sure is nice that I'm not a Sim
  • I've done four experiments so far, currently on the fifth.

    Experiment 1: Observe for 24 Sim hours
    Experiment 2: Take away fridge and oven for 24 hours
    Experiment 3: Make Sims swim across a pool for fridge and counters
    Experiment 4a: Isolate Sims in inidivual cells with a bed, toilet, shower, and fridge for 36 hours.
    Experiment 4b: Repeat Experiment 3 (Gamma Three dead)
    Experiment 5: No access to bathrooms for 36 hours
    Experiment 6: No access to bedrooms for 24 hours
    Experiment 7: See if Sims can survive a house fire
    Experiment 8: Observe Sims for another 24 hours to note any changes from Experiment 1
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Very scientific.
  • I was going to purposely trigger Experiment 7 by making one of the Sims forget about their cooking.

    They did it for me.
  • So one of the Sims was passed out on the floor. When the fire started, she got up and yawned with a "you woke me up for this?" look on her face.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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  • I have reached the end of my experiments and four Sims have died.

    Shall I be merciful and let the remaining four live, or shall I turn this into a Hunger Games and keep going until only one is alive?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    conduct more experiments
  • Well, another fire started and another Sim died, this is turning into the Hunger Games.
  • So another fire started and now there is just one Sim left.

    He's bawling his eyes out and the Grim Reaper is sat on a bench watching him.
  • Oh, they're all dead. Whoops.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You killed them all.

    I hope you're happy.
  • I got a copy of them all and placed them back into the burnt out facility, where the urns of their previous selves remain. So far they've just mopped up everything and are already miserable.
  • And they've started another fire.

    I'm going to end the experiments right now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think there's a Deep Moral Truth to be learned from this.

    I'm not sure what it is, though.
  • Sims will remember what happened and actively plot against you
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have a peach yoghurt that's 12 days past its expiration date, but the top wasn't bloated

    i opened it up, it smells normal and i can't see any mould on the surface?

    should i risk it?  i don't like to waste them but 12 days is quite a while
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i wouldn't, but i'm not sure what other food you have or can afford
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have a fair amount of money, i just don't like to waste food
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    yeah i get that
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I just wouldn't, since if you did misjudge it it'd probably be more trouble than it's worth.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    mm, yeah, ok
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