You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Reminds me of when Grandma discovered the copy/paste function on her phone and I had to explain how it works.
"It says 'copy'," she said, "but where does the copy go?"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
See, her assumption was that when you "copy" some information, the phone makes a copy and stores it somewhere. She was basically thinking of what would actually be called "save".
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I mean, yeah, I know that.
It's just that this wasn't immediately obvious to my 70-year-old grandmother who never owned a smartphone or computer until this year.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This online homework thing for my surveying course requires me to enable Flash. Lame.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A Coca-Cola machine at OSU's Independence Hall charged my credit card $1.50 but failed to, y'know, dispense my Coke.
On one hand it's only $1.50 so it's no great loss, on the other hand...I'm kinda salty about it and want my money back.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm bored.
The novelty of the new PC wore off fairly quickly.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I went with dad to a PC repair place to get my laptop fixed, but it was closed for lunch. So instead we went to the Aldi next door to get mum some cheap flowers. They were selling massive sledgehammers for a tenner.
you need to stop believing everything you read about Americans because I have lived here for 22 of my 23 years and have never ever ever heard anyone call a lie a "porkie". If anything it sounds like some kind of weird sexual term.
you need to stop believing everything you read about Americans because I have lived here for 22 of my 23 years and have never ever ever heard anyone call a lie a "porkie". If anything it sounds like some kind of weird sexual term.
It's in British English. Porkie pie is rhyming slang.
'ckin 'ell, I'm so sick of my phone being broken and I'm scared that I'm not going to be able to get the insurance on it because I rooted it and now I can't get it back to stock
like, I know that it's either a hardware issue or just straight-up something wrong with its ability to read the system partition because the download mode and bootloader still work and I was able to get the recovery back on it relatively easily; it wasn't anything that I actually did that made it stop working but they're gonna be like "oh, you modded this thing, we can't help you, hors d'oeuvres" and I'm going to Actually Be Up A Creek
the worst part is that this is coming so damn close to when I was actually due to upgrade that it just makes me feel like filing a claim wouldn't even be worth it for whatever deductible we end up paying on it and UGH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK HTC FUCK SPRINT FUCK EVERYTHING UGH
So I've handed my laptop in for maintenance cleaning, as the disk drive doesn't respond when I put disks in. I failed to realise that in my laptop bag were left over birth control pills, which the woman at shop left me a voice mail asking if I needed them. I don't, but it was a "whoops, should have cleaned my bag out" moment.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(Apparently, for some reason, the machines we had charge your card $5 up front and then refund the difference when you buy something.)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Same with Cornish pasties.
like, I know that it's either a hardware issue or just straight-up something wrong with its ability to read the system partition because the download mode and bootloader still work and I was able to get the recovery back on it relatively easily; it wasn't anything that I actually did that made it stop working but they're gonna be like "oh, you modded this thing, we can't help you, hors d'oeuvres" and I'm going to Actually Be Up A Creek
the worst part is that this is coming so damn close to when I was actually due to upgrade that it just makes me feel like filing a claim wouldn't even be worth it for whatever deductible we end up paying on it and UGH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK HTC FUCK SPRINT FUCK EVERYTHING UGH