I wish I could go back to bed right now, honestly...it's been one of those weeks. not much drama but I've been sick and early appointments make me nervous in general.
Do you remember my post about the /r/atheism debacle? I've been a victim of condescending white liberal ""help"" before. This movie just put that into words I couldn't.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
really, I think one of the most fascinating things about it is how one's racial identity kind of influences just how you end up reacting to the film itself; I'd imagine it's almost a completely different experience for someone who isn't black (or white, for that matter)
I hope Peele's got more of that subversive sensibility in him, it was a hell of a debut effort
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I got this flashlight at Dollar Tree a couple months ago
It's...decent. Certainly better than the last one I bought there.
My problem is that it feels really cheap and I'd like to get a slightly better one (like paying $5 instead of $1) but I can't justify buying another flashlight when this one works just fine.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am currently in the process of finishing up the paperwork for my lawsuit
I'm suing everyone who's ever blocked or unfollowed me on Twitter for violating my FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Actual picture of me about to present my argument in court:
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I don't remember how to convert between degrees-minutes-seconds and decimal degrees on this calculator. Sad!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh hey, there's blatantly a [° ' "] key. I don't know how I overlooked that.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I got confused and left for campus half an hour earlier than I intended to
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I really hate the thing where some websites insist on sending you email alerts every time you log in.
"Someone just logged into your account! Was this you?"
Like, do the people who design these things expect that I'll only log into my Google account or whatever from a few constant computers, instead of random library computers?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It could be worse. You could have a laptop with no space for a DVD drive, like most people (myself included) seem to have these days.
I really hate the thing where some websites insist on sending you email alerts every time you log in.
"Someone just logged into your account! Was this you?"
Like, do the people who design these things expect that I'll only log into my Google account or whatever from a few constant computers, instead of random library computers?
If one of my accounts is logged into from a new location, I very much want to know immediately.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I choose to believe that person just doesn't know what happened to Alan Turing, because otherwise...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I said I choose to believe it, not that it's actually true.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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really, I think one of the most fascinating things about it is how one's racial identity kind of influences just how you end up reacting to the film itself; I'd imagine it's almost a completely different experience for someone who isn't black (or white, for that matter)
I hope Peele's got more of that subversive sensibility in him, it was a hell of a debut effort
I did it (unintentionally) the night I watched it and freaked myself out
I guess I've got some time to kill now
Merde.
Gonna cost £45 to repair.
Phew.
Which is approximately the most British sentence ever.